god I have no idea how to react to the work PA flirting with me every day
I must be like an awkward puppy or some shit
give in, have an affair, get married, have kids, have granddkids, and at no point stop thinking "oh god what is happening"
I'd be down to smash
but she's in a pretty serious relationship I guess
Lightly engage verbally and gradually look/feel for any indication that said relationship is boolean:true for being open or in some other way having stipulations where it'd be okay to smash.
No matter where you go...there you are. ~ Buckaroo Banzai
god I have no idea how to react to the work PA flirting with me every day
I must be like an awkward puppy or some shit
give in, have an affair, get married, have kids, have granddkids, and at no point stop thinking "oh god what is happening"
I'd be down to smash
but she's in a pretty serious relationship I guess
hm
flirt platonically back, have work-wife
Like are we supposed to fuck on an exam table after work
how does this work abdhy
Don't have any experience with exam tables myself, but enterprising people find ways to make shit work.
With imagination, a good amount of core strength/stability, and the right amount of lust, me and a former co-worker made a shelving unit in the warehouse/holding area of a Target into a jungle gym of hot monkey love.
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No matter where you go...there you are. ~ Buckaroo Banzai
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The lesbian lizard lady is the best. My favorite quote from Doctor Who is when she knocks on somebody's door and says
"Good evening. I'm a lizard woman from the dawn of time, and this is my wife.
That is a show knowing what it is, what it's doing, and what its viewers want.
She's a PA, I imagine it wouldn't even register.
yeah that was great
hm
flirt platonically back, have work-wife
Lightly engage verbally and gradually look/feel for any indication that said relationship is boolean:true for being open or in some other way having stipulations where it'd be okay to smash.
~ Buckaroo Banzai
Like are we supposed to fuck on an exam table after work
how does this work abdhy
file a sexual harassment complaint about a hostile work environment
this is not my beautiful house
that would be good
or just in a supply closet or something
no work-spouses is a platonic thing
it's just that person at work you have a special relationship with
what you're thinking of is called a workplace affair I think
which is such an established concept that it must be okay
(also you're supposed to fuck wherever ingenuity lets you, during lunch. Or, preferably, during work.)
I am pretty certain he thinks this is ISIS:
And she is really running the show.
maybe i should have suggested yandere?
mazz you're projecting a lot of knowledge onto that doofus just to make a joke
Like bocce and volleyball and cornhole (ayyyy)
I don't think I'm misinterpreting that as flirting
the animoos of chat have not yet woken from their late night adult swim slumber
Not my fault Disney hasn't made a movie about the Egyptian gods yet.
Swords were always kind of a dumb thing
Useful for showing off wealth, wasting metal, and killing unarmored commoners
If you're serious about what you're doing you get a spear
Don't have any experience with exam tables myself, but enterprising people find ways to make shit work.
With imagination, a good amount of core strength/stability, and the right amount of lust, me and a former co-worker made a shelving unit in the warehouse/holding area of a Target into a jungle gym of hot monkey love.
~ Buckaroo Banzai
i mean i doubt it's your athletic ability so whatever's left is the only practical option
I heard nowadays the youths fuck on the job in those breast feeding / quiet rooms
Gotta get with the times, man
that's what I get for not reading to the end of the thread
did she want to win
Or you could use stasis+ or bombs
I like the work-wife thing
romance is fraught with dangers
just enjoying the company of, and mutual bitching about coworkers with, someone else is devoid of all that
Are we flirting right now
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
we set one of those up but i don't think anyone has banged in it yet
always
you're wrong
He knows he wants the powers el-Sisi has in Egypt.
Serious? No no, let's go back to the other thing, where I kill poor people and show off my own wealth at the same time.
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/f8/e6/26/f8e626d5a983804282a8d3f958fbee97--suit-of-armor-medieval-swords.jpg
tho
possibly
Ahh the moment when you are like, lets make my sword into a spear.
the cameras we set up tell a different story
Mayyyybe...
~ Buckaroo Banzai