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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    it is my understanding that the best weapon is the chakram

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    what about the plague censor

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Rome did try to outfit most of their soldiers with a gladius.

    They lead off with javelins and spears then switch to the gladius for hand to hand combat after they fucked the shit out of their shield formations.

    Well they also were much better at holding those formations than most folks.

    And also using them for brutal efficiency.

    The formations weren't as tight as most would think.

    A properly spaced maniple will allow 3-4 feet of space between each legionary in a shield line. This allowed them full use of the gladius and their training of using the shield as a secondary weapon (there's a reason for that big ass bronze bas in the middle of those big ass rectangles), while still being close enough to close ranks into a shield wall or move to assist another soldier if their facing multiple targets.

    the idea they always marched shoulder-to-shoulder is quite silly if you think about it for a few seconds

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    anime anime anime

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    are we talking pre-marian reforms tho

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    what about meteor swarm

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    what about summon elemental IX

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    Only thing better than a sword is two swords. When we used to pretend to be characters from Robin of Sherwood at primary school everyone always wanted to be Nasir, the guy from the show who had two swords and was widely regarded as the biggest badass.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited July 2017
    bowen wrote: »
    Rome did try to outfit most of their soldiers with a gladius.

    They lead off with javelins and spears then switch to the gladius for hand to hand combat after they fucked the shit out of their shield formations.

    yeah only the poorest class of soldier in the pre-marian legions didn't have gladii, being unarmoured javelin skirmishers. Everyone else had the gladii as their main weapon. The roman focus always was on infantry just getting in there, after a javelin volley.

    Which worked, especially after the marian reforms, because the roman legions were the best trained in the world. Their forte was getting stuck in and not relenting, because their disclipline and training was superior. Not necessarily their combat skill. Or equipment, really.

    The other was being masters of logistics.

    Abdhyius on
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    BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    it is my understanding that the best weapon is the chakram

    Only if your name is Sun Shang Xiang

    No matter where you go...there you are.
    ~ Buckaroo Banzai
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    milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Only thing better than a sword is two swords. When we used to pretend to be characters from Robin of Sherwood at primary school everyone always wanted to be Nasir, the guy from the show who had two swords and was widely regarded as the biggest badass.

    Three swords. Five. Eight.

    I ate an engineer
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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Only thing better than a sword is two swords. When we used to pretend to be characters from Robin of Sherwood at primary school everyone always wanted to be Nasir, the guy from the show who had two swords and was widely regarded as the biggest badass.

    what about

    two swords in each hand

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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    it is my understanding that the best weapon is the chakram

    Only if your name is Sun Shang Xiang

    this ignores Xena Warrior Princess and is antifeminist

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    BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    what about meteor swarm

    If Fu So Ya taught me anything, it's that it's properly expressed as Meteo.

    No matter where you go...there you are.
    ~ Buckaroo Banzai
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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Daddy 2 gladii

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited July 2017
    After two swords the public clamors for three but the real chic thing to do is to bring it back down to one

    Eddy on
    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    first cymber implant i get is swords for arms and legs

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited July 2017
    I've been watching a lot of videos on various roman battles

    so many of them go "romans are attacked, romans hold, enemy retreats, repeat" and so many of their disasters come from them not staying put and just taking it

    not great warriors, not great equipment - the gauls were vastly superior ironsmiths - just pure training and discipline and centurions with their beating sticks.

    Abdhyius on
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    BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    it is my understanding that the best weapon is the chakram

    Only if your name is Sun Shang Xiang

    this ignores Xena Warrior Princess and is antifeminist

    Xena used it more as a tool, than a killing implement. Lucy Lawless is her own ultimate weapon.

    No matter where you go...there you are.
    ~ Buckaroo Banzai
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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    edited July 2017
    the most powerful weapon is love or ki or chi

    Apothe0sis on
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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    milski wrote: »
    Three swords. Five. Eight.

    There's that great scene in the Sinbad movie with Carol Munroe as the damsel and Tom Baker as the bad guy where a status of a six-armed goddess comes to life and she wields six swords. That was pretty cool.

    General Grievous should, therefore, be similarly badass, but somehow sidesteps cool and stands firmly on the spot labelled rubbish.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    a sword but it's actually a spear but the length of a sword

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    it is my understanding that the best weapon is the chakram

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    i have been known to enjoy anime and may in fact own several wall scrolls that my wife refuses to let me hang from the walls, in all of their glory

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    with a compass in the stock and this thing that tells time

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    I hope Geth picks me because I'm about to go into a meeting and that always happens and I get to do a one line chat opener.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    mods are caught in intractable political posturing in local democratic political meetings

    post anime

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Is it just me or is force touch on trackpads the worst thing ever

    oh goody I can't click and drag anymore!

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
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    BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    mods are caught in intractable political posturing in local democratic political meetings

    post anime

    This is the future liberals want

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    BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I've been watching a lot of videos on various roman battles

    so many of them go "romans are attacked, romans hold, enemy retreats, repeat" and so many of their disasters come from them not staying put and just taking it

    The Totenberg forest says hi!

    No matter where you go...there you are.
    ~ Buckaroo Banzai
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Is it just me or is force touch on trackpads the worst thing ever

    oh goody I can't click and drag anymore!

    trackpads are already the worst thing ever

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I've been watching a lot of videos on various roman battles

    so many of them go "romans are attacked, romans hold, enemy retreats, repeat" and so many of their disasters come from them not staying put and just taking it

    not great warriors, not great equipment - the gauls were vastly superior ironsmiths - just pure training and discipline and centurions with their beating sticks.

    Clearly you haven't watched enough Spartacus: Blood and Sand.

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Burnage wrote: »
    TL DR wrote: »
    mods are caught in intractable political posturing in local democratic political meetings

    post anime

    This is the future liberals want

    the future is now

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    GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    This thread is no longer active, and will be recycled.
    On average, this thread was zooming by at warp 3.6

    @Harry Dresden will create the new thread
    @Bogart is backup

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    mods are caught in intractable political posturing in local democratic political meetings

    post anime

    Lol no one would host a meeting at 7 in the am

    Are you crazy tilder

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