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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Between that and the news that Mueller has had a grand jury going for a month

    The movies about the Trump era of politics are going to be insane. At least hope they will be, Hollywood let us down with W., despite having lots of good material.

    There's something really heartening about all of the career public servants - military, the diplomatic corps, law enforcement, and attorneys for all of them - being all

    No

    Fuck you

    It is kind of the job.

    Civil service is there to do the work of the people based on laws passed by our system.

    Not be cronies of the administrative branch.

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    Every film that tries to recreate events from the Trump administration is going to be, at best, a mediocrity.

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    Every film that tries to recreate events from the Trump administration is going to be, at best, a mediocrity.

    No film can capture the surrealism of reality with this.

    Except maybe David Lynch.

    Lynch could do it but no one would believe it was real.

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    Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    Every film that tries to recreate events from the Trump administration is going to be, at best, a mediocrity.

    I don't know, what film with Mueller's team as the leads has the potential to be awesome.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    “A train is traveling at 100 mph. A child is tied to the track. I have a switch in front of me. If I pull it, the train will switch to another track, and instead of hitting the child it will hit ten convicted felons. What do I do? Trick question: I’m not even there. I’m at your company helping you make record profits.”

    https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/10-winning-intros-to-solve-that-boring-cover-letter

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    the least believable thing about this show about a starship in the future that has been transported to the other side of the galaxy by some exceptionally powerful galactic being and is currently on the run from a species of bellicose aliens

    is that anyone would be upset Paris wants to leave

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    “A train is traveling at 100 mph. A child is tied to the track. I have a switch in front of me. If I pull it, the train will switch to another track, and instead of hitting the child it will hit ten convicted felons. What do I do? Trick question: I’m not even there. I’m at your company helping you make record profits.”

    https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/10-winning-intros-to-solve-that-boring-cover-letter
    so that child is just getting hit by a train then huh

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    P10 wrote: »
    “A train is traveling at 100 mph. A child is tied to the track. I have a switch in front of me. If I pull it, the train will switch to another track, and instead of hitting the child it will hit ten convicted felons. What do I do? Trick question: I’m not even there. I’m at your company helping you make record profits.”

    https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/10-winning-intros-to-solve-that-boring-cover-letter
    so that child is just getting hit by a train then huh

    but quarterly earnings are up 0.4% over last year

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    the least believable thing about this show about a starship in the future that has been transported to the other side of the galaxy by some exceptionally powerful galactic being and is currently on the run from a species of bellicose aliens

    is that anyone would be upset Paris wants to leave

    They should have just had Kim murder Paris in his sleep

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    jesus fuck why do they even bother putting erasers on the back of pencils when they're the most useless things ever

    nothing will fuck it up worse

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    A lunchtime pub trip to the nice pub with the hipster staff and good beer selection has cheered me up immensely

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular

    In mathematics, a Voronoi diagram is a partitioning of a plane into regions based on distance to points in a specific subset of the plane. That set of points (called seeds, sites, or generators) is specified beforehand, and for each seed there is a corresponding region consisting of all points closer to that seed than to any other. These regions are called Voronoi cells.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    next cover letter i write will just be this written out

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siF4VPiTYDo

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    Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    “A train is traveling at 100 mph. A child is tied to the track. I have a switch in front of me. If I pull it, the train will switch to another track, and instead of hitting the child it will hit ten convicted felons. What do I do? Trick question: I’m not even there. I’m at your company helping you make record profits.”

    https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/10-winning-intros-to-solve-that-boring-cover-letter
    so that child is just getting hit by a train then huh

    but quarterly earnings are up 0.4% over last year

    Thus the God of Greed (Mammon) is sated, execs hope that Sam and Dean don't catch on and kill their deity because the next quarter. Do they know how difficult it is to replace those pagan gods?

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    Elki wrote: »
    Every film that tries to recreate events from the Trump administration is going to be, at best, a mediocrity.

    I don't know, what film with Mueller's team as the leads has the potential to be awesome.

    Like most straightforward biopics it would decently among the people taking their once-a-year pilgrimage to see a film where no one is searching for the magical ring of untold power.

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    QanamilQanamil x Registered User regular
    Chanus is my agree-buddy. We got a real good thing going.

    Morning [Chanus]

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    DoctorArchDoctorArch Curmudgeon Registered User regular
    Ooof, Broadchurch. Gets you right in the feels.

    Almost done with Season 1. Highly recommended.

    Switch Friend Code: SW-6732-9515-9697
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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Qanamil wrote: »
    Chanus is my agree-buddy. We got a real good thing going.

    Morning [Chanus]

    yeah he's a slut that way

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular

    In mathematics, a Voronoi diagram is a partitioning of a plane into regions based on distance to points in a specific subset of the plane. That set of points (called seeds, sites, or generators) is specified beforehand, and for each seed there is a corresponding region consisting of all points closer to that seed than to any other. These regions are called Voronoi cells.

    Back when I was trying to make some scripts to help automate my cyoas, I did my map generation based on Voronoi cells

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    Every film that tries to recreate events from the Trump administration is going to be, at best, a mediocrity.

    No film can capture the surrealism of reality with this.

    Except maybe David Lynch.

    Lynch could do it but no one would believe it was real.

    The flying people in the Oval Office would be the least far fetched incident.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    slut is swedish for final

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    Qanamil wrote: »
    Chanus is my agree-buddy. We got a real good thing going.

    Morning [Chanus]

    yeah he's a slut that way

    I can appreciate he's got agrees in him for more than white hot socialism memes

    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
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    Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular

    In mathematics, a Voronoi diagram is a partitioning of a plane into regions based on distance to points in a specific subset of the plane. That set of points (called seeds, sites, or generators) is specified beforehand, and for each seed there is a corresponding region consisting of all points closer to that seed than to any other. These regions are called Voronoi cells.

    As somebody who lived next to that park for a few months, it is hard to think of a time it was that empty

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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Gonmun wrote: »
    Gonmun wrote: »
    gonmun

    Oh, hello Nexus.

    don't you sass me mister

    YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD!

    Exactly, everyone knows @Chanus is [chat]'s real dad.

    Spool is [chat]'s real dad.

    Chanus is the cool uncle.

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    QanamilQanamil x Registered User regular
    Checks out
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Qanamil wrote: »
    Chanus is my agree-buddy. We got a real good thing going.

    Morning [Chanus]

    yeah he's a slut that way

    I can appreciate he's got agrees in him for more than white hot socialism memes

    white? You betray your allegiances, reactionary scum! Seize this white guardist sympathizer and shoot him, immediately!

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    SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Qanamil wrote: »
    Chanus is my agree-buddy. We got a real good thing going.

    Morning [Chanus]

    yeah he's a slut that way

    I can appreciate he's got agrees in him for more than white hot socialism memes

    white? You betray your allegiances, reactionary scum! Seize this white guardist sympathizer and shoot him, immediately!

    We've got all the guns

    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
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    QanamilQanamil x Registered User regular
    I let a quarter-sized spider live after it crawled across my damn leg on Sunday. Last night it came out in the light and and was crawling into the hat next to me before I noticed it.

    There won't be a third time, spider.

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    A Kobold's KoboldA Kobold's Kobold He/Him MississippiRegistered User regular
    Morning my fellow agree sluts.

    Switch Friend Code: SW-3011-6091-2364
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    SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    Qanamil wrote: »
    I let a quarter-sized spider live after it crawled across my damn leg on Sunday. Last night it came out in the light and and was crawling into the hat next to me before I noticed it.

    There won't be a third time, spider.

    Awww. Juice glass and a piece of paper, carry him outside

    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    what do guns have against cooperation and community

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    other than bullets

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    p o e
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Qanamil wrote: »
    Checks out
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    not that it has anything to do with how funny it must be that swedish movies end with "slut" but jfc google translate is so shit

    this is wrong, how can it manage to be that crap

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2REkk9SCRn0
    / ABOUT THE FILM /

    “In a Heartbeat” is an animated short film created by Esteban Bravo and Beth David, produced at Ringling College of Art and Design. It follows Sherwin, a middle school boy who is struggling to come to terms with his crush on Jonathan, the most popular boy in school. Sherwin must chase after his own heart to stop it from revealing his true feelings to Jonathan, and the entire student body.

    @Blameless Cleric @Evil Multifarious @21stCentury

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    SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    My wife and I have a runnung joke about the Hampton Inn chain being run by a gentle innkeeper spider names Hampton

    All reading a book and having tea at the check-in desk, with a British pageboy cap

    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Qanamil wrote: »
    Checks out
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    not that it has anything to do with how funny it must be that swedish movies end with "slut" but jfc google translate is so shit

    this is wrong, how can it manage to be that crap

    yeah i guess it's more like end than final

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    p o e
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    I don't know what to plYyyyyyyyyy

    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
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    Blameless ClericBlameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered User regular
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2REkk9SCRn0
    / ABOUT THE FILM /

    “In a Heartbeat” is an animated short film created by Esteban Bravo and Beth David, produced at Ringling College of Art and Design. It follows Sherwin, a middle school boy who is struggling to come to terms with his crush on Jonathan, the most popular boy in school. Sherwin must chase after his own heart to stop it from revealing his true feelings to Jonathan, and the entire student body.

    Blameless Cleric" "Evil Multifarious" 21stCentury

    I watched this last night! Isn't it sooo cute

    Orphane wrote: »

    one flower ring to rule them all and in the sunlightness bind them

    I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    p o e
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    P O E
    P O E

    P O E
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    I don't know what to plYyyyyyyyyy

    One of those not-expensive builds that only require 50-60 exalts, obvs.

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