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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    So It Goes, our mum. She promised the new baby won't mean she loves us less, but we know different.
    Don't worry Echo you were probably my second or third or maybe fourth choice!

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    So It Goes, our mum. She promised the new baby won't mean she loves us less, but we know different.
    wait that sounded better in my head

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    Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill The Chill ZoneRegistered User regular
    Tube, always watching
    Geth roll 1d100 for How Boned Is Chat

    How Boned Is Chat:
    1d100 73 [1d100=73]

    I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Hack the poll like the easily hackable planet

    Destiny 2 minor easter egg spoiler
    there is a mission where you go around stealing info from Vex nexus columns titled Hack the Planet

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    wait that sounded better in my head

    5th place is the 4th loser!

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    SurfpossumSurfpossum A nonentity trying to preserve the anonymity he so richly deserves.Registered User regular
    New York abstains.

    Courteously.

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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
    So It Goes, our mum. She promised the new baby won't mean she loves us less, but we know different.
    Gooey wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    wait that sounded better in my head

    5th place is the 4th loser!

    4th loser is 3rd runner-up!

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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    Irond Will, our absent father. We yearn for his approval, but he is busy with his new family.
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Honor bound to vote Jacobkosh because of a malort shot-pledge

    i might have voted for kosh before this weekend

    but now he just seems so commonplace and pedestrian

    i can have jacob whenever i want him

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited September 2017
    O, no thread for me. I'm at work today and I don't get to browse the internet except on my phone during breaks because I'm not a wretched sprog in the capitalist hierarchy

    Organichu on
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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    also i have no idea what that image is despite it probably being reposted in every single chat for the last few years

    1237917779613.jpg?1284764547

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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    So It Goes, our mum. She promised the new baby won't mean she loves us less, but we know different.
    Luckily I voted for Echo.

    Bless your heart.
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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Honor bound to vote Jacobkosh because of a malort shot-pledge

    i might have voted for kosh before this weekend

    but now he just seems so commonplace and pedestrian

    i can have jacob whenever i want him

    Hmm how many mods have I met:

    SiG

    ....tragic

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    O, no thread for me. I'm at work today and I don't get to browse the internet except on my phone during breaks because I'm not a wretched sprog in the capitalist hierarchy

    well you're a different kind of wretched sprog in the capitalist hierarchy

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    Echo, our new dad. He's OK, but we're not allowed to open the attic door any more and strange, unearthly lights seem to shine from deep within his eyes.
    I ain't afraid of shit

    Not respecting sumthin that wants my saccharine adoration

    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
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    credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
    Elki, our cool older brother who can dance and gets the girls and upon whom we swore brutal revenge many years ago.
    I agree that elki is the coolest mod and as such he gets my vote

    Steam, LoL: credeiki
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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    Irond Will, our absent father. We yearn for his approval, but he is busy with his new family.
    I'm uh, I'm going to be making at least $5k a month every month off of esports writing lol

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    SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    Echo, our new dad. He's OK, but we're not allowed to open the attic door any more and strange, unearthly lights seem to shine from deep within his eyes.
    I'm uh, I'm going to be making at least $5k a month every month off of esports writing lol

    Gross or net

    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    This ElJeffe erasure...

    vRyue2p.png
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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    So It Goes, our mum. She promised the new baby won't mean she loves us less, but we know different.
    I'm uh, I'm going to be making at least $5k a month every month off of esports writing lol

    Gross or net

    either would be fuck amazing for me

    Bless your heart.
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    SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    Echo, our new dad. He's OK, but we're not allowed to open the attic door any more and strange, unearthly lights seem to shine from deep within his eyes.
    This ElJeffe erasure...

    Like Trotsky on the riverbank

    Au revoir

    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Irond Will, our absent father. We yearn for his approval, but he is busy with his new family.
    Shivahn wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Honor bound to vote Jacobkosh because of a malort shot-pledge

    i might have voted for kosh before this weekend

    but now he just seems so commonplace and pedestrian

    i can have jacob whenever i want him

    Hmm how many mods have I met:

    SiG

    ....tragic

    I only have Will but now he's rare so it paid off. That meeting was a solid investment

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Irond Will, our absent father. We yearn for his approval, but he is busy with his new family.
    I'm uh, I'm going to be making at least $5k a month every month off of esports writing lol

    How much of that writing is about the futile search for a better name for it?

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    This ElJeffe erasure...

    Wait shit is El Jeffe a D&D mod? I'm on mobile so I can't see the list at the bottom.

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    credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
    Elki, our cool older brother who can dance and gets the girls and upon whom we swore brutal revenge many years ago.
    Shivahn wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Honor bound to vote Jacobkosh because of a malort shot-pledge

    i might have voted for kosh before this weekend

    but now he just seems so commonplace and pedestrian

    i can have jacob whenever i want him

    Hmm how many mods have I met:

    SiG

    ....tragic

    oh wait no I rescind my agree because I have also met Will and talked about defense contracting with him

    Steam, LoL: credeiki
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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    JacobKosh, our uncle who we love but think maybe he killed a guy one time, and why does he put on glasses and a false moustache when the cops come round?
    Geth roll 1d100 for how banned am I

    how banned am I:
    1d100 99 [1d100=99]

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    This ElJeffe erasure...

    or perhaps it was less erasure and more a very intentional gesture on bogart's behalf

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Honor bound to vote Jacobkosh because of a malort shot-pledge

    i might have voted for kosh before this weekend

    but now he just seems so commonplace and pedestrian

    i can have jacob whenever i want him

    Hmm how many mods have I met:

    SiG

    ....tragic

    I only have Will but now he's rare so it paid off. That meeting was a solid investment

    It's like you caught a shiny pokemon, but it was pidgey

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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    JacobKosh, our uncle who we love but think maybe he killed a guy one time, and why does he put on glasses and a false moustache when the cops come round?
    Fuck

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    SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    Echo, our new dad. He's OK, but we're not allowed to open the attic door any more and strange, unearthly lights seem to shine from deep within his eyes.
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    I'm uh, I'm going to be making at least $5k a month every month off of esports writing lol

    How much of that writing is about the futile search for a better name for it?

    E-sports

    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Bogart wrote: »
    This ElJeffe erasure...

    Wait shit is El Jeffe a D&D mod? I'm on mobile so I can't see the list at the bottom.

    And Echo isn't :P

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    This ElJeffe erasure...

    Wait shit is El Jeffe a D&D mod? I'm on mobile so I can't see the list at the bottom.

    Yeah, and Echo isn't.

    vRyue2p.png
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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    Bogart wrote: »
    This ElJeffe erasure...

    Wait shit is El Jeffe a D&D mod? I'm on mobile so I can't see the list at the bottom.

    Yeah, and Echo isn't.

    A couple of forum iterations ago mod badges only showed up in the forums we actually moderated.

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    SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    Echo, our new dad. He's OK, but we're not allowed to open the attic door any more and strange, unearthly lights seem to shine from deep within his eyes.
    I knew there was a reason I liked him!

    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    So It Goes, our mum. She promised the new baby won't mean she loves us less, but we know different.
    Mods ban

    .....well, probably all of us at this point

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    SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    Echo, our new dad. He's OK, but we're not allowed to open the attic door any more and strange, unearthly lights seem to shine from deep within his eyes.
    credeiki wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Honor bound to vote Jacobkosh because of a malort shot-pledge

    i might have voted for kosh before this weekend

    but now he just seems so commonplace and pedestrian

    i can have jacob whenever i want him

    Hmm how many mods have I met:

    SiG

    ....tragic

    oh wait no I rescind my agree because I have also met Will and talked about defense contracting with him

    Give me....oh, six years and I'll join you

    Maybe less if I can swing PSLF

    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
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    Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill The Chill ZoneRegistered User regular
    Tube, always watching
    You're all Heretics

    Denying the All-Father Who's Name We Dare Not Speak

    I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Winning by not playing

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Irond Will, our absent father. We yearn for his approval, but he is busy with his new family.
    I thought echo was a supermod

    You know, a giant dweeb

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Echo, our new dad. He's OK, but we're not allowed to open the attic door any more and strange, unearthly lights seem to shine from deep within his eyes.
    Echo wrote: »
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    I love u bby

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    Oh man that is hilarious. Well done, me. Absolutely first class showing.

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