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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    someone put out a bounty, whoever defeats AJ gets a million dollars

    Just strap him down Clockwork Orange style and feed the new Death Wish to him until he breaks

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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    I mean one of the things I really dig in kingsman 2, is just the explicitness of,
    The war on drugs doesn't a give a fuck about the people who use drugs, and never has.

    Kingsman 2 spoilers? I guess? If anybody cares?
    One of my favorite things about that movie is Tilde and Eggsy's relationship.

    Not only because it contravenes how the Bond movies tend to completely forget about the female leads between films, but I think it goes a long way towards making That Scene in Kingsman 1 much less disgusting, since it led to an actual romantic connection between the two of them, as opposed to it just being a really crass one-off joke with no real consequences for the characters.

    The rest of the movie is kind of a mess, but I think that's a nice touch.

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    someone put out a bounty, whoever defeats AJ gets a million dollars

    do i get a million dollars if no one can beat me

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    Welp

    I just read that thing

    Hurt me more

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    FawstFawst The road to awe.Registered User regular
    edited September 2017
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Fawst wrote: »
    Wait, is Legion not getting another season? I only saw the first episode, and a bit of the second.

    It is getting a second season
    Did somebody say otherwise?

    Not specifically, which is why I was checking. Past-tense reference that it "was" a fucking great show as opposed to "is." Glad I can watch it and not worry about it being cancelled too soon!

    Edit: totally forgot about that Heroes ... thing. I remember reading it back when it was posted. Ugh.

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    someone put out a bounty, whoever defeats AJ gets a million dollars

    do i get a million dollars if no one can beat me

    No but if you let me beat you I'll give you half

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    honoverehonovere Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    I mean one of the things I really dig in kingsman 2, is just the explicitness of,
    The war on drugs doesn't a give a fuck about the people who use drugs, and never has.

    Kingsman 2 spoilers? I guess? If anybody cares?
    One of my favorite things about that movie is Tilde and Eggsy's relationship.

    Not only because it contravenes how the Bond movies tend to completely forget about the female leads between films, but I think it goes a long way towards making That Scene in Kingsman 1 much less disgusting, since it led to an actual romantic connection between the two of them, as opposed to it just being a really crass one-off joke with no real consequences for the characters.

    The rest of the movie is kind of a mess, but I think that's a nice touch.
    Isn't the female "lead" from the first movie killed like 20 minutes into the second movie?

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    milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    I mean one of the things I really dig in kingsman 2, is just the explicitness of,
    The war on drugs doesn't a give a fuck about the people who use drugs, and never has.

    Kingsman 2 spoilers? I guess? If anybody cares?
    One of my favorite things about that movie is Tilde and Eggsy's relationship.

    Not only because it contravenes how the Bond movies tend to completely forget about the female leads between films, but I think it goes a long way towards making That Scene in Kingsman 1 much less disgusting, since it led to an actual romantic connection between the two of them, as opposed to it just being a really crass one-off joke with no real consequences for the characters.

    The rest of the movie is kind of a mess, but I think that's a nice touch.
    I like that the relationship exists but kind of dislike everything about it in the film, callback to "if you save the world, you can fuck me in the arse" included.

    Elton John's callback to that line was amazing though.

    I ate an engineer
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    rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    edited September 2017
    honovere wrote: »
    Blake T wrote: »
    I mean one of the things I really dig in kingsman 2, is just the explicitness of,
    The war on drugs doesn't a give a fuck about the people who use drugs, and never has.

    Kingsman 2 spoilers? I guess? If anybody cares?
    One of my favorite things about that movie is Tilde and Eggsy's relationship.

    Not only because it contravenes how the Bond movies tend to completely forget about the female leads between films, but I think it goes a long way towards making That Scene in Kingsman 1 much less disgusting, since it led to an actual romantic connection between the two of them, as opposed to it just being a really crass one-off joke with no real consequences for the characters.

    The rest of the movie is kind of a mess, but I think that's a nice touch.
    Isn't the female "lead" from the first movie killed like 20 minutes into the second movie?
    Yes.

    Tilde was a bit part and a joke in the first Kingsman. Roxy/Lancelot was the female lead, and they gave her jack shit to do in the first compared to Eggsy and then killed her immediately in the second.

    And in the sequel Eggsy again has to save the princess to get her as a reward, as they had broken up until he saved her life again. That they fleshed out her relationship in the beginning was good, but then they went down the wrong path toward the end.

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    edited September 2017
    someone put out a bounty, whoever defeats AJ gets a million dollars

    do i get a million dollars if no one can beat me

    beat yourself and you get the money

    yeah you know what i mean
    punch yourself in your stupid face

    Magic Pink on
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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    rhylith wrote: »
    honovere wrote: »
    Blake T wrote: »
    I mean one of the things I really dig in kingsman 2, is just the explicitness of,
    The war on drugs doesn't a give a fuck about the people who use drugs, and never has.

    Kingsman 2 spoilers? I guess? If anybody cares?
    One of my favorite things about that movie is Tilde and Eggsy's relationship.

    Not only because it contravenes how the Bond movies tend to completely forget about the female leads between films, but I think it goes a long way towards making That Scene in Kingsman 1 much less disgusting, since it led to an actual romantic connection between the two of them, as opposed to it just being a really crass one-off joke with no real consequences for the characters.

    The rest of the movie is kind of a mess, but I think that's a nice touch.
    Isn't the female "lead" from the first movie killed like 20 minutes into the second movie?
    Yes.

    Tilde was a bit part and a joke in the first Kingsman. Roxy/Lancelot was the female lead, and they gave her jack shit to do in the first compared to Eggsy and then killed her immediately in the second.

    And in the sequel Eggsy again has to save the princess to get her as a reward, as they had broken up until he saved her life again. That they fleshed out her relationship in the beginning was good, but then they went down the wrong path toward the end.
    The fact that Roxy gets fridged after five minutes of screen time is definitely a bad thing, especially considering how they come up with an exceptionally contrived reason for Merlin's survival.

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    KyouguKyougu Registered User regular
    rhylith wrote: »
    honovere wrote: »
    Blake T wrote: »
    I mean one of the things I really dig in kingsman 2, is just the explicitness of,
    The war on drugs doesn't a give a fuck about the people who use drugs, and never has.

    Kingsman 2 spoilers? I guess? If anybody cares?
    One of my favorite things about that movie is Tilde and Eggsy's relationship.

    Not only because it contravenes how the Bond movies tend to completely forget about the female leads between films, but I think it goes a long way towards making That Scene in Kingsman 1 much less disgusting, since it led to an actual romantic connection between the two of them, as opposed to it just being a really crass one-off joke with no real consequences for the characters.

    The rest of the movie is kind of a mess, but I think that's a nice touch.
    Isn't the female "lead" from the first movie killed like 20 minutes into the second movie?
    Yes.

    Tilde was a bit part and a joke in the first Kingsman. Roxy/Lancelot was the female lead, and they gave her jack shit to do in the first compared to Eggsy and then killed her immediately in the second.

    And in the sequel Eggsy again has to save the princess to get her as a reward, as they had broken up until he saved her life again. That they fleshed out her relationship in the beginning was good, but then they went down the wrong path toward the end.
    The fact that Roxy gets fridged after five minutes of screen time is definitely a bad thing, especially considering how they come up with an exceptionally contrived reason for Merlin's survival.

    At least
    Merlin's survival pays off in a great moment (Mainly due to Mark Strong's presence) when he sacrifices himself.

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    GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    I am so on board for that.

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    edited September 2017


    I guess it's no surprise that Doug Liman and Tom Cruise can make a great movie, but boy I was not into what I was seeing of this one

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Mr. G wrote: »

    haven't read the book, but got a little lovecrafty/cosmic horror vibe? more action-y, but still felt it

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    edited September 2017
    We're going to be just fine

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Hobnail wrote: »
    Annihilation is rad looking enough that I wish I didn't know it existed, we'll all be long dead before February

    please don't do stuff like this

    I know, I know, gallows humor

    But a ton of people with anxiety are barely hanging on and it really really doesn't help and can trigger people

    There isn't a rule against it or anything just, personal request to remember some people are on eggshells

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    I really hated reading Annihilation. Then again, the only reason I read it was because it was suggested by my Book Club Nemesis, so maybe I should give it another shot with clear eyes, because that trailer looks rad.

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    AistanAistan Tiny Bat Registered User regular
    I opened that Heroes "review" and after about 15 seconds my phone's browser app decided to crash in order to save itself and me. A noble sacrifice.

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Aistan wrote: »
    I opened that Heroes "review" and after about 15 seconds my phone's browser app decided to crash in order to save itself and me. A noble sacrifice.

    that's a good phone

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Aistan wrote: »
    I opened that Heroes "review" and after about 15 seconds my phone's browser app decided to crash in order to save itself and me. A noble sacrifice.

    Which phone? This is already a bigger sell to me than anything the iPhone X has

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    AistanAistan Tiny Bat Registered User regular
    edited September 2017
    Aistan wrote: »
    I opened that Heroes "review" and after about 15 seconds my phone's browser app decided to crash in order to save itself and me. A noble sacrifice.

    Which phone? This is already a bigger sell to me than anything the iPhone X has

    *Monkey Paw curls down one finger*

    It's a Nokia Lumia 635 with the Windows Phone 8.1 Operating System.

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Aistan wrote: »
    Aistan wrote: »
    I opened that Heroes "review" and after about 15 seconds my phone's browser app decided to crash in order to save itself and me. A noble sacrifice.

    Which phone? This is already a bigger sell to me than anything the iPhone X has

    *Monkey Paw curls down one finger*

    It's a Nokia Lumia 635 with the Windows Phone 8.1 Operating System.

    Even with 8.1 I'd take it over an iPhone.

    You can totally get 10 on there with a simple registry hack.

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Aistan wrote: »
    Aistan wrote: »
    I opened that Heroes "review" and after about 15 seconds my phone's browser app decided to crash in order to save itself and me. A noble sacrifice.

    Which phone? This is already a bigger sell to me than anything the iPhone X has

    *Monkey Paw curls down one finger*

    It's a Nokia Lumia 635 with the Windows Phone 8.1 Operating System.

    Even with 8.1 I'd take it over an iPhone.

    You can totally get 10 on there with a simple registry hack.

    Pffft, 8.1 is mint, I'm still using it on my pc.

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    I'm still on 7 on my laptop and feeling great

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    EtchwartsEtchwarts Eyes Up Registered User regular
    7 is still my favorite Windows

    10 is fine though

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    I haven't used Windows since XP

    My work computers still have XP

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    7 is best aesthetically but 10 has too many functional improvements and additions to go back.

    In the mobile world there's no question--10 is great.

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    someone put out a bounty, whoever defeats AJ gets a million dollars

    do i get a million dollars if no one can beat me

    No but if you let me beat you I'll give you half

    not you, crystal

    never you, crystal

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    I haven't used Windows since XP

    My work computers still have XP

    That is...

    That is very bad.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I still use Windows 3.1 for Workgroups

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    windows 10 is easily the best version of Windows I've used

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    Any Information Technology department that still allows XP computers to be networked is negligent to a point that borders on malfeasance.

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    Any Information Technology department that still allows XP computers to be networked is negligent to a point that borders on malfeasance.

    It's something I'd expect from equifax at this point

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    Like, my mother has a Windows XP computer and I won't let her turn it on to retrieve files for her new one unless the router is unplugged.

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    edited September 2017
    Tube wrote: »
    Any Information Technology department that still allows XP computers to be networked is negligent to a point that borders on malfeasance.

    Several years ago we found a windows XP machine plugged up to a network I was working on and they disconnected the entire enclave from the wider network IMMEDIATELY and there was a 3 month investigation as to whether it was gross negligence or intentional insider threat

    Don't use XP

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Perhaps Vow is employed by Equifax

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    Any Information Technology department that still allows XP computers to be networked is negligent to a point that borders on malfeasance.

    We recently found a windows XP machine plugged up to a network I was working on and they disconnected the entire enclave from the wider network IMMEDIATELY and there was a 3 month investigation as to whether it was gross negligence or intentional insider threat

    Don't use XP

    I like the way you say found
    Was it down in a vault somewhere or what

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    edited September 2017
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Tube wrote: »
    Any Information Technology department that still allows XP computers to be networked is negligent to a point that borders on malfeasance.

    Several years ago we found a windows XP machine plugged up to a network I was working on and they disconnected the entire enclave from the wider network IMMEDIATELY and there was a 3 month investigation as to whether it was gross negligence or intentional insider threat

    Don't use XP

    I like the way you say found
    Was it down in a vault somewhere or what

    It wasn't on any of the documentation and none of the admins knew where it came from or why it was active

    It was just sitting in a rack, on and connected

    It turned out to be just really, really horrific negligence but IT SURE SEEMED BAD

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