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Camp Counseling Can Never Die

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    what friends

    Jon Mikl Thor

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    KetarKetar Come on upstairs we're having a partyRegistered User regular
    edited November 2018
    fyi this week will be the first annual camp counseling film festival

    no i will not explain what that entails

    Well...fuck.

    Will watching John Stamos narrate some sort of nativity pageant be like being there in spirit?

    Ketar on
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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Ketar wrote: »
    fyi this week will be the first annual camp counseling film festival

    no i will not explain what that entails

    Well...fuck.

    Will watching John Stamos narrate some sort of nativity pageant be like being there in spirit?

    yes

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    KetarKetar Come on upstairs we're having a partyRegistered User regular
    Nice.

    Maybe if Stargrove keeps blaring loud enough in my head I won't hear Little Drummer Boy. Over the course of a week in theme parks in full Christmas mode.

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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    Ketar wrote: »
    fyi this week will be the first annual camp counseling film festival

    no i will not explain what that entails

    Well...fuck.

    Will watching John Stamos narrate some sort of nativity pageant be like being there in spirit?
    We saw Helen Hunt this year and Neil Patrick Harris last year

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    ReynoldsReynolds Gone Fishin'Registered User regular
    I can't wait to see who wins the 1st Annual Camp Counseling Film Festival awards (the Campies) in such categories as:
    • Most Draculas
    • Best Bobcat Goldthwait Appearance
    • Most Gratuitous Nudity
    • Most Gratuitous Nudity
    • Most Cigarettes Smoked in One Training Montage
    • Horniest Underage Murderer
    • Best/Worst Surprise Twins
    • Most Invisible Child
    • Best? Hitler
    • Mind Games
    • Most Inexplicable Scene To Arrive For
    • The Helena Monet Award for Excellence in Telekinetic Patriarchy Smashing
    • The John Mikl Thor as The Intercessor Award for Hunkiest Hero

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    LucedesLucedes might be real Registered User regular
    i'm eagerly anticipating the results for Least Congruous Sudden Arrival of Ninjas

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    man there have been a lot of hitlers, huh

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    also? excuse me but they are head. games.

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    ReynoldsReynolds Gone Fishin'Registered User regular
    I can't believe I've done this.

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Reynolds wrote: »
    I can't wait to see who wins the 1st Annual Camp Counseling Film Festival awards (the Campies) in such categories as:
    • Most Inexplicable Scene To Arrive For

    Gotta think this one has the most competition

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    MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    People showed up during Meet the Hollowheads, which is literally nothing but inexplicable scenes

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    ReynoldsReynolds Gone Fishin'Registered User regular
    The one I was picturing was when I showed up during the orgy in The Dark Backward. And the chat was just filled with 'perfect timing' comments.

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    the actual most inexplicable scenes to show up for would be during ninja turf

    explaining mustache son takes some work

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    GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    Cringiest Sex Scene is a must

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    you all know the number one rule of camp counseling right

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    ReynoldsReynolds Gone Fishin'Registered User regular
    There will always be boobs?

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    you all know the number one rule of camp counseling right

    There are no bad Jasons?

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Don't talk about Camp Counseling?

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I would think Most Dracula’s is a lock.

    Along with Worst Helsing

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    tonight

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    Slacker71Slacker71 subgenius RentonRegistered User regular
    Room open?

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    it is now

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    edited December 2018
    alright ya'll!

    now it's time to vote for the golden pall mall (formerly known as the rob thomas memorial award before the panel was made aware that rob thomas had not died) for the smoothest movie of the festival

    so, which of these hot ones reigned supreme:
    • rent-a-friend
    • cock cutters
    • one got fat
    • clean it
    • the plague doctor's shame
    • living with feet
    • cock cutters 2: beefy/juicy
    • heavy metal parking lot compilation tape
    • master moron 2
    • the finishing line
    • cock cutters 3: god's cock
    • the secret diary of desmond pfeiffer season 1, episode 1: abe on line
    • mr. t's be somebody...or be somebody's fool

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Rent-a-Friend

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Surely Living With Feet, Tarantino is such a great director!

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Living with feet

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    Rent-A-Friend hands down

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    I will admit that Living with Feet and One Got Fat come a close second for me, but Rent-a-Friend is a true gem

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    ReynoldsReynolds Gone Fishin'Registered User regular
    Maybe it's because I got there late and missed the first two, but I have to go with Mr. T.

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    Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    Rent-A-Friend for sure.

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    Crippl3Crippl3 oh noRegistered User regular
    If Heavy Metal Parking Lot didn't have all the extraneous filler I would have voted for it, but it did, so I must follow my heart and choose Mr. T's Be Somebody...Or Be Somebody's Fool. Rent-a-Friend and Clean It for my honorable mentions.

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    Crippl3Crippl3 oh noRegistered User regular
    Oh, and Wes Black wrote a neat little thing for VRV about Never Too Young To Die, and how it was supposed to be a franchise?????
    https://vrvblog.co/wesblk/4457/stamos-john-stamos-uncle-jesse-was-the-original-james-bond-jr/

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    and in a stunning upset, the prize goes to
    cock cutters 2

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    GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    Meh. I wouldn’t have been able to pick those shorts out from Tim and Eric bits

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    the people have spoken, gus

    and the people love cock cutters

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    I know there's nobody I'd rather call when I need my cock cut.

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    tomorrow

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    GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    but aj nerd prom is tomorrow

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    i hate you

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