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Floaking [chat]

credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
As an immerser I progressed to the ranks I aspired to--those that granted me a certain cachet and income while keeping me from fundamental responsibilities. This is what I excel at: the life-technique of aggregated skill, luck, laziness and chutzpah that we call floaking.

Immersers, I think, created the term. Everyone has some floaker in them. There's a devil on your shoulder. Not everyone crewing aspires to master the technique--there are those who want to captain or explore--but for most, floaking is indispensible. Some people think it mere indolence but it's a more active and nuanced technique than that. Floakers aren't afraid of effort: many crew work hard to get shipboard in the first place. I did.

China Mieville coins the term floaking in Embassytown; I immediately thought of the community of floakers that is [chat], because what other sort of person manages to shitpost all day while holding down a job?

In any case, please take this word, because it is delightful.

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  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    OK I think I found the line where I stop being a "sjw" and it's at zombie cosmetics

  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    @Hahnsoo1 On this day the first of the Federalist Papers was published.
    The plan was to write a total of twenty-five essays
    The work divided evenly among the three men
    In the end, they wrote eighty-five essays, in the span of six months
    John Jay got sick after writing five
    James Madison wrote twenty-nine
    Hamilton wrote the other fifty-one

    the
    man
    is
    non-stop

    Bless your heart.
  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited October 2017
    I took floaking to mean the person who's happy to show up and be part of an organization but isn't aspiring to make it the enitre focus of their lives.

    There's sailors and then there's Sailors.

    Quid on
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Man, how many people do you suppose kill themselves by slitting their own throats?

    That's some hardcore shit!

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Excuse me, credeiki

    I am neither holding down a job nor a shitposter

    Every Post A Painting

  • DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    I went to work for halloween as a camera flash.



    Whippy wrote: »
    nope nope nope nope abort abort talk about anime
    I like to ART
  • credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    I took floaking to mean the person who's happy to show up and be part of an organization but isn't aspiring to make it their lives.

    There's sailors and then there's Sailors.

    I feel like when used in reference to a career it's partially that but partially a lifelong quest for a sinecure--except it's a position of your own making rather than one that was just handed to you

    But it's also the ability to bullshit your way into places that you want to be that you don't quite belong in

    Steam, LoL: credeiki
  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    I didn't know Teddy Roosevelt and FDR were descended from the Schuyler family.

    Bless your heart.
  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    credeiki wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    I took floaking to mean the person who's happy to show up and be part of an organization but isn't aspiring to make it their lives.

    There's sailors and then there's Sailors.

    I feel like when used in reference to a career it's partially that but partially a lifelong quest for a sinecure--except it's a position of your own making rather than one that was just handed to you

    But it's also the ability to bullshit your way into places that you want to be that you don't quite belong in

    Oh I'm totes floaking in that respect

  • navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    I'm totally a lower case sailor.

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular

    this is what I really needed today


    Eat at Starbucks', I guess

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Hi @Chimera

    Stay warm, monstergirl

  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    I saw cred got nominated for chat and I was like

    oh boy oh boy they've been waiting for this moment I can't wait to see what OP they've got in the wings

    and this

    this is what I get

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    an OP that also is a perfect definition of itself

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    I didn't know Teddy Roosevelt and FDR were descended from the Schuyler family.

    FDR isn't (but Eleanor was)

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    an OP that also is a perfect definition of itself

    You caught on eventually, Sharkboy

    You're just not on credeiki's floaking level

  • ArbitraryDescriptorArbitraryDescriptor Registered User regular
    edited October 2017
    Quid wrote: »
    I took floaking to mean the person who's happy to show up and be part of an organization but isn't aspiring to make it the enitre focus of their lives.

    There's sailors and then there's Sailors.

    From the excerpt it sounds like one for whom the mission is merely a means to the comraderie and carousing that follows.

    ArbitraryDescriptor on
  • ChimeraChimera Monster girl with a snek tail and five eyes Bad puns, that's how eye roll. Registered User regular
    For the record snake people would be more accurate but I am warm blooded! Still is so cold today that for Dallas it might as well be the arctic apocalypse seen in the end of The Dat After Tomorrow. It's even raining. Totes the worst.

  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    I took floaking to mean the person who's happy to show up and be part of an organization but isn't aspiring to make it the enitre focus of their lives.

    There's sailors and then there's Sailors.

    From the excerpt it sounds like one for whom the mission is merely a means to the comraderie and carousing that follows.

    And that's what most of us sailors are doing.

    Then there's that one fucking Sailor.

    That fucking guy.

  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Chimera wrote: »
    For the record snake people would be more accurate but I am warm blooded! Still is so cold today that for Dallas it might as well be the arctic apocalypse seen in the end of The Dat After Tomorrow. It's even raining. Totes the worst.

    Viking Atomika is in her element :mrgreen:

  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    @Evil Multifarious

    critical question here

    1) did you find out which side of the family got the welfare fraud layabout surname spelling, and which side got the god-fearing honest day's work surname

    2) did you inform the respective bearers of these names of this

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  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    My first chat made it to 101, thanks Geth.
    Now I'm gonna prep and then stream some of this new fangled Mario game.

  • ChimeraChimera Monster girl with a snek tail and five eyes Bad puns, that's how eye roll. Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Chimera wrote: »
    For the record snake people would be more accurate but I am warm blooded! Still is so cold today that for Dallas it might as well be the arctic apocalypse seen in the end of The Dat After Tomorrow. It's even raining. Totes the worst.

    Viking Atomika is in her element :mrgreen:

    Tropical snekmonster is not. :c

  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    I can't believe our halloween weekend chat thread is going to be..this

    look I am not hating on cred, it's not about cred it's about respecting all hallow's eve

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    I took floaking to mean the person who's happy to show up and be part of an organization but isn't aspiring to make it the enitre focus of their lives.

    There's sailors and then there's Sailors.

    From the excerpt it sounds like one for whom the mission is merely a means to the comraderie and carousing that follows.

    And that's what most of us sailors are doing.

    Then there's that one fucking Sailor.

    That fucking guy.

    It’s even worse in healthcare. Because then you feel like you don’t want to help people as much as post-grad Sally over there reading up on the latest clinical practice journals.

    I just want to make sick people more comfortable and make it through the day without being literally shit upon, and I still miss that mark with shocking regularity.

  • Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User, Moderator, Administrator admin
    credeiki wrote: »
    As an immerser I progressed to the ranks I aspired to--those that granted me a certain cachet and income while keeping me from fundamental responsibilities. This is what I excel at: the life-technique of aggregated skill, luck, laziness and chutzpah that we call floaking.

    Immersers, I think, created the term. Everyone has some floaker in them. There's a devil on your shoulder. Not everyone crewing aspires to master the technique--there are those who want to captain or explore--but for most, floaking is indispensible. Some people think it mere indolence but it's a more active and nuanced technique than that. Floakers aren't afraid of effort: many crew work hard to get shipboard in the first place. I did.

    China Mieville coins the term floaking in Embassytown; I immediately thought of the community of floakers that is [chat], because what other sort of person manages to shitpost all day while holding down a job?

    In any case, please take this word, because it is delightful.
    This appropriation...

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Doodmann wrote: »
    I went to work for halloween as a camera flash.



    Somebody report this man to HR for flashing!

  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    "Hey guys instead of bullshitting over there why not study administrative manuals?"

    Because go fuck yourself Larry that's why!

  • CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    OK I think I found the line where I stop being a "sjw" and it's at zombie cosmetics


    You can't argue with that

    Happiness is within reach!
  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    it's important to know the difference between the Oyster Bay Roosevelts and the Hyde Park Roosevelts

    gawl

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    The second cat we adopted has a fking tumor where even if it's tiny and we get it out now, the internet is suggesting median survival is three years

    Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    edited October 2017
    Ludious wrote: »
    I can't believe our halloween weekend chat thread is going to be..this

    look I am not hating on cred, it's not about cred it's about respecting all hallow's eve

    If the mouth of hell wants to spew forth its fell minions and drag me screaming into perdition, we’ll, my body is ready, brozelbub

    Atomika on
  • credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
    an OP that also is a perfect definition of itself

    Look I really genuinely want [chat] to know that word and also maybe read Embassytown cause it was cool

    It's a perfect word and describes a lot of my mindset and way through life

    It needs to be set up in contrast to 'protestant work ethic' and 'impostor syndrome'

    well and yes, I did have a whole discussion about 'floaking' vs 'crab fab' but never wrote it out, I suppose

    Steam, LoL: credeiki
  • Jubal77Jubal77 Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    The second cat we adopted has a fking tumor where even if it's tiny and we get it out now, the internet is suggesting median survival is three years

    Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

    :(

  • OrphaneOrphane rivers of red that run to seaRegistered User regular
    *dunks on chat*

  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Halloween is on Tuesday and that is when it is celebrated so help me god

  • AegisAegis Fear My Dance Overshot Toronto, Landed in OttawaRegistered User regular
    @Doodmann be honest: how many times did you tell people to Say Cheese!

    We'll see how long this blog lasts
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  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Jubal77 wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    The second cat we adopted has a fking tumor where even if it's tiny and we get it out now, the internet is suggesting median survival is three years

    Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

    :(

    I mean, there's a 15% chance it's not the hyperaggressive type of cancer

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