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Welcome to Jimmy [Chat]'s Roadhouse!

AiouaAioua Ora OccidensOra OptimaRegistered User regular
edited January 2018 in Debate and/or Discourse
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Hi, and welcome to Jimmy Mac's! We're a totally original restaurant that has nothing to do with certain other roadhouses you may or may not have heard of.
My name is Vowels, let me show you to your table. Better get yourself a bowl of peanuts first, no better way to start your Texas-sized meal than a bunch of calorie-dense protein nuggets. Just kidding, the best way also includes our complementary yeast rolls, fresh from the oven. All you can eat! And don't you worry about them peanut shells, you go on and toss them right on the floor. Isn't this folksy!

Ok hun, what can I get started for ya?

life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies

Welcome to Jimmy [Chat]'s Roadhouse! 75 votes

An 1800 calorie steak
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nexuscrawlerRedTidesyndalisQuidbowenRear Admiral ChocoDarkPrimusFeralVishNubCapt HowdyGooeyAtomikawazillaCaptain InertiaAbdhyiusGonmuncptruggedSealSleepKamiro 24 votes
Crabcakes for some reason
22%
Captain UltraElement BrianTTODewbackFuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudCasual EddyArchJebusUDAlazullHonkKruiteronyaSolomaxwell6milskiKanaHarry DresdenInvectivuscB557 17 votes
Obligatory rack of ribs
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A hamburger served on a hubcap
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HenroidGarthorElendiltyrannusJacobkoshHakkekageP10CouscousZilla360BlackDragon480DemonStaceyCasualsurrealitycheckDelmainBeNarwhalA Kobold's Kobold 16 votes
Caesar salad with extra anchovies (your server's pick!)
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DoodmannAiouadavidsdurionsNecoknitdanwafflesmagee 6 votes
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  • HenroidHenroid Radio Demon Internet HellRegistered User regular
    A hamburger served on a hubcap
    Yo @Fencingsax where exactly in the Bay Area are you?

    Centrism is just the cowardly way to be a bigot w/o being explicit about it.
    American politics isn't 4D chess, it's just if you give a shit about other people or not.
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Bismuth OS Fully Operational 2019-07-12 - KeystoneRegistered User regular
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    A hamburger served on a hubcap
    What make of hubcap?

    He/Him
    Narwhal, you should make "Sometimes while someone is explaining something to me, I am thinking about rockets" your signature
  • HenroidHenroid Radio Demon Internet HellRegistered User regular
    A hamburger served on a hubcap
    I was too eager to make that first post before reading the OP, holy shit I love it. <3

    Centrism is just the cowardly way to be a bigot w/o being explicit about it.
    American politics isn't 4D chess, it's just if you give a shit about other people or not.
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    None of the above.

    *eats his curry spaghetti with soft boiled eggs*

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  • QuidQuid I don't... what... hnnng Registered User regular
    An 1800 calorie steak
    Gotta keep paleo

    Havelock2.0Feral
  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    Caesar salad with extra anchovies (your server's pick!)
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    What make of hubcap?

    >_>

    <_<

    honda

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
    ArchHonkFeral
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    A hamburger served on a hubcap
    Also shoutout to @Aioua for being the first not-Chanus-broar-or-Narwhal [chat] maker of 2018, probably :P

    He/Him
    Narwhal, you should make "Sometimes while someone is explaining something to me, I am thinking about rockets" your signature
    Henroid
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    A hamburger served on a hubcap
    Aioua wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    What make of hubcap?

    >_>

    <_<

    honda

    You bastard

    He/Him
    Narwhal, you should make "Sometimes while someone is explaining something to me, I am thinking about rockets" your signature
  • TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    Obligatory rack of ribs
    WCN8qjX.jpg

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  • A Kobold's KoboldA Kobold's Kobold He/Him MississippiRegistered User regular
    A hamburger served on a hubcap
    fooooood???

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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited January 2018
    @Henroid Richmond, the point to be exact

    Fencingsax on
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  • Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Registered User regular
    An 1800 calorie steak
    Let me drown my sorrows with an overpriced sub par steak

    HAVELOCK2.0! NEW LOOK, SAME TASTE!
    Quid
  • HenroidHenroid Radio Demon Internet HellRegistered User regular
    A hamburger served on a hubcap
    Aioua wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    What make of hubcap?

    >_>

    <_<

    honda
    How can you claim to be folksy and not get an American hubcap? That's like saying your food is fresh but it's all frozen. I want a refund.

    Centrism is just the cowardly way to be a bigot w/o being explicit about it.
    American politics isn't 4D chess, it's just if you give a shit about other people or not.
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    A hamburger served on a hubcap
    Also I got excited by your post and thought size tags worked again but you just subscripted that, you so-and-so!

    He/Him
    Narwhal, you should make "Sometimes while someone is explaining something to me, I am thinking about rockets" your signature
    Aioua
  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Caaba Beankomy XobthroRegistered User regular
    Crabcakes for some reason
    Crab cakes rule.

    And I won, so you lose,
    Guess it always comes down to.
    AiouaBeNarwhal
  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Caaba Beankomy XobthroRegistered User regular
    Crabcakes for some reason
    All cake should be made of crab.

    And I won, so you lose,
    Guess it always comes down to.
    BeNarwhalFroThulhuTicaldfjam
  • TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    Obligatory rack of ribs
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    Havelock2.0KadokenRear Admiral ChocoAegisSTATE OF THE ART ROBOTTicaldfjamZilla360KruiteSix
  • NecoNeco desert harpy Registered User regular
    Caesar salad with extra anchovies (your server's pick!)
    This poll is not Neco Approved.

    BeNarwhalA Kobold's Kobold
  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    A hamburger served on a hubcap
    Things are not going great in the cryptocurrency world.
    3pd8mseqe4g5.png

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  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    Caesar salad with extra anchovies (your server's pick!)
    Neco wrote: »
    This poll is not Neco Approved.

    >:O

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
    Neco
  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    An 1800 calorie steak
    Where is the cat dish?

    Steam = VishnuOwnz
    Dota2 = Glitchmo
  • HenroidHenroid Radio Demon Internet HellRegistered User regular
    A hamburger served on a hubcap
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    Henroid Richmond, the point to be exact
    Oh wow, that's a nice area. I mean, it was when I was last there. I don't know about where you can go locally but there's always the BART into Frisco or Daly City. If you go into the latter, look up Blue Line Pizza. That place is the fucking besssssssst.

    Centrism is just the cowardly way to be a bigot w/o being explicit about it.
    American politics isn't 4D chess, it's just if you give a shit about other people or not.
    BeNarwhal
  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    edited January 2018
    An 1800 calorie steak
    I have to pee but my foot is asleep so I can't walk right now.

    There's an obvious solution, but I don't really want to do that. In my office.

    VishNub on
    Steam = VishnuOwnz
    Dota2 = Glitchmo
    BeNarwhalNeco
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    A hamburger served on a hubcap
    It's just, like ...

    You can't, in the modern world of sophisticated worldwide trading, just believe in a currency really hard and make it real

    You could do that in the 17th century, maybe even the 18th

    He/Him
    Narwhal, you should make "Sometimes while someone is explaining something to me, I am thinking about rockets" your signature
    Fencingsax
  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Or just "Ron" Registered User regular
    All those cryptocurrency dudes should get some cryptohelp.

    Havelock2.0FencingsaxTicaldfjam
  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    A hamburger served on a hubcap
    I think I might like nightcore.

  • NecoNeco desert harpy Registered User regular
    Caesar salad with extra anchovies (your server's pick!)
    VishNub wrote: »
    I have to pee but my foot is asleep so I can't walk right now.

    There's an obvious solution, but I don't really want to do that. In my office.

    Look, I know it’s going to be bloody but it’s too late for that now.

    BeNarwhal
  • FroThulhuFroThulhu Registered User regular
    @BeNarwhal

    Re: dating single moms

    I'm open to the option, but I would Rather Not. Besides, Single Moms fall into the scarcity bubble as well.

    There's a whole world of expectation and assumption there, that I just... yeah, I'm already the Lord of Insecurities, I don't need father figure expectations placed on me on a timeline not of my choosing.

    Nova_C wrote: »
    "I'm arresting you for failing to check yourself. You have the right to wreck yourself."
    BeNarwhalthatassemblyguyTicaldfjam
  • HenroidHenroid Radio Demon Internet HellRegistered User regular
    A hamburger served on a hubcap
    All those cryptocurrency dudes should get some cryptohelp.
    Pass the time playing some Crypto the Necrodancer.

    Centrism is just the cowardly way to be a bigot w/o being explicit about it.
    American politics isn't 4D chess, it's just if you give a shit about other people or not.
    Gim
  • KrathoonKrathoon Registered User regular
    I want steak, dammit!

    Kamiro
  • Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Registered User regular
    An 1800 calorie steak
    Couscous wrote: »
    Things are not going great in the cryptocurrency world.
    3pd8mseqe4g5.png

    Jesus

    HAVELOCK2.0! NEW LOOK, SAME TASTE!
    visiblehowlBeNarwhalHenroidHonkcB557thatassemblyguyGimHakkekagejakobagger
  • OrphaneOrphane Dazzling radiance washes your engine in a gleaming tide. Glory, glory, glory. Registered User regular
    I don't actually know what nightcore is

    People have linked it to me before and attempted to explain it but then i go "yeah but what is it"

  • OrphaneOrphane Dazzling radiance washes your engine in a gleaming tide. Glory, glory, glory. Registered User regular
    Also don't link rockefeller street, don't @ me

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    A hamburger served on a hubcap
    FroThulhu wrote: »
    BeNarwhal

    Re: dating single moms

    I'm open to the option, but I would Rather Not. Besides, Single Moms fall into the scarcity bubble as well.

    There's a whole world of expectation and assumption there, that I just... yeah, I'm already the Lord of Insecurities, I don't need father figure expectations placed on me on a timeline not of my choosing.

    Fair, definitely not for everybody!

    I was almost really glib and was about to type "What you need is some benzos" but real talk my reliance on Clonazepam is my Achilles Heel and I would recommend everyone do whatever they can to avoid benzos until / unless they REALLY need them >_>

    I mean, they are fantastic

    But so is pot, theoretically

    He/Him
    Narwhal, you should make "Sometimes while someone is explaining something to me, I am thinking about rockets" your signature
  • A Kobold's KoboldA Kobold's Kobold He/Him MississippiRegistered User regular
    A hamburger served on a hubcap
    i mean how different can genres be when you can only make them on your computer

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  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    I keep telling people crypto is a scam.

    Also, I may actually stay in chat this time, but fuck keeping up.

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    BeNarwhalAbdhyiusTicaldfjam
  • NecoNeco desert harpy Registered User regular
    Caesar salad with extra anchovies (your server's pick!)
    JebusUD wrote: »
    All cake should be made of crab.

    No

    All crab should be made of cake.

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    A hamburger served on a hubcap
    Couscous wrote: »
    Things are not going great in the cryptocurrency world.
    3pd8mseqe4g5.png

    Jesus

    Yeah that is almost dark, to be honest

    I didn't realize things had turned that badly that quickly

    He/Him
    Narwhal, you should make "Sometimes while someone is explaining something to me, I am thinking about rockets" your signature
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