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Hi, and welcome to Jimmy Mac's! We're a totally original restaurant that has nothing to do with certain other roadhouses you may or may not have heard of.
My name is Vowels, let me show you to your table. Better get yourself a bowl of peanuts first, no better way to start your Texas-sized meal than a bunch of calorie-dense protein nuggets. Just kidding, the best way also includes our complementary yeast rolls, fresh from the oven. All you can eat! And don't you worry about them peanut shells, you go on and toss them right on the floor. Isn't this folksy!
Ok hun, what can I get started for ya?
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
Welcome to Jimmy [Chat]'s Roadhouse! 75 votes
An 1800 calorie steak
Crabcakes for some reason
Obligatory rack of ribs
A hamburger served on a hubcap
Caesar salad with extra anchovies (your server's pick!)