Ultraviolet is 100% the worst movie I've ever seen in a theater. There was one other person in the theater sitting way at the front, so my buddy and I moved to the waaaaay back and basically MST3K'd the thing.
I saw... Catwoman in theatres? That was really bad. Jungle 2 Jungle was really fucking bad as well.
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Theodore Flooseveltproud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelodorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered Userregular
probably deadpool for me
I mean I disliked the movie enough, but my wife hated it with a power tenfold my own, and I suggested we see it on Valentine's Day due to the good buzz
and every time the audience lost their shit (which was often, the audience loved this thing) she'd furrow so incrementally more. watching this progress after a while probably raised my estimation of the movie, really
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StraightziHere we may reign secure, and in my choice,To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered Userregular
I think if I had seen Deadpool in theaters I would have like, defensively vomited on something as an excuse to leave
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Andy JoeWe claim the land for the highlord!The AdirondacksRegistered Userregular
I saw The Spirit in a theater
There was only one other person there, and he walked out partway
GreasyKidsStuffMOMMM!ROAST BEEF WANTS TO KISS GIRLS ON THE TITTIES!Registered Userregular
I watched Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind last night. It was really cool! Lots of thematic similarities with Miyazaki's other work, particularly Castle in the Sky. Also, the whole look of the insects and the Sea of Decay gave me huuuuuuge Super Metroid vibes, so much so that I wonder if it was intentional on Nintendo's part.
I mean I disliked the movie enough, but my wife hated it with a power tenfold my own, and I suggested we see it on Valentine's Day due to the good buzz
and every time the audience lost their shit (which was often, the audience loved this thing) she'd furrow so incrementally more. watching this progress after a while probably raised my estimation of the movie, really
Dear god don't let the marketing department for Deadpool 2 hear this story. They'll lean into the "Your Girlfriend will HATE THIS MOVIE" angle so fuckin' hard
For the record, I liked Deadpool pretty well (it wasn't my ideal Deadpool movie but was much closer to it than I was expecting) and am tentatively looking forward to Deadpool 2 but so far the marketing for it has been dire.
I find Deadpool to be a terrible insufferable character.
That movie was watchable however. go figure.
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So, I saw Amélie in the theater. The movie was all fine and good. The issue was that it was a double date. My wife (then girlfriend), myself, and our relatively good friends who were another couple.
The other dude did not know it was a foreign subtitled movie.
He's just nearsighted enough to need glasses to read text at a distance.
He did not bring glasses because he usually doesn't need them for movies.
Dude spent the ENTIRE movie making the most exaggerated sighs and grunts imaginable. At one point he went to the bathroom for like half an hour and came back with high sigh-cannon cocked and ready for another volley. Afterwards, in the car (we all drove together, and he was the driver), he thanked us for "ruining my one fucking weekend off in the entire month".
I don't think he spoke to any of us for weeks.
Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
So, I saw Amélie in the theater. The movie was all fine and good. The issue was that it was a double date. My wife (then girlfriend), myself, and our relatively good friends who were another couple.
The other dude did not know it was a foreign subtitled movie.
He's just nearsighted enough to need glasses to read text at a distance.
He did not bring glasses because he usually doesn't need them for movies.
Dude spent the ENTIRE movie making the most exaggerated sighs and grunts imaginable. At one point he went to the bathroom for like half an hour and came back with high sigh-cannon cocked and ready for another volley. Afterwards, in the car (we all drove together, and he was the driver), he thanked us for "ruining my one fucking weekend off in the entire month".
I don't think he spoke to any of us for weeks.
I don't think I'd speak to him again anyways. He sounds lame.
Nothing. Matters.
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minor incidentexpert in a dying fieldnjRegistered Userregular
So, I saw Amélie in the theater. The movie was all fine and good. The issue was that it was a double date. My wife (then girlfriend), myself, and our relatively good friends who were another couple.
The other dude did not know it was a foreign subtitled movie.
He's just nearsighted enough to need glasses to read text at a distance.
He did not bring glasses because he usually doesn't need them for movies.
Dude spent the ENTIRE movie making the most exaggerated sighs and grunts imaginable. At one point he went to the bathroom for like half an hour and came back with high sigh-cannon cocked and ready for another volley. Afterwards, in the car (we all drove together, and he was the driver), he thanked us for "ruining my one fucking weekend off in the entire month".
I don't think he spoke to any of us for weeks.
I don't think I'd speak to him again anyways. He sounds lame.
To be honest, he was kind of an overbearing dick. And I'm realizing that it should have been super obvious, relaying this story now.
Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
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GreasyKidsStuffMOMMM!ROAST BEEF WANTS TO KISS GIRLS ON THE TITTIES!Registered Userregular
So, I saw Amélie in the theater. The movie was all fine and good. The issue was that it was a double date. My wife (then girlfriend), myself, and our relatively good friends who were another couple.
The other dude did not know it was a foreign subtitled movie.
He's just nearsighted enough to need glasses to read text at a distance.
He did not bring glasses because he usually doesn't need them for movies.
Dude spent the ENTIRE movie making the most exaggerated sighs and grunts imaginable. At one point he went to the bathroom for like half an hour and came back with high sigh-cannon cocked and ready for another volley. Afterwards, in the car (we all drove together, and he was the driver), he thanked us for "ruining my one fucking weekend off in the entire month".
I don't think he spoke to any of us for weeks.
Were there not any seats further up that you could've moved to...? Maybe that wouldn't have helped, I dunno.
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AtomicTofuShe's a straight-up supervillain, yoRegistered Userregular
I guess Jared Leto decided he wanted his own Last Samurai where he joins the the yakuza and hey where are you all going
So, I saw Amélie in the theater. The movie was all fine and good. The issue was that it was a double date. My wife (then girlfriend), myself, and our relatively good friends who were another couple.
The other dude did not know it was a foreign subtitled movie.
He's just nearsighted enough to need glasses to read text at a distance.
He did not bring glasses because he usually doesn't need them for movies.
Dude spent the ENTIRE movie making the most exaggerated sighs and grunts imaginable. At one point he went to the bathroom for like half an hour and came back with high sigh-cannon cocked and ready for another volley. Afterwards, in the car (we all drove together, and he was the driver), he thanked us for "ruining my one fucking weekend off in the entire month".
I don't think he spoke to any of us for weeks.
Were there not any seats further up that you could've moved to...? Maybe that wouldn't have helped, I dunno.
I remember suggesting it (we were already fairly close, though). He insisted it wouldn't help.
It was legitimately two of the most awkward hours of my life.
Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
So, I saw Amélie in the theater. The movie was all fine and good. The issue was that it was a double date. My wife (then girlfriend), myself, and our relatively good friends who were another couple.
The other dude did not know it was a foreign subtitled movie.
He's just nearsighted enough to need glasses to read text at a distance.
He did not bring glasses because he usually doesn't need them for movies.
Dude spent the ENTIRE movie making the most exaggerated sighs and grunts imaginable. At one point he went to the bathroom for like half an hour and came back with high sigh-cannon cocked and ready for another volley. Afterwards, in the car (we all drove together, and he was the driver), he thanked us for "ruining my one fucking weekend off in the entire month".
I don't think he spoke to any of us for weeks.
I don't think I'd speak to him again anyways. He sounds lame.
Also sounds like a shitty driver. Being able to read signs is important yo, bring your fucking glasses
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I am very excited to watch Paul Rudd's mustache
Literally the only good thing about the Transformers movies is that they have fucking cool as shit titles.
And they probably put some VFX artists' kids through college.
but the single worst movie I've seen in the theater would probably be Dungeons & Dragons
I mean I disliked the movie enough, but my wife hated it with a power tenfold my own, and I suggested we see it on Valentine's Day due to the good buzz
and every time the audience lost their shit (which was often, the audience loved this thing) she'd furrow so incrementally more. watching this progress after a while probably raised my estimation of the movie, really
There was only one other person there, and he walked out partway
That walrus reveal.
Nah, if it's an Estonian film, I'm voting for "Twelve Months"
Dear god don't let the marketing department for Deadpool 2 hear this story. They'll lean into the "Your Girlfriend will HATE THIS MOVIE" angle so fuckin' hard
That movie was watchable however. go figure.
The other dude did not know it was a foreign subtitled movie.
He's just nearsighted enough to need glasses to read text at a distance.
He did not bring glasses because he usually doesn't need them for movies.
Dude spent the ENTIRE movie making the most exaggerated sighs and grunts imaginable. At one point he went to the bathroom for like half an hour and came back with high sigh-cannon cocked and ready for another volley. Afterwards, in the car (we all drove together, and he was the driver), he thanked us for "ruining my one fucking weekend off in the entire month".
I don't think he spoke to any of us for weeks.
I don't think I'd speak to him again anyways. He sounds lame.
Movie Deadpool is leagues better than even the best cosplayer deadpool on the planet, so at least there's that.
To be honest, he was kind of an overbearing dick. And I'm realizing that it should have been super obvious, relaying this story now.
Were there not any seats further up that you could've moved to...? Maybe that wouldn't have helped, I dunno.
Steam
I remember suggesting it (we were already fairly close, though). He insisted it wouldn't help.
It was legitimately two of the most awkward hours of my life.
ugh.
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"out of shape"...?
To the theater to watch this movie
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Google fails again!
(should be "damaged" of some variety or another, but oh well)
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To be fair, I'm pretty sure anything turns to nonsense once it's been machine translated from language A to language B, and back to A.
To be more fair, is there anything more accurate to a Jared Leto character than getting a Japanese tattoo that says the wrong thing
It stands as the only movie I have fallen asleep in
..why?
I'm not trying to be a goose. But the reviews seem to be super good and Garland is usually super good.