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Penny Arcade - Comic - Toxic Masculinity
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Penny Arcade - Comic - Toxic Masculinity
Videogaming-related online strip by Mike Krahulik and Jerry Holkins. Includes news and commentary.
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Oh Christ I looked this up and whoooooo boy.
Make the right choice? Dude compliments you while flanked by two bored and dead eyed models. Wrong choice? No models, just a disappointed pick up artist.
My favorite part is the Commander Shepard dance at the end.
I was unaware of the game, so thanks for posting this. Saved my search history.
Uuuuuuuuurgh.
Gross.
Wait, so DON'T rub my balls in public? Dammit, why isn't this stuff taught in sex ed?
I have long suspected, and am now quite sure, that Tycho is a confirmed and secret Bunburyist.
(WINNER: NONE)
The dude has exactly the kind of ego you'd expect from someone who unironically makes a game called Super Seducer.
I've watched some streams of it, and although there are a number of occasionally funny meme responses that seem primarily to pander to Twitch stream chats, true to its name the "intended" path is about gaming women into further encounters primarily by choosing what responses they most want to hear, like a sleazy real life-focused version of a Bioware protagonist.
Still, it was way better than Sexual Predator 2.
And let's not even go into Sexual Predator vs. Neg Aliens.
Sexual Predator is already the name of my predator erotic fanfiction.
Teenagers, man.
But fuck you — no, fuck y'all, that's as blunt as it gets"
- Kendrick Lamar, "The Blacker the Berry"
''Thought-provoking''
''In sync with the current zeitgeist''
''Will challenge what you thought you knew about your own sexuality''
But I understand why they can't get behind a straight white guy picking up chicks for sex. Too vanilla.
But fuck you — no, fuck y'all, that's as blunt as it gets"
- Kendrick Lamar, "The Blacker the Berry"
This might come as a surprise to you, but gay guys dont like getting harassed by creeps any more than straight women do.
I can't believe I'm admitting to having played that; yes, it's an extremely misogynistic game that sends the wrong messages in case there's any doubt. However, it wears its intent on its sleeve: it's not intended to be taken seriously, I hope.
This one is just... wrong. Cringe level 9,000.
After playing Contradiction, I wished for some more movie-games with British people who are not conventional actors.
In hindsight, I should not have wished that on that monkey's paw.
He's just completely unable to comprehend why his game is being accused of being 'skeevy' or 'rapey'. Yuck.
(edit) Also: 'Dick' 'The Ruiner'. At least he's living up to his name.
Have you heard my new band name, Deterministic Sex Machinery?
http://chainsawsuit.com/comic/2013/06/20/more-pua-pro-tips/
Because if you're gonna be a dick, you may as well go big.
This is a nuclear take.
Steam: TimIsOnSteam
Battle.net: TimIsOnBnet#1745
Switch: SW-7012-4788-7410
PSN: TimIsOnTheNet
Geez, I don't know. I feel like getting a recommendation is kind of like hitting rock bottom. I think it'd make me do some real reflecting on what I'm doing with my life.
"A loli game? Ok steam ok I'll get into therapy you don't have to shame me like this."
pleasepaypreacher.net
Sony refused to sell the game on PSN.
The quotation marks shouldn't be around "pick up", they should be around "game".
Womp womp! This is PSN, which will gladly have games so bad even Steam rejected them.