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The Great Mystery Of Our Age

Indie WinterIndie Winter die KräheRudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
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  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    idk man

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    'twas beauty killed doctor sex

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    Ironically, he died of a ruptured priapism.

  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    Ironically, he died of a ruptured priapism.

    oh you just assume dr sex is a man huh

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  • PeewiPeewi I edited this in 2024 I edited this in 2024Registered User regular
    But I thought everyone knew that sex isn't real

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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    Larlar

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    I'm pretty sure Dr. Ruth has not been killed

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  • SnicketysnickSnicketysnick The Greatest Hype Man in WesterosRegistered User regular
    They died in a cage match against Dr Seuss

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  • jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
    Actually, Sex was the name of the doctor, not the monster.

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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    Ironically, he died of a ruptured priapism.

    oh you just assume dr sex is a man huh

    No, this can also kill a woman.

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  • agoajagoaj Top Tier One FearRegistered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    idk man

    Who is this IDK Man and what are his powers?

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
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    Millennials

    At least, that's what the op-ed section of the WSJ, NYT, and Forbes said.

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  • HeadCreepsHeadCreeps NOW IS THE TIME FOR DRINKING! Registered User regular
    Peewi wrote: »
    But I thought everyone knew that sex isn't real

    If sex is real, how come I've never seen it?

    checkmate athiests!

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  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    Hubris, I'd say

  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    I like pooping

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I think it was Mega Man

  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    It was only a little death

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  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    It was only a little death

    This is a Good Joke. I just wanted to recognize it.

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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Hobnail wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure Dr. Ruth has not been killed

    For she can see death coming
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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    If you nut in space do the nut push you backwards

  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    If you nut in space do the nut push you backwards

    as much as it does on earth, but now with the rest of your body responding to different gravitational forces

    sorry to Dr. Tyson you

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    If you nut in space do the nut push you backwards

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  • rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    If you nut in space it push you backwards.

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  • ProlegomenaProlegomena Frictionless Spinning The VoidRegistered User regular
    Nothing gets me off like the cold, cold vacuum of space.

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  • cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    Nothing gets me off like the cold, cold vacuum of space.
    can't top hard vacuum for autoerotic asphyxiation.

  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    cB557 wrote: »
    Nothing gets me off like the cold, cold vacuum of space.
    can't top hard vacuum for autoerotic asphyxiation.

    It's extremely difficult to hang yourself in space

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  • agoajagoaj Top Tier One FearRegistered User regular
    TheStig wrote: »
    cB557 wrote: »
    Nothing gets me off like the cold, cold vacuum of space.
    can't top hard vacuum for autoerotic asphyxiation.

    It's extremely difficult to hang yourself in space

    Put 1 end of the rope in a black hole then put your feet into another black hole.

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    If you nut in space do the nut push you backwards


    how did I know

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    so are we agreeing that Neil DeGrasse Tyson killed Doctor Sex

    this should have been a poll

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  • milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    How much sex in one day is Too Much Sex

    I ate an engineer
  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    milski wrote: »
    How much sex in one day is Too Much Sex

    when you get saddle sore

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    Pfffft. He's not even a real doctor.

    Pffft.

    You’re not even a real doctor detector.

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  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    Dr. Sex didn't die

    he just relocated to Mars after becoming tired of Earth, these people, and being caught in the tangle of their sex lives

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Dr. Sex didn't die

    he just relocated to Mars after becoming tired of Earth, these people, and being caught in the tangle of their sex lives

    But that’s where all the men come from!

    Heh, come

  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Dr.Sex may be dead physically, but as long as we keep sex in our hearts that will never truly leave us

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    me

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  • Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    Dr Sex is Park Beyol, sexologist who just moved from the big city of Seoul to the countryside of the far south at the request of his dying halmeoni. There Beyol bumps into their childhood sweetheart Ji Eun Tak, studying under their Uunie Yoon Yoon Jae who was a rival to Beyol in university back in Seoul. The local train station tyrant fool Hwangbo Yoon is trying to incite the animosity between the rivals because he had a crush on Beyol’s halmeoni decades ago, and also to consolidate political power in this village. Dr Sex then finds

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