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    Captain UltraCaptain Ultra low resolution pictures of birds Registered User regular
    I mean... five seasons is a lot. I don't know if a live action sitcom nowadays can really expect more than that.

    I liked B99, but it doesn't seem like a huge travesty that its ending after 5 seasons.

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Brooklyn 99 is the kind of show that in 10 years will have done more for policing culture than a million body cams. There's no substitute for attracting good people to a profession.

    Relatedly, I'd like to apologize to the first wave of good people, who we are basically tossing into a meat grinder.

    They will be turned into bad people.

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    Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco I wanna be an owl, Jerry! Owl York CityRegistered User regular
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    omg omg omg @Jacobkosh

    I fought a set of three heavily-armed 'mechs to support the Arano Restoration and the enemy Enforcer shot both of my family's ancestral Blackjack's arms off of its body, rocking Glitch inside a bit

    So I took the Directorate Enforcer down with my main pilot with a Shadowhawk - just cold blasted a rack of SRM and LRM missiles into the Enforcer until it fell over, peeling away armour to get into the good stuff

    Glitch brought the Blackjack up to the downed 'mech and with her remaining torso lasers, sheared the Enforcer's arm off

    It was extremely poetic

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
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    If the Expanse was cancelled, my guess is it was due to high cost of production. All that good looking spaceship cgi in every other episode - @Pony mentioned awhile back the show was nicknamed The Expense.

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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    SciFi didn't get streaming rights because apparently they're bad at seeing how the future will go

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    Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco I wanna be an owl, Jerry! Owl York CityRegistered User regular
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    Later in that same battle I'm sweating, I took a Thunderbolt down, made a milkshake of the pilot through repeated knockdowns, minimal mech damage, perfect capture

    Negotiating 3/14 salvage was really paying off, but then I got curious about what else was in there

    An SRM6++ was amongst the salvage, +Damage and +Stab so that stung a bit since I was deadset on keeping that Thunderbolt - my first heavy 'Mech - I had to have it

    So I collect up all three salvage parts of the Thunderbolt and wait for assigned salvage

    I get the 2/3s of the Enforcer that were left, the SRM6++, and an M Laser+ (Dmg) that I didn't notice at first

    God it feels good to serve the Arano Restoration

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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    Just think, somewhere there's an alternate universe where Tim Allen didn't snitch and so he's still in prison. Everything still sucks, just a little less.

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    navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    SciFi didn't get streaming rights because apparently they're bad at seeing how the future will go

    They predict only fictitious tech

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    Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco I wanna be an owl, Jerry! Owl York CityRegistered User regular
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    I mean... five seasons is a lot. I don't know if a live action sitcom nowadays can really expect more than that.

    I liked B99, but it doesn't seem like a huge travesty that its ending after 5 seasons.

    It strikes me as particularly insulting that Last Man Standing gets to come back, though

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Protein.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    ZephiranZephiran Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »

    The answer is that you drank an absurd feather potion.

    SUJAMMA

    SLAMMA

    Alright and in this next scene all the animals have AIDS.

    I got a little excited when I saw your ship.
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    Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco I wanna be an owl, Jerry! Owl York CityRegistered User regular
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    Tim Allen should have rotted in prison

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
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    A young buffalo can’t stand his father’s incessant dad jokes and decides to leave home.

    “I can’t take it any more, dad. I’m leaving.”

    “Well, bye, son.”

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    tim allen was in galaxy quest
    all sins, forgiven

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    Tim Allen should have rotted in prison

    Snitches get misplaced feelings of white resentment and persecution.

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    DonnictonDonnicton Registered User regular
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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Woman Who Sent 65,000 Texts To First Date Says ‘Love Is An Excessive Thing


    Ades said she sent her date so many texts because “loving him selflessly brought me his information.”

    According to police, many of the text messages Ades “selflessly” sent included anti-Semitic insults and threats like, “Don’t ever try to leave me ... I’ll kill you ... I don’t wanna be a murderer!”

    Authorities say she texted the following:

    “I hope you die ... you rotten filthy Jew.”

    “I’m like the new Hitler ... man was a genius.”

    “Oh, what I would do w/your blood ... I’d wanna bathe in it.”

    Authorities said Ades has been sending as many as 500 messages a day since last year, but her efforts to connect with her former date became more extreme last month.

    That’s when she allegedly broke into the man’s home and took a bath in his tub. Police say she also showed up at his work pretending to be his wife.

    Although Ades acknowledged that sending 65,000 text messages seemed like a lot, she told KPHO she thought she’d sent more.

    She added: “Love is an excessive thing.”

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
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    Wow. A game that gives not a single fuck about my time.

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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    Home Improvement turns out to just be a show about a well-meaning but lonely bearded man with a mildly successful home repair show.

    B-plot follows three abandoned feral boys.

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited May 2018
    500 messages a day after one date
    musta been one heck of a charmer

    P10 on
    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
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    Chat stick it in their dumper.

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    A Kobold's KoboldA Kobold's Kobold He/Him MississippiRegistered User regular
    edited May 2018
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    wait wait wait

    there's a drum n bass (?) kirby song

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBbfWW49kXc

    wat

    edit: or am i just a giant idiot

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    Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
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    Donnicton wrote: »
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    This is my kryptonite.

    So many early access open world games in my Steam list.

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    Nova_C wrote: »
    Donnicton wrote: »
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    This is my kryptonite.

    So many early access open world games in my Steam list.

    I usually resist until they have a solid fanbase and a proven history of dev updates

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    I played a couple early ones that were bad enough to sour me on the whole genre

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
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    okay

    what about a survival crafting open world battle royale

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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    edited May 2018
    Elendil wrote: »
    okay

    what about a survival crafting open world battle royale

    What's that you say? Loot crates? And inside them are lanes to farm?

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Nova_C wrote: »
    Donnicton wrote: »
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    This is my kryptonite.

    So many early access open world games in my Steam list.

    I usually resist until they have a solid fanbase and a proven history of dev updates
    your willpower is strong
    i usually buy it and then play 0-30 minutes

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Yeah I never really got the whole survival genre. I'm much too much of a Marty Stu when I play games, if I can't be superman I don't wanna play it.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
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    Elendil wrote: »
    okay

    what about a survival crafting open world battle royale

    What's that you say? Loot crates? And inside them are lanes to farm?

    It's also a MOBA!

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    Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco I wanna be an owl, Jerry! Owl York CityRegistered User regular
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    Atomika wrote: »
    Wow. A game that gives not a single fuck about my time.

    I actually like games with those aspects but like, give me a chance to do more

    Like honestly I'd love some kind of survival game that involved NPC workers to help you with basic collecting and crafting stuff if you got a little taste of doing it yourself first

    Oh and gimme some of that Battletech-y company management sim stuff too eventually

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    omg omg omg @Jacobkosh

    I fought a set of three heavily-armed 'mechs to support the Arano Restoration and the enemy Enforcer shot both of my family's ancestral Blackjack's arms off of its body, rocking Glitch inside a bit

    So I took the Directorate Enforcer down with my main pilot with a Shadowhawk - just cold blasted a rack of SRM and LRM missiles into the Enforcer until it fell over, peeling away armour to get into the good stuff

    Glitch brought the Blackjack up to the downed 'mech and with her remaining torso lasers, sheared the Enforcer's arm off

    It was extremely poetic

    yesssss

    I love stories like this

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Wow. A game that gives not a single fuck about my time.

    I actually like games with those aspects but like, give me a chance to do more

    Like honestly I'd love some kind of survival game that involved NPC workers to help you with basic collecting and crafting stuff if you got a little taste of doing it yourself first

    Oh and gimme some of that Battletech-y company management sim stuff too eventually

    See this I could get on board with. Like some kind of zombo survival game where the point was building up a colony from a small thing to a large thing, but like all single player open world, none of this open world pvp madness.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    P10 wrote: »
    500 messages a day after one date
    musta been one heck of a charmer

    got that good jewish d

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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    chat definitely puts out on the first date

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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
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    i mean a wheel of cheese is expensive

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    Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
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    Feral wrote: »
    Nova_C wrote: »
    Donnicton wrote: »
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    This is my kryptonite.

    So many early access open world games in my Steam list.

    I usually resist until they have a solid fanbase and a proven history of dev updates

    I've done all right.

    Amazeballs:
    Subnautica

    Good:
    Conan: Exiles
    Empyrion
    Eden Star

    Ehhhhh:
    Avorion

    Teh Suck:
    Folk Tale
    Towns

    That's off the top of my head, there will be a bunch more I'm not remembering, but I think the ratio is about right.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
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    A Kobold's KoboldA Kobold's Kobold He/Him MississippiRegistered User regular
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    *is super fucking hungry*

    *is still not willing to get out of bed*

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