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  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    VishNub wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    VishNub wrote: »
    I made pie again, with predictable results.

    Deliciousness, I hope!

    Well, that yeah. But I meant the other thing. The unconscionable thing.

    C O N S U M P T I O N

  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    I will continue posting animal instagrams because I am trying to distract myself.

  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    Tumin wrote: »
    I meed to get an atomic cock magician for my next party

    Now feeling deeply nostalgic about the Amazing Randi, the magician from Eurotrash.

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  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Sir Landshark wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »
    SHAARK

    i'm on my week before my deload week and this week I am doing 200 for bp sets!!

    yes!!

    nice!

    I did bench and rows and dips yesterday

    what kinda rows

    barbell rows

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  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    Kamiro wrote: »
    That reminds me. I’m all outta pie. But have two pie pumpkins sitting there, staring at me

    My father believes in this -- he refuses to use canned pumpkin. I am much too lazy.

  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    VishNub wrote: »

    Now I'm sad because I'm thinking of those lines in chicken factories -.-

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    @wafflesmagee made a cheesecake recently. The crust was a brownie mix that got packed down into a crust and then it was filled with cheesecake and topped with caramel and I desperately wanted to eat the whole thing.

  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    The offshore QA guy always calls me "[Winky] GM" in slack, and I still haven't figured out what GM means.

    Does he think I am the General Manager?

    Does he think I am the Game Master?

  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    I read that as “Atomic Clock Magician” and imagined him having a philosophical disagreement with Gandalf the Grey over the importance of punctuality in the greater mage community.

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    wafflesmagee made a cheesecake recently. The crust was a brownie mix that got packed down into a crust and then it was filled with cheesecake and topped with caramel and I desperately wanted to eat the whole thing.

    Oh my god

    She's a genius

    That brownie mix trick alone! :surprised:

  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    I guess I could do work too

  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    It’s a polo shirt.

    I stream sometimes and talk to myself.
  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    That sounds less fun though tbh

  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Got an email asking me to help clean a laptop. Took a minute to realize they mean clean of bad software, not physically clean. They also didn't fill out a ticket or give me any information on where the laptop is. Sigh.

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    I wish I liked pumpkin pie

    Yet another normal thing that isn’t for me

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    I read that as “Atomic Clock Magician” and imagined him having a philosophical disagreement with Gandalf the Grey over the importance of punctuality in the greater mage community.

    "You wizards are always late and you can shove that "precisely when he means to" bullcrap you know where!"

  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Eddy, factory farming sucks goats but remember chickens are little dinosaurs and they’d feel nothing as they ate you if they could manage it.

    All chickens are bad

    I stream sometimes and talk to myself.
  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Eddy, factory farming sucks goats but remember chickens are little dinosaurs and they’d feel nothing as they ate you if they could manage it.

    All chickens are bad

  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    Topical:

  • wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    'they're dinosaurs' is an odd way to make someone think something is bad

    everyone likes dinosaurs

    https://youtu.be/JsNLtjM74MY

    A survivor's story.
  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    “Oh Gandalf, you finally made it. TWELVE YEARS LATE. I guess you people run on IPT.”

    “I got pulled over by a cop and my eagle called out sick, you racist ass.”

  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    https://www.penny-arcade.com/20-years/

    Whoa.

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Eddy, factory farming sucks goats but remember chickens are little dinosaurs and they’d feel nothing as they ate you if they could manage it.

    All chickens are bad

    'Fish and I mutually agreed to vote beef and pork out of our diets, but I vetoed and kept chicken and fish in mine (which she partakes in too, from time to time) because chicken and fish are only just barely animals

    Also less intelligent and less environmentally destructive to farm >_>

  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Being dinosaurs isn't what makes them bad.

    Being little feathered murder hobos is

    I stream sometimes and talk to myself.
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    It’s a polo shirt.

    Doesn't this mean the collar is folded inward toward your neck

    You know what, I get it Lud, it's a rough day :P

  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    It’s a polo shirt.

    Doesn't this mean the collar is folded inward toward your neck

    You know what, I get it Lud, it's a rough day :P

    my collars are always messed up when they're fresh out of the dryer. I just fix them automatically once they're on. I don't think about what way they should be. Also I'm trash so I don't like..starch my collars or anything.

    I stream sometimes and talk to myself.
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Eddy, factory farming sucks goats but remember chickens are little dinosaurs and they’d feel nothing as they ate you if they could manage it.

    All chickens are bad

    'Fish and I mutually agreed to vote beef and pork out of our diets, but I vetoed and kept chicken and fish in mine (which she partakes in too, from time to time) because chicken and fish are only just barely animals

    Also less intelligent and less environmentally destructive to farm >_>

    Hehe I just realized there's a sex joke in this post accidentally

  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited November 2018
    Also I share a vulnerable clothing disaster with you all and I am getting incredulity

    DO YOU NOT THINK I WAS INCREDULOUS WITH MYSELF


    HOW DID YOU GET HERE LUDIOUS

    HOW DID YOU FIND YOURSELF IN THIS SAD STATE

    AND LUDIOUS?

    HOW IS THIS NOT EVEN THE FIRST TIME YOU'VE DONE THIS

    as I make a beeline for the bathroom to fix my shirt, hiding my collar area with my hand like my neck is itching
    Only to be stopped by our weird cleaning lady who I'm pretty sure left her connection to reality at a Skynard concert in '78

    oh great totp fucking fantastic, thanks. Appreciate that, rngesus.

    Ludious on
    I stream sometimes and talk to myself.
  • wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    VishNub wrote: »
    Topical:

    relatedly I stumbled across this recipe yesterday

    xe56681zmtut.jpg

    https://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2011/10/cake-baked-in-a-pumpkin-halloween.html

    kinda cool tho oof somehow those neon sprinkles strike a really discordant note

    A survivor's story.
  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    HOW DID YOU GET HERE?

    THIS IS NOT YOUR BEAUTIFUL HOUSE

  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Also I share a vulnerable clothing disaster with you all and I am getting incredulity

    DO YOU NOT THINK I WAS INCREDULOUS WITH MYSELF


    HOW DID YOU GET HERE LUDIOUS

    HOW DID YOU FIND YOURSELF IN THIS SAD STATE

    AND LUDIOUS?

    HOW IS THIS NOT EVEN THE FIRST TIME YOU'VE DONE THIS

    as I make a beeline for the bathroom to fix my shirt, hiding my collar area with my hand like my neck is itching
    Only to be stopped by our weird cleaning lady who I'm pretty sure left her connection to reality at a Skynard concert in '78

    oh great totp fucking fantastic, thanks. Appreciate that, rngesus.

    lord knows you can't change
    lord help you you can't cha-ay-ay-ay-aynge
    lord you can't changeee
    want you flyyyyy highhhhh freeeee birrdd yeaahhhh

    Bless your heart.
  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    **sick guitar solo while lud changes his shirt out**

    Bless your heart.
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    What is even happening here

  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator, Administrator admin
    Man I am farting a lot today.

    Must be a day ending in Y.

  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator, Administrator admin
    Rhesus Positive wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »

    Edit: fuck that was big

    Just go to Terry Pratchett's Wiki page

    Edit 2: there we go

    x300.jpg


  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Kamiro wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Eddy, factory farming sucks goats but remember chickens are little dinosaurs and they’d feel nothing as they ate you if they could manage it.

    All chickens are bad

    'Fish and I mutually agreed to vote beef and pork out of our diets, but I vetoed and kept chicken and fish in mine (which she partakes in too, from time to time) because chicken and fish are only just barely animals

    Also less intelligent and less environmentally destructive to farm >_>

    Ummmmm, how does she feel about that nickname now?

    As long as I keep fish in my diet, she doesn't care what I call her :winky:

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    nexuscrawler wrote: »
    What is even happening here

    Some stuff we can talk about, a lot we can't

  • DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    https://www.penny-arcade.com/20-years/

    Whoa.

    Man they do a lot of stuff I pay very little attention to at this point.

    Whippy wrote: »
    nope nope nope nope abort abort talk about anime
    I like to ART
  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    Geth, recycle the thread on page 100.

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