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[NFL] Thread: Pittsburgh At Cleveland? There Is No Dog.

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    TicaldfjamTicaldfjam Snoqualmie, WARegistered User regular
    edited August 2019
    quovadis13 wrote: »
    Also yes preseason is meaningless, but the Lions are down 20-0 at the half and they are super lucky. Very Lions.

    Speak for yourself meaningless



    Let’s be honest, the Ford family did this stupid meme to troll Lions Fans.

    What a goddamn useless ass stat tweet Ford Fam.

    Ticaldfjam on
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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    "Detroit Lions PR" has to be one of the more thankless jobs in the NFL.

    Self-righteousness is incompatible with coalition building.
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    VeeveeVeevee WisconsinRegistered User regular
    SeñorAmor wrote: »
    Packers: 2 plays, 2 penalties

    I tuned in in the second half, and this Boyle kid is looking pretty good.

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    Trajan45Trajan45 Registered User regular
    I think Greedy Williams has a shot at being the 2nd Browns rookie CB to make the Pro Bowl in as many years

    I hope he's great just to stick it to the Lions for again passing on a great player in a position of need for someone who makes no sense.

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    Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    Trajan45 wrote: »
    I think Greedy Williams has a shot at being the 2nd Browns rookie CB to make the Pro Bowl in as many years

    I hope he's great just to stick it to the Lions for again passing on a great player in a position of need for someone who makes no sense.

    That's the cover article for their game program!

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    GnizmoGnizmo Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    So Browns first team took like 2 minutes to score. It's Washington, but still.

    Preseason means less than shit man I mean the 4-0 lions heading into the 0-16 lions should tell you that.

    Hey it could mean something. The 2017 Browns also went 4-0 in Preseason games. This is why I am super happy with the Saints after their first preseason loss.

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    PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    Pats D looks very strong even with Lions backups in there. And Jakobi Meyers hype train picks up steam

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    RickRudeRickRude Registered User regular
    Josh Rosen looked decent today for Miami and I guess we have an undrafted WR that is currently looking like a stud. Our line is terrible though.

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    quovadis13quovadis13 Registered User regular
    quovadis13 wrote: »
    Also yes preseason is meaningless, but the Lions are down 20-0 at the half and they are super lucky. Very Lions.

    Speak for yourself meaningless


    So if we play along with this logic, last night was the Lions first “playoff game” after their 16 week “season”. So of course they got blown out in it. Can’t even win a fake playoff game.

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    A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    Veevee wrote: »
    SeñorAmor wrote: »
    Packers: 2 plays, 2 penalties

    I tuned in in the second half, and this Boyle kid is looking pretty good.

    I'd definitely take him over kizer. I think kizer has already peaked.

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Veevee wrote: »
    SeñorAmor wrote: »
    Packers: 2 plays, 2 penalties

    I tuned in in the second half, and this Boyle kid is looking pretty good.

    I'd definitely take him over kizer. I think kizer has already peaked.

    Kizer peaked 6 years ago

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    SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    Veevee wrote: »
    SeñorAmor wrote: »
    Packers: 2 plays, 2 penalties

    I tuned in in the second half, and this Boyle kid is looking pretty good.

    I'd definitely take him over kizer. I think kizer has already peaked.

    Kizer peaked 6 years ago

    How dare you say that about DeShone "Future Superbowl MVP" Kizer?!

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    RedTideRedTide Registered User regular
    Daniel Jones went 5 for 5 for the Giants.

    Five plays where he was not under any significant pass rush.

    Five plays where the greatest subterfuge on display was a single play action.

    Seriously, he was staring lasers at his intended receivers. No question whatsoever where the ball was going.

    And while he made a few decent throws (good accuracy, tight windows) a good secondary is going to have their way with him.

    If he's ever going to develop into an NFL starter, he has a long way to go.

    I'll give you a guess what your average Giants fan assessment was.

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    BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
    RedTide wrote: »
    I'll give you a guess what your average Giants fan assessment was.

    Eli part Deux?

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Honestly it’s hard to look bad in preseason

    Unless you’re the Lions or you do probably really suck (Haskins...)

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    RedTideRedTide Registered User regular
    RedTide wrote: »
    I'll give you a guess what your average Giants fan assessment was.

    Eli part Deux?

    Eli but Payton.

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    RedTideRedTide Registered User regular
    Honestly it’s hard to look bad in preseason

    Unless you’re the Lions or you do probably really suck (Haskins...)

    I'd rather my guy get his teeth kicked in early. The Jets played this kid like they weren't wearing pads.

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    That’s a good point, that .750 preseason opener win pctg wasn’t doing the Lions any good

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    Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    RedTide wrote: »
    RedTide wrote: »
    I'll give you a guess what your average Giants fan assessment was.

    Eli part Deux?

    Eli but Payton.

    I don't care who. I just want my Manningface.

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    ShadowhopeShadowhope Baa. Registered User regular
    PantsB wrote: »
    Pats D looks very strong even with Lions backups in there. And Jakobi Meyers hype train picks up steam

    I’m keeping my expectations in check; he’s probably not likely to be the next Jerry Rice. However, it is absolutely clear that he’s the next Larry Fitzgerald, or maybe Antonio Brown.

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    The Browns half-first-team O gained and average of a yard per 1.59 seconds

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    Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    Your team: Pathetic.

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    AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    Time to kick the Slurs:
    Daniel Snyder is the worst owner on the planet. You could tell me that he rapes baby seals before murdering them and I would say that’s not even in the top ten worst things he’s ever done.

    I truly hope my kids decide to cheer for the Ravens.

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    GyralGyral Registered User regular
    And now this: Raiders’ WR Antonio Brown has told team officials that, unless he gets to wear his old helmet, he will not play football again, per league sources.

    And more....
    Antonio Brown is a diva headcase? Who could have foreseen this?

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Gyral wrote: »
    And now this: Raiders’ WR Antonio Brown has told team officials that, unless he gets to wear his old helmet, he will not play football again, per league sources.

    And more....
    Antonio Brown is a diva headcase? Who could have foreseen this?

    God steelers fans will be insufferable. Well more insuffera... ok they'll be steelers fans.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    ApostateApostate Prince SpaceRegistered User regular
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    FiatilFiatil Registered User regular
    Yeah Antonio Brown seems to be acting ahh, quite strangely. This full thread is long but pretty astounding:


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    quovadis13quovadis13 Registered User regular
    Did they get this all for Hard Knocks? Gruden Raiders continue to entertain.

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    AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    quovadis13 wrote: »
    Did they get this all for Hard Knocks? Gruden Raiders continue to entertain.

    This season will be the pinnacle of Hard Knocks. There is nowhere to go but down from here.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    quovadis13 wrote: »
    Did they get this all for Hard Knocks? Gruden Raiders continue to entertain.

    This season will be the pinnacle of Hard Knocks. There is nowhere to go but down from here.

    Yeah deadspin had that article. There will never be a better hard knocks, just shut it down, they flew to close to the sun.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    SlortexSlortex In my chairRegistered User regular
    Vontaze Burfict really did a number on AB, didn't he?

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    The Lions will work out QBs Josh Johnson and Landry Jones tomorrow, sources say. Tom Savage left last night’s game after his head hit the turf following a hit. David Fales is the only other QB on the roster behind Matt Stafford.

    Today in Kaepernick can't get a job because of his ability.

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Man, Tom Savage needs to retire while he still remembers his name

    Assuming he still does

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Man, Tom Savage needs to retire while he still remembers his name

    Assuming he still does

    Yeah.

    I feel like there are at least three Big Ten QBs I would be more comfortable with playing an NFL game than those names (including Savage) and the Big Ten sucks.

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    GyralGyral Registered User regular
    Savage once took a hit in a Niners/Texans game that had him in seizures on the turf. That the league continues to let him play is gross negligence.

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    I’m watching Hard Knocks, and I’m pretty sure it’s gonna be the best to happen this season. Gruden is an amazing coaching character.

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    Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    The Lions will work out QBs Josh Johnson and Landry Jones tomorrow, sources say. Tom Savage left last night’s game after his head hit the turf following a hit. David Fales is the only other QB on the roster behind Matt Stafford.

    Today in Kaepernick can't get a job because of his ability.

    So far every WYTS is just a big ol' reminder that Kaep is still not a top-64 QB. Somehow.

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    Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    I guess the LA Rams will not be changing their helmets since they're still wearing their shitty blue and white garbage.

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    Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY?!

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Next Up: Cleveland Browns

    Just making it this far in to WYTS is their greatest achievement since like 1991

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