Motherfucker, you look like a beanbag chair with barbershop trimmings glued to it. Take a shower before you bitch out other people for lacking any self-respect.
I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
I’m a Lions fan who has now lived in the Philadelphia area for over 20 years. The last time the Lions played here (in the middle of a fucking blizzard in 2013) the Eagles fans in the section I was sitting in didn’t bother to even heckle me, THEY BOUGHT ME A SYMPATHY BEER
When someone is nice to you in Philadelphia that’s when you know something has gone horribly wrong.
Every time I hear a Lions fan proclaim that the team is moving in the right direction, that they’re doing a great job in the offseason, that obvious scrubs are studs, I understand more clearly how Trump won Michigan.
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it was the smallest on the list but
Pluto was a planet and I'll never forget
Today it's the team Cole Beasley signed with because he was tired of playing for a team that couldn't win.
I don’t even like thinking about them. I was in coma for two weeks last winter and the nicest thing about it was that I never once thought of the Bills. Now I’m alive again and just the IDEA of the Bills still existing makes me yearn to be eaten by a frost bear and sent back into the great blackness, where all is quiet and Cole Beasley doesn’t exist.
The Bengals finished behind Cleveland in the division, which no one had done since 2010. Do I even need to tell you which team that finished behind the Browns that year?
I accept that, in order to be a successful NFL quarterback, you have to be insane. Lord knows that Tom Brady is. Scouts spend the entire combine making sure that you’re of suitably UNsound mind and thus eternally dedicated to their deadly sport. Dan Marino was a raging prick to his teammates all the time. I get all that. But Aaron Rodgers seems to have no grasp of the fine line between pushing your teammates and alienating them. When everyone else except you is a crazy dickhead, guess who’s the REAL crazy dickhead?
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I just heard about this “grown men riding kids bikes to practice” thing, and I’m honestly surprised we haven’t heard more stories about them breaking the bikes because they’re not designed to hold >250 lbs.
“I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
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I will die on the hill that Aaron Rodgers is the greatest quarterback of all time. And what does he have to show for it? Being saddled with the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk an NFL sideline for over a decade, a lazy piece of shit who somehow managed to not even win funniest massage-related storyline of the offseason.
I just heard about this “grown men riding kids bikes to practice” thing, and I’m honestly surprised we haven’t heard more stories about them breaking the bikes because they’re not designed to hold >250 lbs.
It happens but generally like what happened here the packer just takes the kid and his family to a bike store and the kid gets a new bike and the tradition continues. Honestly though most kids bikes tend to be old fashioned steel or aluminum and the bike itself can generally support that weight for short periods of times. I things like the seats that tend to fail.
Even Northwestern could hold onto a 17-0 lead against (the Bengals).
I mean, they blew one against Michigan. Speaking of, I haven't finished does he manage to get Kenny Stills being mad at his owner (in a long running battle with Ann Coulter and a couple serial killers for worst Michigan grad) for hosting a quarter million dollar per ticket fundraiser for Trump? Because Stills is being awesome.
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Self-righteousness is incompatible with coalition building.
Note, not saying the Raiders directly caused this. Or that AB wasn't chronically stupid to begin with. Just that there's something about the Raiders that makes this injury feel very Raidery.
The Falcons suck today and it had this beauty of a line after Drew went off about how the Falcons brought in DJ Durkin for a bit.
Meanwhile, the team still hasn’t extended stud wideout Julio Jones. Jones reported to camp on time and is trusting the Falcons to do right by him, which would be a smart move if he were a disgraced former head coach of some sort.
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Pluto was a planet and I'll never forget
*Hall of Fame preseason game, but still...
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And that "What's new that sucks" might include "expectations"
NFL Network is replaying it now. Denver/Atlanta.
I may have sent a note to Drew along this line of thinking. We’ll see if it gets included...
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I guffawed
It happens but generally like what happened here the packer just takes the kid and his family to a bike store and the kid gets a new bike and the tradition continues. Honestly though most kids bikes tend to be old fashioned steel or aluminum and the bike itself can generally support that weight for short periods of times. I things like the seats that tend to fail.
I mean, they blew one against Michigan. Speaking of, I haven't finished does he manage to get Kenny Stills being mad at his owner (in a long running battle with Ann Coulter and a couple serial killers for worst Michigan grad) for hosting a quarter million dollar per ticket fundraiser for Trump? Because Stills is being awesome.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ftw/2019/08/06/report-antonio-browns-gruesome-foot-injury-was-caused-by-a-cryotherapy-machine/39901751/
Note, not saying the Raiders directly caused this. Or that AB wasn't chronically stupid to begin with. Just that there's something about the Raiders that makes this injury feel very Raidery.
New York has everything, a blessing that is decidedly mixed.
They have one down in long Beach CA as well. I believe the dolphins have more fans outside Miami than in.
It’s a great teambuilding exercise
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'This Nathan Peterman is really growing on me!'
As a Dolphins fan, this is 100% accurate. Especially the post from the Canadian.
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Preseason means less than shit man I mean the 4-0 lions heading into the 0-16 lions should tell you that.
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IIRC, the Lions first team was behind and the backups made stirring comebacks against the opposing scrubs. 1s on 1s are a little relevant.
Speak for yourself meaningless
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