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[NFL] Thread: Pittsburgh At Cleveland? There Is No Dog.

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    ElvenshaeElvenshae Registered User regular
    Wow, this game sucks about as much as a pair of 0-3 teams going at it.

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    SeñorAmor wrote: »
    What's the point of allowing reviews on pass interference if the officials aren't going to get it right? Both reviews in the GB/PHI game were wrong as was the one just now in the MNF game.

    Someone, I don’t recall who, made the observation last week that the biggest thing to come out of the new PI review policy is the realization that NFL refs don’t really know what PI is.

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    Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    Elvenshae wrote: »
    Wow, this game sucks about as much as a pair of 0-3 teams going at it.

    One of them *is* the Bungles.

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Bengals/Steelers is the most unwatchable, least necessary rivalry in all of American sports

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    ElvenshaeElvenshae Registered User regular
    edited October 2019
    Man, even the refs are dropping Dalton passes.

    Ed: and the corner posts.

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    MorganVMorganV Registered User regular
    Elvenshae wrote: »
    Wow, this game sucks about as much as a pair of 0-3 teams going at it.

    Yeah, I had three choices.

    Go to bed before the game started, nail a part of my body to my desk, or watch this game.

    When I felt getting a hammer was the second best option, I went to bed.

    Looks like I made the right choice.

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    Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    MorganV wrote: »
    Elvenshae wrote: »
    Wow, this game sucks about as much as a pair of 0-3 teams going at it.

    Yeah, I had three choices.

    Go to bed before the game started, nail a part of my body to my desk, or watch this game.

    When I felt getting a hammer was the second best option, I went to bed.

    Looks like I made the right choice.

    It was pretty shit.

    And then Pittsburgh won...

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Whatever the Browns are division leaders and head into a marquee matchup with San Francisco because nothing makes sense anymore

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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    Now this is a heck of a stat:
    Of the 4 Teams that are 0-4, the Broncos, Redskins & Bengals have a combined -128 point differential. The Dolphins have a -137 point differential.

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    MorganVMorganV Registered User regular
    The one I thought was funny, was that if you combine all the scoring the Dolphins have made in all four games, they STILL haven't outscored an opponent.

    And if they score a FG or less this week, they still won't.

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    SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    Kana wrote: »
    Now this is a heck of a stat:
    Of the 4 Teams that are 0-4, the Broncos, Redskins & Bengals have a combined -128 point differential. The Dolphins have a -137 point differential.
    It's the first time they've been the best at something, let them have it.

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    chrisnlchrisnl Registered User regular
    I wonder how the Dolphins players feel about putting their health and lives on the line for a franchise that has absolutely no interest in winning. I mean I get that probably quite a few of them are borderline NFL quality players or worse, so if the franchise was interested in winning they wouldn't have a job, but still.

    Maybe I'm overthinking it and these guys are just happy to get a chance to be in the NFL, being paid to play the game they have spent such a large portion of their life on.

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    kaidkaid Registered User regular
    chrisnl wrote: »
    I wonder how the Dolphins players feel about putting their health and lives on the line for a franchise that has absolutely no interest in winning. I mean I get that probably quite a few of them are borderline NFL quality players or worse, so if the franchise was interested in winning they wouldn't have a job, but still.

    Maybe I'm overthinking it and these guys are just happy to get a chance to be in the NFL, being paid to play the game they have spent such a large portion of their life on.

    I think most of them are just trying to look good for tape and hoping they play good enough to get poached by other teams.

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    GoumindongGoumindong Registered User regular
    Kana wrote: »
    Now this is a heck of a stat:
    Of the 4 Teams that are 0-4, the Broncos, Redskins & Bengals have a combined -128 point differential. The Dolphins have a -137 point differential.

    The Mariners were absolutely terrible this year. Over 162 games they ammassed a -135 point differential. Sure football is a higher scoring game but damn.

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    Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    Didn't the Sea Dogs manage to win a game or two?

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    SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    Goumindong wrote: »
    Kana wrote: »
    Now this is a heck of a stat:
    Of the 4 Teams that are 0-4, the Broncos, Redskins & Bengals have a combined -128 point differential. The Dolphins have a -137 point differential.

    The Mariners were absolutely terrible this year. Over 162 games they ammassed a -135 point differential. Sure football is a higher scoring game but damn.

    The Dolphins are bad.

    I mean, so were the Mariners. But the Dolphins are bad.

    What’s going to be funny is when they fuck up tanking and accidentally win a game while the Redskins or Bengals end up going 0-16.

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    MorganVMorganV Registered User regular
    Six wrote: »
    Goumindong wrote: »
    Kana wrote: »
    Now this is a heck of a stat:
    Of the 4 Teams that are 0-4, the Broncos, Redskins & Bengals have a combined -128 point differential. The Dolphins have a -137 point differential.

    The Mariners were absolutely terrible this year. Over 162 games they ammassed a -135 point differential. Sure football is a higher scoring game but damn.

    The Dolphins are bad.

    I mean, so were the Mariners. But the Dolphins are bad.

    What’s going to be funny is when they fuck up tanking and accidentally win a game while the Redskins or Bengals end up going 0-16.

    Calling it now, most anticipated game of 2019, Week 16, Dolphins/Bengals.

    I don't want to WATCH the game. Butif both teams perform as badly as I expect (and their performance to date suggests), that could be a game for the ages.

    I wonder just how badly both teams would have to play, for the NFL to step in there.

    Week 17, Bengals play the Browns, who will likely still have something to prove and have the roster to do so (injuries excepted), and Week 17, the Pats will likely be resting their entire starting teams, and yet will still probably dominate the Dolphins.

    So, for both teams, Week 16 is THE showdown.

    Assuming Redskins don't ruin it by losing to the Dolphins next week.

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    SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    MorganV wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    Goumindong wrote: »
    Kana wrote: »
    Now this is a heck of a stat:
    Of the 4 Teams that are 0-4, the Broncos, Redskins & Bengals have a combined -128 point differential. The Dolphins have a -137 point differential.

    The Mariners were absolutely terrible this year. Over 162 games they ammassed a -135 point differential. Sure football is a higher scoring game but damn.

    The Dolphins are bad.

    I mean, so were the Mariners. But the Dolphins are bad.

    What’s going to be funny is when they fuck up tanking and accidentally win a game while the Redskins or Bengals end up going 0-16.

    Calling it now, most anticipated game of 2019, Week 16, Dolphins/Bengals.

    I don't want to WATCH the game. Butif both teams perform as badly as I expect (and their performance to date suggests), that could be a game for the ages.

    I wonder just how badly both teams would have to play, for the NFL to step in there.

    Week 17, Bengals play the Browns, who will likely still have something to prove and have the roster to do so (injuries excepted), and Week 17, the Pats will likely be resting their entire starting teams, and yet will still probably dominate the Dolphins.

    So, for both teams, Week 16 is THE showdown.

    Assuming Redskins don't ruin it by losing to the Dolphins next week.

    I could see the skins doing that.

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    MorganVMorganV Registered User regular
    Six wrote: »
    MorganV wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    Goumindong wrote: »
    Kana wrote: »
    Now this is a heck of a stat:
    Of the 4 Teams that are 0-4, the Broncos, Redskins & Bengals have a combined -128 point differential. The Dolphins have a -137 point differential.

    The Mariners were absolutely terrible this year. Over 162 games they ammassed a -135 point differential. Sure football is a higher scoring game but damn.

    The Dolphins are bad.

    I mean, so were the Mariners. But the Dolphins are bad.

    What’s going to be funny is when they fuck up tanking and accidentally win a game while the Redskins or Bengals end up going 0-16.

    Calling it now, most anticipated game of 2019, Week 16, Dolphins/Bengals.

    I don't want to WATCH the game. Butif both teams perform as badly as I expect (and their performance to date suggests), that could be a game for the ages.

    I wonder just how badly both teams would have to play, for the NFL to step in there.

    Week 17, Bengals play the Browns, who will likely still have something to prove and have the roster to do so (injuries excepted), and Week 17, the Pats will likely be resting their entire starting teams, and yet will still probably dominate the Dolphins.

    So, for both teams, Week 16 is THE showdown.

    Assuming Redskins don't ruin it by losing to the Dolphins next week.

    I could see the skins doing that.

    Yeah, never underestimate either of these three teams ability to lose.

    BUT... I will laugh so hard that I may seriously endanger the cleanliness of my pants if that game ends in a tie.

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    SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    I will absolutely root for a tie.

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    borschevskyborschevsky Registered User regular
    MorganV wrote: »
    Week 17, the Pats will likely be resting their entire starting teams, and yet will still probably dominate the Dolphins.
    It isn’t likely, but the possibility does exist that this game will be the 0-15 Dolphins on the road against the 15-0 Pats. How high would the spread for that game be, if the Pats are playing for a perfect season, and Miami for the #1 pick?

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    Doctor DetroitDoctor Detroit Registered User regular
    Who do the 72 Dolphins root for in that scenario?

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    AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    Who do the 72 Dolphins root for in that scenario?

    The meteor, like the rest of us.

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    SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    Who do the 72 Dolphins root for in that scenario?
    Dolphins.

    They send a case of champagne to whoever beats the last undefeated team of the season.

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    Atlas in ChainsAtlas in Chains Registered User regular
    The Dolphins are fascinating because the Josh Rosen story makes no sense at all. The dolphin chatter seems to indicate they will draft a QB, which will once again make Rosen expendable. It's anti value, the way teams seem intent on turning draft picks into worse draft picks. I'm rooting for the guy because I'd hate to see him never realize his ceiling due to mismanagement.

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    SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    Going to be “watching” at least the first half of the game tonight from a plane. I really hope there’s live TV or good WiFi or both.

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    SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    Because you’re all concerned - there;’s live TV on the flight and I should be able to see the game.

    Huzzah

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Six wrote: »
    Because you’re all concerned - there;’s live TV on the flight and I should be able to see the game.

    Huzzah

    Seeing what's probably going to happen I dunno if that's a good thing six.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    Because you’re all concerned - there;’s live TV on the flight and I should be able to see the game.

    Huzzah

    Seeing what's probably going to happen I dunno if that's a good thing six.

    I’m irrationally optimistic about this game. Rams are crap against the run and don’t have nearly the defense they had last year, and last year we were able to score on them.

    At home, in prime time, I think we’ll hold up enough to contain Goff and I don’t think the Rams can run enough.

    So it’s probably totally irrational, but I like our chances.

    Which probably bodes ill.

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    SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    So I lied. Live TV on Delta is provided by Dish which apparently is currently in a dispute with Fox so no live game for me. I hope this WiFi ends up working.

    Auspicious beginnings.

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Looks like the NFL network simulcast isn’t happening. Really selling people on the necessity for a dedicated network, assholes.

    I don’t know whose side they’re on but it ain’t the fans.

    Fuck Fox
    Fuck Dish
    Fuck Directv
    Fuck the NFL Network

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    RickRudeRickRude Registered User regular
    Sorce wrote: »
    Who do the 72 Dolphins root for in that scenario?
    Dolphins.

    They send a case of champagne to whoever beats the last undefeated team of the season.

    Ya, the 72 dolphins only get remembered because of this. Greatest team ever as their record indicates. I personally love this little tidbit about football that they do this
    Some think it's petty i think it's awesome

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    SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    RickRude wrote: »
    Sorce wrote: »
    Who do the 72 Dolphins root for in that scenario?
    Dolphins.

    They send a case of champagne to whoever beats the last undefeated team of the season.

    Ya, the 72 dolphins only get remembered because of this. Greatest team ever as their record indicates. I personally love this little tidbit about football that they do this
    Some think it's petty i think it's awesome

    It can be, and is both.

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    RickRudeRickRude Registered User regular
    Six wrote: »
    RickRude wrote: »
    Sorce wrote: »
    Who do the 72 Dolphins root for in that scenario?
    Dolphins.

    They send a case of champagne to whoever beats the last undefeated team of the season.

    Ya, the 72 dolphins only get remembered because of this. Greatest team ever as their record indicates. I personally love this little tidbit about football that they do this
    Some think it's petty i think it's awesome

    It can be, and is both.

    I will accept that. I guess it can be petty and awesome.at the same time

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    SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    These stupid green uniforms are eye-searing trash.

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    SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    Ugh, that’s a fumble.

    Dammit

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    A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    Reminder: If watching on Prime, switch audio to U.K. and make the broadcast so much better.

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    SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    Reminder: If watching on Prime, switch audio to U.K. and make the broadcast so much better.

    Great google moogly. This is awesome, I had no idea.

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    GoumindongGoumindong Registered User regular
    edited October 2019
    A fumble going to be pulled back to the point of pickup because of bad officiating

    Edit: love how they cut to a lare hit helmet to helmet at the end just to rub it in

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    GyralGyral Registered User regular
    League is gonna have to make a new rule for fumbles because the refs keep missing obvious calls.

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