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Which is the best brand-mascot dog

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  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Gidget (Taco Bell chihuahua)
    Taco Bell fuckin' rules.

  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    I support the Beggin' Strips dog

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  • astrobstrdastrobstrd So full of mercy... Registered User regular
    The Target Dog (Target, who the fuck knows his name?)
    I love the concept of Spuds, but Bull Terriers are mean, shitty dogs.

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  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Spuds McKenzie (Budweiser)
    no such thing as a bad dog, just a bad owner

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Spuds McKenzie (Budweiser)
    astrobstrd wrote: »
    I love the concept of Spuds, but Bull Terriers are mean, shitty dogs.

    Stop trying to take Spuds’ beer, man

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
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    casting my vote for the original american idiot

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  • Kevin CristKevin Crist I make the devil hit his knees and say the 'our father'Registered User regular
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    Good doggo who tries to save you from yourself.
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    Artist's site.

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  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Spuds McKenzie (Budweiser)
    oh shit

    the big dog

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
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    the St Regis Aspen Hotel has the best mascot

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  • Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
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    Rorshach Kringle wrote: »
    no such thing as a bad dog, just a bad owner

    i think the big dogs dog qualifies as a genuine blight and cretin

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
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    I had to fuckin' explain Big Dog recently

    How the hell do you explain Big Dog

  • ElaroElaro Apologetic Registered User regular
    edited March 2019
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    The best mascot dog is Snoopy.

    EDIT: Oh, right! Pictures!

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    Elaro on
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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User, Transition Team regular
    Is this a dog?

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Spuds McKenzie (Budweiser)
    Straightzi wrote: »
    I had to fuckin' explain Big Dog recently

    How the hell do you explain Big Dog

    It’s a dog.


    What is big.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    The Target Dog (Target, who the fuck knows his name?)
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    Gonna drive a car vrrm vrrm

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  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Spuds McKenzie (Budweiser)
    Theodore Floosevelt wrote: »
    Rorshach Kringle wrote: »
    no such thing as a bad dog, just a bad owner

    i think the big dogs dog qualifies as a genuine blight and cretin

    how fucking dare you

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  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Doobh wrote: »
    I support the Beggin' Strips dog

    Excellent call

  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
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    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    I had to fuckin' explain Big Dog recently

    How the hell do you explain Big Dog

    It’s a dog.


    What is big.

    I've known a lot of dogs that fit that criteria

    None of them are fucking Big Dog

  • DysDys how am I even using this gun Registered User regular
    ...isn't the target dog's name Bullseye?

    I can't explain how I know that, I just do.

  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Gidget (Taco Bell chihuahua)
    astrobstrd wrote: »
    I love the concept of Spuds, but Bull Terriers are mean, shitty dogs.

    They're great dogs that are frequently owned by stupid assholes who then train them to be aggressive shitmongers.

    Pitbulls (and Bull Terriers, and Staffordshires, and American Bullies) are naturally strong and have a huuuuuge desire to please their owners, so if some dumb shithead wants to look Tough And Cool and trains their dog to be mean and undisciplined, it's really easy to do that with one of those breeds.

    This has led to them proliferating as the dog of choice for moronic dickswabs, leading to a statistical clustering of serious attacks by dogs of those descriptions. It's all down to the idiotic choads who buy them. Technically chihuahuas and other small breeds cause far more overall bites, they're just a lot less serious because the dogs weight 3 pounds and can be easily restrained.

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Spuds McKenzie (Budweiser)
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    I had to fuckin' explain Big Dog recently

    How the hell do you explain Big Dog

    It’s a dog.


    What is big.

    I've known a lot of dogs that fit that criteria

    None of them are fucking Big Dog

    Ok think of a big dog.

    Big Dog is bigger.

    And also alt right.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • ElaroElaro Apologetic Registered User regular
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    Straightzi wrote: »
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    I had to fuckin' explain Big Dog recently

    How the hell do you explain Big Dog

    It’s a dog.


    What is big.

    I've known a lot of dogs that fit that criteria

    None of them are fucking Big Dog

    How can you be sure?

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  • Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
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    Rorshach Kringle wrote: »
    Theodore Floosevelt wrote: »
    Rorshach Kringle wrote: »
    no such thing as a bad dog, just a bad owner

    i think the big dogs dog qualifies as a genuine blight and cretin

    how fucking dare you

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  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Gidget (Taco Bell chihuahua)
    Theodore Floosevelt wrote: »
    Rorshach Kringle wrote: »
    Theodore Floosevelt wrote: »
    Rorshach Kringle wrote: »
    no such thing as a bad dog, just a bad owner

    i think the big dogs dog qualifies as a genuine blight and cretin

    how fucking dare you

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    dafuq is this edgelord shit

  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
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    3clipse wrote: »
    Theodore Floosevelt wrote: »
    Rorshach Kringle wrote: »
    Theodore Floosevelt wrote: »
    Rorshach Kringle wrote: »
    no such thing as a bad dog, just a bad owner

    i think the big dogs dog qualifies as a genuine blight and cretin

    how fucking dare you

    8m1qe54pkdq1.jpg

    dafuq is this edgelord shit

    BIG

    DOG

  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Spuds McKenzie (Budweiser)
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Is this a dog?

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    look if we are bringing god's perfect creature, the puppymonkeybaby into this, then no dog would stand a chance

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  • Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
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    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    I had to fuckin' explain Big Dog recently

    How the hell do you explain Big Dog

    It’s a dog.


    What is big.

    I've known a lot of dogs that fit that criteria

    None of them are fucking Big Dog

    Ok think of a big dog.

    Big Dog is bigger.

    And also alt right.

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Gidget (Taco Bell chihuahua)
    I voted for the taco bell dog but I also think this poll is stupid and I don't see why that should have any impact on my ability to enjoy it

  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Gidget (Taco Bell chihuahua)
    Theodore Floosevelt wrote: »
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    I had to fuckin' explain Big Dog recently

    How the hell do you explain Big Dog

    It’s a dog.


    What is big.

    I've known a lot of dogs that fit that criteria

    None of them are fucking Big Dog

    Ok think of a big dog.

    Big Dog is bigger.

    And also alt right.

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    these are making me so sad

    a dog would never behave this way :(

  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    This poll is stupid.
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Oh wait, y'know who is missing?

    The RCA Dog!

    Y'know, the whole His Master's Voice or whatever?

    I almost put him on but was like "okay no one but me is gonna know who this is"

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Gidget (Taco Bell chihuahua)
    also how is the bush's baked beans dog not here

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Spuds McKenzie (Budweiser)
    Big dog is less of a pure dog and more of what happens when you genetically combine a dog with a big asshole.

    Hence the portmanteau Big Dog.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Spuds McKenzie (Budweiser)
    Theodore Floosevelt wrote: »
    Rorshach Kringle wrote: »
    Theodore Floosevelt wrote: »
    Rorshach Kringle wrote: »
    no such thing as a bad dog, just a bad owner

    i think the big dogs dog qualifies as a genuine blight and cretin

    how fucking dare you

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    just proving my point re: the big dog

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  • shalmeloshalmelo sees no evil Registered User regular
    edited March 2019
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    The place where I work has a dog mascot for branding that's pretty great.

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    shalmelo on
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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
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    Theodore Floosevelt wrote: »
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    I had to fuckin' explain Big Dog recently

    How the hell do you explain Big Dog

    It’s a dog.


    What is big.

    I've known a lot of dogs that fit that criteria

    None of them are fucking Big Dog

    Ok think of a big dog.

    Big Dog is bigger.

    And also alt right.

    mnzh9vcxbdkz.jpg

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  • Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
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    OmnipotentBagel wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Oh wait, y'know who is missing?

    The RCA Dog!

    Y'know, the whole His Master's Voice or whatever?

    I almost put him on but was like "okay no one but me is gonna know who this is"

    RCA dog is burned into my memory not from his actual existence, but from the reference made to him in wild wild west when loveless owns that dude with an earhorn

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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    This poll is stupid.
    Dys wrote: »
    ...isn't the target dog's name Bullseye?

    I can't explain how I know that, I just do.

    That would be a great name for him, but sadly we'll never know. it's one of life's unsolvable mysteries

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  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    This poll is stupid.
    Shorty wrote: »
    also how is the bush's baked beans dog not here

    Because I forgot about him, okay?

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  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Gidget (Taco Bell chihuahua)
    Let us not forget the greatest dog of all, Hypnodog.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypnodog

    ALL GLORY TO HYPNODOG

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