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Which is the best brand-mascot dog

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Gidget (Taco Bell chihuahua)
    Rorshach Kringle wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    duke's not a snitch

    he only threatens to sell out the geeky white guy

    those are only threats because he's real fucking bad at espionage

    he would absolutely drop dime if he could get away with it

    it's fine to sell out rich people

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Gabe or Boo, who both now chase cattos in heaven

    possible Missile

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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    This poll is stupid.
    Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »
    How is Spuds McKenzie not dominating this poll?

    Well, as 16% of participants have correctly observed, this poll is stupid

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    OmnipotentBagel wrote: »
    Oh also the account is racist. He's defended changing submitted dogs' names to more "traditionally western-sounding" names because "they get more views"

    WHY ARE THERE SO MANY SECRET RACISTS
    I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW PEOPLE ARE LIKE THIS

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Spuds McKenzie (Budweiser)
    BahamutZERO wrote: »
    OmnipotentBagel wrote: »
    Oh also the account is racist. He's defended changing submitted dogs' names to more "traditionally western-sounding" names because "they get more views"

    WHY ARE THERE SO MANY SECRET RACISTS
    I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW PEOPLE ARE LIKE THIS

    Ducks like milkshakes.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    Chip the Dog (Cookie Crisp, cartoon)
    the cookie crisp dog steals from The Man

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    Spuds McKenzie (Budweiser)
    How is this even up for debate?

    Steam: evilumpire Battle.net: T0NKKA#1588 PS4: T_0_N_N_K_A Twitter Shirts and such HELP!
  • shalmeloshalmelo sees no evil Registered User regular
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    Spuds McKenzie isn't even the best dog mascot for his own brand. Not when this good boy exists:

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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2019
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    A disturbing amount of firefighters here in rural north eastern Pennsylvania are fascists

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
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    DouglasDanger wrote: »
    A disturbing amount of firefighters here in rural north eastern Pennsylvania are fascists

    Yeah I fuckin' love Bradbury

  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Spuds McKenzie (Budweiser)
    Shorty wrote: »
    Rorshach Kringle wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    duke's not a snitch

    he only threatens to sell out the geeky white guy

    those are only threats because he's real fucking bad at espionage

    he would absolutely drop dime if he could get away with it

    it's fine to sell out rich people

    that dog is rich as hell

    that dog is selling out a rich person to get richer

    that dog can rot

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited March 2019
    Wait no THIS Budweiser dog

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlNO2trC-mk

    also there's like no way those purebred yellow labs are up for adoption and not for sale for hundreds of dollars but whatever

    PUPPY AND PONY ARE FRIENDS

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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    Mr. Bubz is now my doggy lord and savior

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQNL83fhWJU

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  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    This poll is stupid.
    Straightzi wrote: »
    I had to fuckin' explain Big Dog recently

    How the hell do you explain Big Dog

    It’s a clothing company for dudes who outgrew their No Fear shirts physically but not intellectually.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • LucedesLucedes Registered User regular
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    does isabelle count as a mascot?

    does she count as a dog?

  • valhalla130valhalla130 13 Dark Shield Perceives the GodsRegistered User regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    It's a good thing my favorite fictional dog ain't no mascot.

    Cause then they'd get my vote in a moment!

    My favorite fictional dog is Scooby Doo. Followed closely by Dynamutt.

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  • SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    Spuds McKenzie (Budweiser)
    You come at the King, you best not miss.

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  • IronKnuckle's GhostIronKnuckle's Ghost This is also my fault Registered User regular
    This poll is stupid.
    Important update:

    Since sourcing the image of the Big Dogs shirt I owned as a child yesterday, my browser now has so many Big Dogs ads.

  • I ZimbraI Zimbra Worst song, played on ugliest guitar Registered User regular
    You are all incorrect, the best dog mascot is Topsy the Union Dog

  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User, Transition Team regular
    valhalla130 wrote: »
    Zonugal wrote: »
    It's a good thing my favorite fictional dog ain't no mascot.

    Cause then they'd get my vote in a moment!

    My favorite fictional dog is Scooby Doo. Followed closely by Dynamutt.

    Oh, mine is easily Wishbone.

    The nerdy dog who loves costumes who on one occasion signed his soul over to Satan.

    Wishbone is awesome.

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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
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    IronKnuckle's Ghost wrote: »
    Important update:

    Since sourcing the image of the Big Dogs shirt I owned as a child yesterday, my browser now has so many Big Dogs ads.

    Please be compassionate, please don't turn into a reactionary fascist

  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Gidget (Taco Bell chihuahua)
    Aistan wrote: »
    I have never before this moment heard of Big Dog

    I am experiencing a strong urge to drown the individual that gave life to it.

  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    This poll is stupid.
    Zonugal wrote: »
    valhalla130 wrote: »
    Zonugal wrote: »
    It's a good thing my favorite fictional dog ain't no mascot.

    Cause then they'd get my vote in a moment!

    My favorite fictional dog is Scooby Doo. Followed closely by Dynamutt.

    Oh, mine is easily Wishbone.

    The nerdy dog who loves costumes who on one occasion signed his soul over to Satan.

    Wishbone is awesome.

    This was the other problem with my non-mascot dog poll. Anyone not voting for Wishbone would just be wrong.

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Gidget (Taco Bell chihuahua)
    OmnipotentBagel wrote: »
    Oh also the account is racist. He's defended changing submitted dogs' names to more "traditionally western-sounding" names because "they get more views"

    Why can’t we have nice things!?

  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    This poll is stupid.
    sarukun wrote: »
    OmnipotentBagel wrote: »
    Oh also the account is racist. He's defended changing submitted dogs' names to more "traditionally western-sounding" names because "they get more views"

    Why can’t we have nice things!?

    This one seems good. It's run by a literal child.

    https://twitter.com/IvePetThatDog

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  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Gidget (Taco Bell chihuahua)
    God bless that child and his dogs.

  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    The fuckin WeRateDogs twitter (the mascot for capitalism itself)
    WELP now I feel shitty I can't change my vote.

    Though I guess, to be fair, none of these issues were the dog's fault.

  • IronKnuckle's GhostIronKnuckle's Ghost This is also my fault Registered User regular
    This poll is stupid.
    DouglasDanger wrote: »
    IronKnuckle's Ghost wrote: »
    Important update:

    Since sourcing the image of the Big Dogs shirt I owned as a child yesterday, my browser now has so many Big Dogs ads.

    Please be compassionate, please don't turn into a reactionary fascist

    Ain't a single worry there, friendo.

  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    This poll is stupid.
    NightDragon wrote: »
    WELP now I feel shitty I can't change my vote.

    Though I guess, to be fair, none of these issues were the dog's fault.

    I used to be a huge fan until I learned about the crappy stuff. I totally get it, no judgement!

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  • JayKaosJayKaos Registered User regular
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    I Zimbra wrote: »
    You are all incorrect, the best dog mascot is Topsy the Union Dog


    Late contender but a strong showing, he's got my vote.

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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    This poll is stupid.
    I Zimbra wrote: »
    You are all incorrect, the best dog mascot is Topsy the Union Dog


    A union dog is like the platonic opposite of a corporate mascot dog. This dog is an American hero.

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  • I ZimbraI Zimbra Worst song, played on ugliest guitar Registered User regular
    OmnipotentBagel wrote: »
    I Zimbra wrote: »
    You are all incorrect, the best dog mascot is Topsy the Union Dog


    A union dog is like the platonic opposite of a corporate mascot dog. This dog is an American hero.

    His brand is "Fuck scabs"

  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    OmnipotentBagel wrote: »
    Zonugal wrote: »
    valhalla130 wrote: »
    Zonugal wrote: »
    It's a good thing my favorite fictional dog ain't no mascot.

    Cause then they'd get my vote in a moment!

    My favorite fictional dog is Scooby Doo. Followed closely by Dynamutt.

    Oh, mine is easily Wishbone.

    The nerdy dog who loves costumes who on one occasion signed his soul over to Satan.

    Wishbone is awesome.

    This was the other problem with my non-mascot dog poll. Anyone not voting for Wishbone would just be wrong.

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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    This poll is stupid.
    I like corgis but that corgi is no Wishbone

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  • PerrsunPerrsun Registered User regular
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    I am a fan of Duke, from this:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXRP5kP417Y

    Xbox - Last.fm - PSN
  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    that commercial is seared into my brain from repetition, I saw that commercial so many times.

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  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Spuds McKenzie (Budweiser)
    ein, the dog who is smart vs wishbone, the dog who is a nerd

    what a competition

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  • PerrsunPerrsun Registered User regular
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    knitdan wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    I had to fuckin' explain Big Dog recently

    How the hell do you explain Big Dog

    It’s a clothing company for dudes who outgrew their No Fear shirts physically but not intellectually.

    And their parents wouldn’t allow them to buy Big Johnson shirts.

    Xbox - Last.fm - PSN
  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    OmnipotentBagel wrote: »
    I like corgis but that corgi is no Wishbone

    I like Wishbones but that Wishbone is no corgi

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Spuds McKenzie (Budweiser)
    Rorshach Kringle wrote: »
    ein, the dog who is smart vs wishbone, the dog who is a nerd

    what a competition

    Spuds would kick both their asses and take their lunch money

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