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Which is the best brand-mascot dog

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  • Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
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    3clipse wrote: »
    Theodore Floosevelt wrote: »
    Rorshach Kringle wrote: »
    Theodore Floosevelt wrote: »
    Rorshach Kringle wrote: »
    no such thing as a bad dog, just a bad owner

    i think the big dogs dog qualifies as a genuine blight and cretin

    how fucking dare you

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    dafuq is this edgelord shit

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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    This poll is stupid.
    Blankzilla wrote: »
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    Wait, what corporation does Krypto shill for?

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  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Gidget (Taco Bell chihuahua)
    Theodore Floosevelt wrote: »
    3clipse wrote: »
    Theodore Floosevelt wrote: »
    Rorshach Kringle wrote: »
    Theodore Floosevelt wrote: »
    Rorshach Kringle wrote: »
    no such thing as a bad dog, just a bad owner

    i think the big dogs dog qualifies as a genuine blight and cretin

    how fucking dare you

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    dafuq is this edgelord shit

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    oh god

  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
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    When I did eventually pull out my phone to try to explain Big Dogs, it took a long time scrolling through other bad shirts before I actually found one that had the dog on it

    Which I'm sure made me look even crazier

  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    The Target Dog (Target, who the fuck knows his name?)
    OmnipotentBagel wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
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    Wait, what corporation does Krypto shill for?

    whoever pays him the most, man

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  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    OmnipotentBagel wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
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    Wait, what corporation does Krypto shill for?
    DC Comics

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
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    OmnipotentBagel wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    imnyxtmzgaic.jpg

    Wait, what corporation does Krypto shill for?

    Oh, you know, various kryptocurrencies

  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    This poll is stupid.
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    OmnipotentBagel wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    imnyxtmzgaic.jpg

    Wait, what corporation does Krypto shill for?
    DC Comics

    I've never seen him out there trying to sell comics. He's just a character they own!

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
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    Anyways I guess my vote is for the Big Dogs dog, even though it's a vile beast that should be driven from the earth

  • astrobstrdastrobstrd So full of mercy... Registered User regular
    The Target Dog (Target, who the fuck knows his name?)
    My Bull Terrier opinions are fully formed on the back of the 4 or so in my old neighborhood/dog park that would seek out and attack my disabled Jack Russell/Dachsund mix and were only friendly to their owners.

    Sacramento did have a lot of dumb posturing assholes though, so I will concede this may be a flawed/tainted opinion.

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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User, Transition Team regular
    It's a good thing my favorite fictional dog ain't no mascot.

    Cause then they'd get my vote in a moment!

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  • astrobstrdastrobstrd So full of mercy... Registered User regular
    The Target Dog (Target, who the fuck knows his name?)
    Also, Roman Reigns should totally start wearing Big Dog shirts.

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  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Gidget (Taco Bell chihuahua)
    Straightzi wrote: »
    OmnipotentBagel wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    imnyxtmzgaic.jpg

    Wait, what corporation does Krypto shill for?

    Oh, you know, various kryptocurrencies

    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    OmnipotentBagel wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    OmnipotentBagel wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
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    Wait, what corporation does Krypto shill for?
    DC Comics

    I've never seen him out there trying to sell comics. He's just a character they own!
    There has been at least one BUY DC COMICS promo image with Krypto, he is fair game

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  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Gidget (Taco Bell chihuahua)
    astrobstrd wrote: »
    My Bull Terrier opinions are fully formed on the back of the 4 or so in my old neighborhood/dog park that would seek out and attack my disabled Jack Russell/Dachsund mix and were only friendly to their owners.

    Sacramento did have a lot of dumb posturing assholes though, so I will concede this may be a flawed/tainted opinion.

    Oh yeah, I'm in no way trying to suggest that there aren't issues with ownership of the various Pit breeds right now or that loads of people don't have run-ins with them. Just that it isn't an issue with the breeds themselves.

  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Gidget (Taco Bell chihuahua)
    OmnipotentBagel wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    also how is the bush's baked beans dog not here

    Because I forgot about him, okay?

    no, it's not okay! duke is a very good boy!

  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    This poll is stupid.
    Zonugal wrote: »
    It's a good thing my favorite fictional dog ain't no mascot.

    Cause then they'd get my vote in a moment!

    I was gonna make a companion poll for best dog that's not a sellout but I couldn't narrow down the options enough

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Spuds McKenzie (Budweiser)
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  • Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
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    Chincymcchilla wrote: »
    OmnipotentBagel wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
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    Wait, what corporation does Krypto shill for?

    whoever pays him the most, man

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    the endorsement was short-lived after he saw himself depicted in the house style

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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User, Transition Team regular
    OmnipotentBagel wrote: »
    Zonugal wrote: »
    It's a good thing my favorite fictional dog ain't no mascot.

    Cause then they'd get my vote in a moment!

    I was gonna make a companion poll for best dog that's not a sellout but I couldn't narrow down the options enough

    What did you have?

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
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    OmnipotentBagel wrote: »
    Zonugal wrote: »
    It's a good thing my favorite fictional dog ain't no mascot.

    Cause then they'd get my vote in a moment!

    I was gonna make a companion poll for best dog that's not a sellout but I couldn't narrow down the options enough

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    I had to fuckin' explain Big Dog recently

    How the hell do you explain Big Dog

    please explain the Big Dog dog to me, I have not once understood it my whole life

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  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Spuds McKenzie (Budweiser)
    Shorty wrote: »
    OmnipotentBagel wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    also how is the bush's baked beans dog not here

    Because I forgot about him, okay?

    no, it's not okay! duke is a very good boy!

    of course you'd side with the snitch dog

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Gidget (Taco Bell chihuahua)
    duke's not a snitch

    he only threatens to sell out the geeky white guy

  • StiltsStilts Registered User regular
    Gidget (Taco Bell chihuahua)
    I feel a kinship for Taco Bell dog and his constant desire for Taco Bell

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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
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    BahamutZERO wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    I had to fuckin' explain Big Dog recently

    How the hell do you explain Big Dog

    please explain the Big Dog dog to me, I have not once understood it my whole life

    It's white male privilege and reactionary bullshit

  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited March 2019
    The Channel 6 Crime Dog

    https://youtu.be/Vcxzq1LF7Lk

    edit: damnit Raijin

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  • astrobstrdastrobstrd So full of mercy... Registered User regular
    The Target Dog (Target, who the fuck knows his name?)
    DouglasDanger wrote: »
    BahamutZERO wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    I had to fuckin' explain Big Dog recently

    How the hell do you explain Big Dog

    please explain the Big Dog dog to me, I have not once understood it my whole life

    It's white male privilege and reactionary bullshit

    Macho posturing for the pillowy gentleman.

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  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Spuds McKenzie (Budweiser)
    Shorty wrote: »
    duke's not a snitch

    he only threatens to sell out the geeky white guy

    those are only threats because he's real fucking bad at espionage

    he would absolutely drop dime if he could get away with it

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  • IronKnuckle's GhostIronKnuckle's Ghost This is also my fault Registered User regular
    This poll is stupid.
    Wait do we hate weratedogs now?

  • IronKnuckle's GhostIronKnuckle's Ghost This is also my fault Registered User regular
    This poll is stupid.
    Also in approximately 1995 I owned and wore this shirt for a substantial part of fifth grade.
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  • Lavender GoomsLavender Gooms Tiny Bat Registered User regular
    I have never before this moment heard of Big Dog

  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Gidget (Taco Bell chihuahua)
    IronKnuckle's Ghost wrote: »
    Wait do we hate weratedogs now?

    Pretty much since they got caught using peoples' personal photos to sell products without permission and reacted with violent anger to being called out, yeah.

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Spuds McKenzie (Budweiser)
    Aistan wrote: »
    I have never before this moment heard of Big Dog

    Man you must have been a No Fear household, huh

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  • IronKnuckle's GhostIronKnuckle's Ghost This is also my fault Registered User regular
    This poll is stupid.
    3clipse wrote: »
    IronKnuckle's Ghost wrote: »
    Wait do we hate weratedogs now?

    Pretty much since they got caught using peoples' personal photos to sell products without permission and reacted with violent anger to being called out, yeah.

    Hey this is a shitty thing to do.

  • Lavender GoomsLavender Gooms Tiny Bat Registered User regular
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    Aistan wrote: »
    I have never before this moment heard of Big Dog

    Man you must have been a No Fear household, huh

    I don't know what that is either. Shoes maybe?

  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    This poll is stupid.
    Oh also the account is racist. He's defended changing submitted dogs' names to more "traditionally western-sounding" names because "they get more views"

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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
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    Aistan wrote: »
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    Aistan wrote: »
    I have never before this moment heard of Big Dog

    Man you must have been a No Fear household, huh

    I don't know what that is either. Shoes maybe?

    Shitty reactionary t-shirts

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Spuds McKenzie (Budweiser)
    How is Spuds McKenzie not dominating this poll?

  • MulysaSemproniusMulysaSempronius but also susie nyRegistered User regular
    Chip the Dog (Cookie Crisp, cartoon)
    I don't really have an opinion, but when I read cooooookie crisp, I figured why not

    If that's all there is my friends, then let's keep dancing
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