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a determination must be made re: hunks

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    Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
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    Beef is still more important, but I feel like there's an amount of beef above which hunkness actually decreases, whereas hunkness can only ever increase with more looks.

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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
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    Look at all the women in this thread being right

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    el_vicioel_vicio Registered User regular
    edited June 2019
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    Kate Beaton has the answer: it's beef. Maybe a solid jawline, but mostly beef.
    *snip*

    totally missed that the panel was posted on p1

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    AnzekayAnzekay Registered User regular
    beef
    I like hunks of beef in a good stew

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    I refuse to conform to your dated gender-normative hunk standards

    Maki Itoh is as much of a hunk as Jeff Cobb

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    I don't know who those people are, and I refuse to google them, to paraphrase Lucille Bluth

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    honoverehonovere Registered User regular
    Is all good looking beef hunky or are there differentiations?

    Like is lean beef as hunky as a nicely marbled beef as some ribeye hunk?

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    beef
    Platy wrote: »
    If it's more about the beef would that make Arnold a hunk

    Okay so maybe his head is a bit blocky for him to be a proper male super model or whatever, but I don't think there are many people who would call Arnold ugly?

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    SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
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    Is it not the combination of the two

    Isn’t this like asking if hydrogen or oxygen is more important to make water

    there is more hydrgogen than oxygen so hydrogen is more important

    Most of the mass of water comes from the oxygen though

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    beef
    I've said the word "hunk" so much in my head "hunk" no longer sounds like a word.

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    beef
    I am a big guy, but I am not a hunk. I might be a chunk? I have swole arms and legs but a dad bod torso.

    Beefiness/Hunkitude are related to bulk/muscle.

    You can be a hottie with a body without this. And you can be a Hunkmaster 5000 with max Beefswole but not attractive.

    Not that it matters, its all subjective. What I think is a Sexy Hunk might just be a Hunky dude to you.

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    beef
    I'm gonna have "HunkMaster 5000" and "Max BeefSwole" painted on each side of my 2005 Jeep Grand Cherokee Loredo.

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    looks
    Which one are you and which one is the Jeep?

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
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    Max Beefswole might be my next RPG character

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    edited June 2019
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    Juggernut wrote: »
    I'm gonna have "HunkMaster 5000" and "Max BeefSwole" painted on each side of my 2005 Jeep Grand Cherokee Loredo.

    Finally accepting the truth eh bud?

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    beef
    beef getting 69% of the vote was all i could ever dream of

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    looks
    beef getting 69% of the vote was all i could ever dream of

    nice

    wrong, but nice

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    beef
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Which one are you and which one is the Jeep?

    Both would refer to my 2005 Jeep Grand Cherokee Loredo.

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    WyvernWyvern Registered User regular
    I feel like I have seen skinny, attractive men described as hunks, but have never seen an ugly meathead type described as such. So my gut reaction is that hunkdom is defined by looks and merely connotes beef.

    However, I have little-to-no conception of masculine attractiveness, so I will defer to experts on this matter.

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    GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    beef
    Beef. It’s what’s for dinner

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    StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    beef
    I've eaten a hunk of meat before

    I ain't ever eaten no hunk of lookin' good

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    looks
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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    beef
    Xaquin wrote: »
    beef getting 69% of the vote was all i could ever dream of

    nice

    wrong, but nice

    how dare you

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    looks
    Oh I dare, I dare

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    Isn't Hunk the necksnappy guy in Resident Evil?

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    LucedesLucedes might be real Registered User regular
    looks
    hunk is an attitude
    an aesthetic
    a look

    ...a look that requires beef. i fear i have chosen the wrong option.

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    beef
    you did

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    beef
    You think you've found a group of people on the internet who are generally reasonable, and then a poll like this comes along.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    beef
    I originally said looks when this was discussed on Facebook.

    However, I've heard enough arguments in the other direction to sway my vote.

    The answer is beef.

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    looks
    I put way too much thought into this.

    I have concluded that while being hunky necessitates muscle, you don't have to be huge. It's easier to be a lean hot hunk than a swole ugly hunk.

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    Dis'Dis' Registered User regular
    beef
    The poll results give us ~30% Looks ~70% Beef.

    I agree this is the correct ratio for generation of Hunkness.

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    looks
    I feel like the best way to solve this debate is if everyone provides picture evidence of what they define as a hunk

    .... for science

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    beef
    A skinny/lean guy can be a hunk if he has enough swagger, machismo, motorcycle and leather jacket, etc. to make up for it

    The beef ain't necessary, but you gotta replace it with something of equal hunkiness

    James Dean is a good example of this - I might not describe him as a hunk myself, but I can see why someone would consider him a hunk despite his relative lack of beef

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    Mr SparklesMr Sparkles Registered User regular
    edited June 2019
    Platy wrote: »
    If it's more about the beef would that make Arnold a hunk

    Okay so maybe his head is a bit blocky for him to be a proper male super model or whatever, but I don't think there are many people who would call Arnold ugly?

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    I vote looks, because I'm idealistic.

    But Arnold lit the true path. He was average as hell.

    But he put in the hard yards. And that makes anyone hot.

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    beef
    Also if your looks aren't anything to write home about, you might just be a beefcake and not a true hunk. Small but important distinction there.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    beef
    Dis' wrote: »
    The poll results give us ~30% Looks ~70% Beef.

    I agree this is the correct ratio for generation of Hunkness.

    Honestly yeah, this works out pretty nicely.

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
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    MulysaSemproniusMulysaSempronius but also susie nyRegistered User regular
    looks
    I guess I never thought about it. I have never really called anyone a hunk, or thought of anyone as a hunk. When I think of the word, I only think of the Elvis Presley song, and he wasn't really built.

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    looks
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    No beef in there.

    Check fucking mate.

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