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Begun, the Cheese Wars Have

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    Brie
    There is a time and a place for all cheeses

    brie is just the one on this list I most want right now

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    StiltsStilts Registered User regular
    Mozzarella
    Choosing between cheddar and mozzarella was an unenviable task, because I dearly love them both

    I ended up going with mozz because it's a really versatile cheese that works extremely well in a variety of contexts

    Shout-outs to muenster and havarti, though, which are very delicious sandwich and burger cheeses

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Gorgonzola
    WHERE'S THE HALOUMI

    I have so many opinions about this poll.

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Joke option American
    the actual best cheese is cream cheese, tho

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    ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    Brie
    Maybe we needed multiple threads for this. One poll for hard cheeses, one for soft cheeses, one for weird cheeses that people have secretly looked up on Wikipedia to appear knowledgeable.

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Gorgonzola
    a whole category for "weird cheese I picked up in the offcuts bin that was really great but I can't remember what it was called and will never find again"

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    Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Proud Father House GardenerRegistered User regular
    Provolone
    I feel like I wouldn't put American cheese as a bottom tier cheese. I like provolone and baby swiss better.
    I've had cheese I've disliked on a sandwich tho, or felt like it needed to be paired with a specific thing to be palatable,
    and I feel like even the grocery store cheese product tastes fine.
    Not a fan of cream cheese, even in like lasagna or a salad for instance.

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    Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    Cheddar
    my uncle once found some blue cheese in the fridge and ate it

    except it was actually a really old piece of quiche

    he was sick for like a month and lost a lot of weight

    now he calls it the blue cheese diet

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    Brie
    Monterey Jack cheese is the most versatile cheese and it's not even on the list.

    bnet: TheStig#1787 Steam: TheStig
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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    Cheddar
    Now I want some cottage cheese

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Cheddar
    Cheddar is the most versatile.

    There's a burger place near me that does a Velveeta burger and it's amazing

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Cheddar
    Have we covered where the halloumi is yet?

    Because where the hell is the halloumi?

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    Brie
    Bucketman wrote: »
    Cheddar is the most versatile.

    There's a burger place near me that does a Velveeta burger and it's amazing

    Jack is a better platform for mixing in shit, like pepper jack.

    I'm willing to compromise and say chedderjack is the most versatile though.

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    LabelLabel Registered User regular
    Joke option Larlar.

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    LucedesLucedes might be real Registered User regular
    Gouda
    havarti is best
    god damn is havarti good

    a very sharp cheddar (i like cabot) or an interesting brie is good for snacking
    pepperjack for a versatile everyday cheese
    mozzarella for a lot of recipes
    cheesecake for dessert

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Mozzarella
    this is just to say

    I have eaten
    the cheeses
    that are not on
    this poll

    and which
    you are probably
    angry
    about missing

    Forgive me
    they were delicious
    so sweet
    and so cheesy

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    PeewiPeewi Registered User regular
    I like a lot of cheeses, but I don't like blue cheese very much.

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited July 2019
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    HermanoHermano Registered User regular
    Gorgonzola
    So is Feta not a thing in the US or what


    PSN- AHermano
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    StiltsStilts Registered User regular
    Mozzarella
    Hermano wrote: »
    So is Feta not a thing in the US or what

    Oh no, we totally have feta

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    SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Brie
    One of my favourite lunches is the "random cheese from the fancy supermarket's reduced to clear section"

    I was there on Tuesday and picked up a wedge of Brie de Meaux for £1. It's been ripening up since and should be good for lunch today with some cornish wafers, good butter and cranberry sauce.

    The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin
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    honoverehonovere Registered User regular
    edited July 2019
    Gorgonzola
    I guess Parmegiano Reggiano is not on the list because it would be such a onesided win?

    From the list I have to go with gorgonzola, because as a sauce it can elevate soma pasta from okay to heavenly.

    Also where's the Gruyere? I'm starting to doubt the scientific method of this poll.

    edit: also also: truffle pecorino!

    edit: edit: Had a artisinal spice coated soft cheese from corsica last christmas. That was amazing. Also some other really soft cheese with ash covered rind that I can't remember the name of.

    honovere on
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    bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    Swiss
    i like manchego. that's a good wine cheese

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Brie
    Hermano wrote: »
    So is Feta not a thing in the US or what

    No what's a feta with you?

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    PeasPeas Registered User regular
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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    I'm the only sane person on the forum

    Can't be, you didn't vote for gruyere.

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    Brie
    Peas wrote: »
    American cheese
    Spam
    Delicious

    On white bread?

    bnet: TheStig#1787 Steam: TheStig
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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    Cheddar
    TheStig wrote: »
    Peas wrote: »
    American cheese
    Spam
    Delicious

    On white bread?

    Well yeah, you don't want a spicy lunch

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    PeasPeas Registered User regular
    edited July 2019
    Joke option American
    TheStig wrote: »
    Peas wrote: »
    American cheese
    Spam
    Delicious

    On white bread?

    스팸 치즈 토스트 / SPAM Cheese Toast / 민씨네 토스트 / Korean Street Food

    https://youtu.be/H0qFDWc5GCk
    Duration: 5:38

    Spam Egg Burger - Korean street food
    https://youtu.be/tTFTGSEeLJk
    Duration: 3:56

    Peas on
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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Cheddar
    Cheddar only because the variety means my vote was really for “cheese”

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Bleu
    Spam is fucking good. I will defend spam until my dying day

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Mozzarella
    Spam is fine and big boy and does not need defenders because it has fuck you money.

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    Muenster
    WHERE IS HAVART- oh I made this poll

    Carry on

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    Slacker71Slacker71 subgenius RentonRegistered User regular
    Provolone
    Shut the bloody buzuki off

    https://youtu.be/zB8pbUW5n1g

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Cheddar
    re: obscure cheese, I like brunost a lot, it's one of the things my insane Norwegian uncle eats at every meal

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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Gouda
    Brunost is excellent, especially on waffles with a little jam

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Muenster
    Poll needs more juustolepia

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2019
    Bleu
    I can't believe that Pule, or Donkey Cheese, didn't make the poll.

    This is a farce!

    Raijin Quickfoot on
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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Bleu
    At $600 a pound it's priced in a way that everyone can enjoy it!

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Provolone
    Halloumi is my favorite cheese but its not on the list

    If you've never had it, its real weird and basically has a very high melting point, so you can fry it in a pan and it basically makes it into like a mozzerella cheese stick except you don't have to bread it or anything, you just throw it in a pan and you're good

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nY96jR-s-2k

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