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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Hey @Mr. G you know how you have been wanting Keanu to have non John Wick hair for once

    Bill and Ted had granted your wish
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    GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    i am speechless

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    MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    Aw man, both movies were available on streaming on Prime Video last I checked, guess they went off.

    I really should buy them on DVD.

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    MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    Well I guess I just preordered a new blu-ray release of Addams Family + Values

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    Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Hey @Mr. G you know how you have been wanting Keanu to have non John Wick hair for once

    Bill and Ted had granted your wish
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    The monkey paw exploded.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Lovin’ that beardo

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    That is so much a cosmetic beard. Like come on now.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    I’ve never felt more powerful

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    that is the realest looking beard i ever saw

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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    edited August 2019
    MegaMan001 wrote: »
    My absolute favorite part of the Addams family is how horny Gomez is for Morticia. Not only does he love her, but he is DTF with his wife at all times.
    Addams Family features one of the healthiest fictional marriages

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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    We Need to Talk About Kevin combines the hot androgynous powers of Tilda Swinton and Ezra Miller, creating dangerous levels of hot androgyny unsafe for mortal eyes

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    TynnanTynnan seldom correct, never unsure Registered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    MegaMan001 wrote: »
    My absolute favorite part of the Addams family is how horny Gomez is for Morticia. Not only does he love her, but he is DTF with his wife at all times.
    Addams Family features one of the healthiest fictional marriages

    Also Marge and Norm Gunderson from the film, Fargo

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Fishman wrote: »
    Brolo wrote: »


    why did I waste my money on all these damn marvel films when I could have been watching this

    the best thing about this scene

    is one of those barrel shield formations don't clear the wall and just DONK off it

    The movie is Bahubaali 2. Bahubaali and its sequel are both incredible.

    If you haven't ever watched Bahubaali you've definitely missed a thing. It's well worth a watch.

    I need to know what this film is called, apparently from the same director.

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Fishman wrote: »
    Brolo wrote: »


    why did I waste my money on all these damn marvel films when I could have been watching this

    the best thing about this scene

    is one of those barrel shield formations don't clear the wall and just DONK off it

    The movie is Bahubaali 2. Bahubaali and its sequel are both incredible.

    If you haven't ever watched Bahubaali you've definitely missed a thing. It's well worth a watch.

    I need to know what this film is called, apparently from the same director.


    eega/fly

    it was on netflix recently

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    and it might still be

    it rules

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    Medium DaveMedium Dave Registered User regular
    and it might still be

    it rules
    It sadly is not but it does super rule.

    Justwatch shows it on a couple of services I've never heard of and then to purchase on the usual ones.

    Be warned, the fly stuff starts like an hour in so you might be a little worried you are watching the wrong movie.

    YOU ARE NOT.

    Great villain intro, you're down to hate this guy, like a fun hate, from his first introduction.

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Why does our Hollywood suck and is bad but Bollywood is great and incredible?

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    It was the fly, I tell you! The fly!

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited August 2019
    I watched Blade for the first time tonight

    That is one of those movies that is a time period captured in amber. The action wasn’t exactly The Matrix, but it had lots of spin kicks and lots of unexpected head explosions too, which means it ruled

    Now onto Blade 2

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    TheBlackWindTheBlackWind Registered User regular
    Eega is streaming on Prime and it whips.

    PAD ID - 328,762,218
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    FawstFawst The road to awe.Registered User regular
    Fuckin hell, I can’t hear mention of Blade 2 and NOT think about the god damn AICN review.

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    Olivaw wrote: »
    Now onto Blade 2

    Enjoy the pothead version of Norman Reedus, or as a former co-worker described him, 'My Half-Baked-Dirtbag-Baby-Daddy.'

    She would also refer to Reedus as 'My White-Trash-Baby-Daddy,' when The Walking Dead achieved significant popularity.

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    MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    That first Blade is still my favorite almost entirely due to how much fun Stephen Dorff is as Deacon Frost

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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    Fawst wrote: »
    Fuckin hell, I can’t hear mention of Blade 2 and NOT think about the god damn AICN review.
    Sure we all have internet brain poisoning, but also, feral hogs

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    i feel sometimes like i am the only person alive who really dislikes blade ii: bloodhunt

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    I no longer remember which things happened in the subsequent blades.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Maddoc wrote: »
    That first Blade is still my favorite almost entirely due to how much fun Stephen Dorff is as Deacon Frost

    Stephen Dorff is hilarious as Frost. Like the most Yuppie dickhead he can be. And some mother fuckers always trying to ice skate up hill.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    i feel sometimes like i am the only person alive who really dislikes blade ii: bloodhunt

    all the reasons I like it is because it's stupid

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
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    ArchangleArchangle Registered User regular
    edited August 2019
    Donnicton wrote: »
    Blake T wrote: »
    Terminator 2 was the better movie, but I really liked The Terminator more. It was just a tighter story, and it being just human vs machine just made everything feel so much more intense.

    Terminator also has a tighter story because it’s a closed loop time travel story, whereas T2 changes the future

    Yeah but if we didn't leave it open ended then how would we have gotten the Universal Studios ride with the giant T-1,000,000 liquid metal spider? (this really was an actual thing, even got to ride it once!)

    Why's it always a giant spider what is it with people and spiders were spiders really big once is this a primal fear thing regarding the spiders the size of bears that went extinct fifty thousand years ago probably I guess right

    There was a writer in hollywood that loved giant spiders and tried to fit them in everything.
    He wasn't a writer, that was producer Jon Peters who was infamously featured in Kevin Smith's story about being approached to write a Superman script.

    Peters is an interesting story in that he started as a Barbra Streisand's hairdresser and rose to the head of Sony Pictures, but he was by most accounts a collosal asshole with a very few specific set pieces that he tried to shoehorn into every movie with which he came into contact.

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Mysst wrote: »
    i feel sometimes like i am the only person alive who really dislikes blade ii: bloodhunt

    all the reasons I like it is because it's stupid

    when the hell has being stupid been a roadblock to my enjoyment tho

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    MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    We all know you only appreciate sophisticated, high brow cinema

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    finally getting the inverse of "you only like bad things" did not end up feeling as good as i had imagined

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Anyway, any of you seen Support The Girls? It’s so good and no one’s talking about it!

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Um perhaps you should read the forums more often because I’ve specifically seen our very own @Blankzilla talk about and enthusiastically recommend that movie!

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Oh you’re right, thanks @Blankzilla for spreading the word about this very good movie when no one else would!

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Hell yeah I love that shit

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Yes, yes, let's all thank Blankzilla for Support the Girls.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    edited August 2019
    blank i can take very specific revenge on you in san antonio

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    edited August 2019
    The best part is I still haven't actually watched that movie yet

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