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KRANCH [bad food]

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    Dirtyboy wrote: »
    Bovril sounds like an off-brand medication.

    It's a beefy version of marmite/Vegemite. It's true purpose is to make a hot beef drink, but I only ever have it on toast.

    The only person I know who's actually drunk it is my grandad, who had to stay in a children's home during WW2 while his dad was off fighting. My grandad had Bovril drink for 2 meals a day every day during the war. He does not review it highly.

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    DirtyboyDirtyboy Registered User regular
    The Red Rooster Double Bacon Mama Burger Review (11 mins)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_P0Igz8Gqk4

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Dirtyboy wrote: »
    Bovril sounds like an off-brand medication.

    It's a beefy version of marmite/Vegemite. It's true purpose is to make a hot beef drink, but I only ever have it on toast.

    The only person I know who's actually drunk it is my grandad, who had to stay in a children's home during WW2 while his dad was off fighting. My grandad had Bovril drink for 2 meals a day every day during the war. He does not review it highly.

    You can, however, use it as a stock base for slow-cooking beef (you can also use vegemite, marmite, or black miso). I don't tend to keep beef stock around because I rarely cook large quantities of meat, so having toast spreads which serve double duty saves on effort and kitchen space.

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    TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    Sorce wrote: »
    Sorce wrote: »
    Don't forget guys, it's the time of year where Wendy's is selling their Frosty Tags.

    $2 gets you a keychain tag for unlimited Frosty Jrs. for a year. Money goes to support the Wendy's adoption charity.

    I'm sorry what!?
    I didn't stutter.

    Though there is probably a "1 per transaction" limit or something.
    That is a way better deal than the one they had last year. You got a coupon book good for 5 free frosties, but only good from December through February, AKA the least frosty friendly time of the year.

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Hello I just bought a 1 pound bag of Lemon Starburst because I want death to rocket ever closer

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Mutton and lamb was deeply haram in my family for similar reasons

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    BlankZoe wrote: »
    Hello I just bought a 1 pound bag of Lemon Starburst because I want death to rocket ever closer

    Yellow is the best starburst don't at me

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Why would anyone try to talk you out of eating garbage

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    BlankZoe wrote: »
    Hello I just bought a 1 pound bag of Lemon Starburst because I want death to rocket ever closer

    Yellow is the best starburst don't at me
    Oh 100%

    I only eat the yellow and orange, the rest get given to other folks

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    Lidl is now selling lebkuchen in catering size bags and this will be the end of me

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    StiltsStilts Registered User regular
    edited November 2019
    BlankZoe wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    BlankZoe wrote: »
    Hello I just bought a 1 pound bag of Lemon Starburst because I want death to rocket ever closer

    Yellow is the best starburst don't at me
    Oh 100%

    I only eat the yellow and orange, the rest get given to other folks

    I’m so glad there are others who understand

    My Citrus Siblings

    Stilts on
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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    Lidl is now selling lebkuchen in catering size bags and this will be the end of me

    I googled this and hey I'd eat some lebkuchen hell yeah

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Give me all the Starburst

    jellybeans

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    I'll eat all the red and pink Starbursts you poor misguided folks aren't eating.

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    I'll eat every starburst I'm not a starburstist.

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    AtomicTofuAtomicTofu She's a straight-up supervillain, yo Registered User regular
    Starburst are good but Hi-Chew is where it's at

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    I like blu chew. I mean a lot. I was surprised at my reaction

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    AtomicTofu wrote: »
    Starburst are good but Hi-Chew is where it's at
    I do love Citrus Hi-Chew but the only place in town that sells the kind with the flavors I like is the fancy candy store in the mall

    The default Hi-Chew has nothing for me

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    OptyOpty Registered User regular
    I used to like Starburst but like 5 years ago they changed their recipe and said new recipe makes it feel like the moisture is being sucked out of my mouth while I'm eating one

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    MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    Opty wrote: »
    I used to like Starburst but like 5 years ago they changed their recipe and said new recipe makes it feel like the moisture is being sucked out of my mouth while I'm eating one

    It's your teeth going into starburst, like tiny Moyas.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    AtomicTofu wrote: »
    Starburst are good but Hi-Chew is where it's at

    We always make sure to check out the hi chew section at our Japanese grocery.

    They regularly have weird limited edition flavours.

    My wife got Salmon hi chews a while ago, they were... very accurate

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    jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
    It's that time again

    https://youtu.be/A2VAN7PtQW0

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    Commander ZoomCommander Zoom Registered User regular
    no

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    That is honestly probably better than you think.

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    That is honestly probably better than you think.

    So probably a negative 49 out of 10 instead of negative 50

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    jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
    I once had a bacon and Nutella-stuffed deep fried pickle at a fair and it wasn't bad, but the smoke flavor of the bacon was overwhelming and it was also too salty.

    Replace the bacon with caramel and peanuts? Yeah, that sound like it'd be delicious.

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    I actually think that thing would be tasty.

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    V1mV1m Registered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    That is honestly probably better than you think.

    It couldn't be worse

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    GrisloGrislo Registered User regular
    Look at ya'll, like you don't dip your candy bars in vinegar when no one's looking. Lah-di-dah!

    This post was sponsored by Tom Cruise.
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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Um? Police? Arrest this criminal?

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    Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Proud Father House GardenerRegistered User regular
    Made some pretty burgers and veggies in some skillets today.
    Used that burger fat on the veggies when I was done and letting it cook on low heat and it turned out well.

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Juggernut wrote: »
    Um? Police? Arrest this criminal?

    More like jugger-narc

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    My Lemon Starburst somehow arrived early

    I have the evening home alone

    Pray for me, for death awaits

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    The Escape GoatThe Escape Goat incorrigible ruminant they/themRegistered User regular
    the only correct way to eat starburst is to take one of each flavor and jam them all into your mouth at once like the animal you know you are

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    LuvTheMonkeyLuvTheMonkey High Sierra Serenade Registered User regular
    I shall join you with my package of Twizzlers Sour Mini Twists

    Molten variables hiss and roar. On my mind-forge, I hammer them into the greatsword Epistemology. Many are my foes this night.
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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    BlankZoe wrote: »
    My Lemon Starburst somehow arrived early

    I have the evening home alone

    Pray for me, for death awaits

    Hopefully you don't get sick of them. That'd be the worst case scenario.

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    Juggernut wrote: »
    Um? Police? Arrest this criminal?

    More like jugger-narc

    I'd sell each and every one of you out for a Bojangles seasoned fries coupon.

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    The Escape GoatThe Escape Goat incorrigible ruminant they/themRegistered User regular
    Juggernut wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    Juggernut wrote: »
    Um? Police? Arrest this criminal?

    More like jugger-narc

    I'd sell each and every one of you out for a Bojangles seasoned fries coupon.

    getting the fries over bo rounds? for shame

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    BlankZoe wrote: »
    My Lemon Starburst somehow arrived early

    I have the evening home alone

    Pray for me, for death awaits
    Update:

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    My time has come

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