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  • cursedkingcursedking Registered User regular
    edited September 15
    klemming wrote: »

    I wonder how many ribs he broke?

    Like, ALL of them? Or more than that?

    Luckily the pommel horse has a large cross section, so the force would be fairly distributed. Had to at least bruise or crack a few though. I'd say the most likely break would be his sternum.

    He bruised the shit out of his chest, apparently
    SYRACUSE, N.Y. -- Brian Meeker, the National Sports Festival's all-around gymnastics champion, was hospitalized overnight with minor injuries after slamming chest-first into the long horse on a vaulting attempt Tuesday.

    After taking X-rays and an electrocardiogram of Meeker, 21, of Edina, Minn., doctors at Crouse-Irving Memorial Hospital said the youth had suffered only minor swelling of the chest and neck.

    Meeker was attempting his second vault in the individual events competition when he slammed his chest into the edge of the padded horse the gymnasts vault over. He was among the leaders in the vault, parallel bars and horizontal bar when he was forced out of the competition.

    'He's fine, he's just got a little bit of swelling,' said West squad gymnastics coach Rusty Mitchell. 'There was no severe damage and he will be back in full swing in a few weeks.'


    haha, 39 years later he seems to have a good humor about it

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  • BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
    edited September 15
    cursedking wrote: »
    klemming wrote: »

    I wonder how many ribs he broke?

    Like, ALL of them? Or more than that?

    Luckily the pommel horse has a large cross section, so the force would be fairly distributed. Had to at least bruise or crack a few though. I'd say the most likely break would be his sternum.

    He bruised the shit out of his chest, apparently
    SYRACUSE, N.Y. -- Brian Meeker, the National Sports Festival's all-around gymnastics champion, was hospitalized overnight with minor injuries after slamming chest-first into the long horse on a vaulting attempt Tuesday.

    After taking X-rays and an electrocardiogram of Meeker, 21, of Edina, Minn., doctors at Crouse-Irving Memorial Hospital said the youth had suffered only minor swelling of the chest and neck.

    Meeker was attempting his second vault in the individual events competition when he slammed his chest into the edge of the padded horse the gymnasts vault over. He was among the leaders in the vault, parallel bars and horizontal bar when he was forced out of the competition.

    'He's fine, he's just got a little bit of swelling,' said West squad gymnastics coach Rusty Mitchell. 'There was no severe damage and he will be back in full swing in a few weeks.'

    The human body is an amazingly resilient machine.

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  • cursedkingcursedking Registered User regular
    it's worth it to click through that tweet to the actual video for the crowd OHHHHHHHH

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  • LuvTheMonkeyLuvTheMonkey High Sierra Serenade Registered User regular

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  • cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    This is a SFW board, Luv.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    thiccaroni and cheese

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  • GvzbgulGvzbgul Ask me about my scrotalist agenda Registered User regular
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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    The human body is an amazingly resilient machine.

    Until it's not.

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  • SkeithSkeith Registered User regular
    Herding dog v. water dog.

    mts wrote: »
    heres how i see it being a total win situation for you
    1. stay with your wife while she dog sits. this wins husband points since she knows its out of your comfort zone
    2. have sex all over her friends house so that the next time you see her friend look at you condescendingly, you can wink back knowing you did the freaky deaky where she eats her cheerios.
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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    cursedking wrote: »
    klemming wrote: »

    I wonder how many ribs he broke?

    Like, ALL of them? Or more than that?

    Luckily the pommel horse has a large cross section, so the force would be fairly distributed. Had to at least bruise or crack a few though. I'd say the most likely break would be his sternum.

    He bruised the shit out of his chest, apparently
    SYRACUSE, N.Y. -- Brian Meeker, the National Sports Festival's all-around gymnastics champion, was hospitalized overnight with minor injuries after slamming chest-first into the long horse on a vaulting attempt Tuesday.

    After taking X-rays and an electrocardiogram of Meeker, 21, of Edina, Minn., doctors at Crouse-Irving Memorial Hospital said the youth had suffered only minor swelling of the chest and neck.

    Meeker was attempting his second vault in the individual events competition when he slammed his chest into the edge of the padded horse the gymnasts vault over. He was among the leaders in the vault, parallel bars and horizontal bar when he was forced out of the competition.

    'He's fine, he's just got a little bit of swelling,' said West squad gymnastics coach Rusty Mitchell. 'There was no severe damage and he will be back in full swing in a few weeks.'


    haha, 39 years later he seems to have a good humor about it


    Apparently he made the Olympic team with his next tries, so yeah.

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  • klemmingklemming Registered User regular
    People try to tell you that trees grow in the ground, they're lying:

    Nobody remembers the singer. The song remains.
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  • JedocJedoc Bringing the past to life so we can beat it to death with a shovelRegistered User regular
    Bullshit. That's clearly CGI.

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  • klemmingklemming Registered User regular

    "Okay, what was Step 2?"

    Nobody remembers the singer. The song remains.
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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    klemming wrote: »
    "Okay, what was Step 2?"
    STEP THREE IS PROFIT!



  • klemmingklemming Registered User regular

    "Look, you can just go around the tree- oh, never mind."

    Nobody remembers the singer. The song remains.
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  • JedocJedoc Bringing the past to life so we can beat it to death with a shovelRegistered User regular
    Hell yeah, get that tree. That tree knows what it did.

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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular

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  • klemmingklemming Registered User regular
    The migration of the majestic Montana Tumbleweed:

    Nobody remembers the singer. The song remains.
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  • DaimarDaimar A Million Feet Tall of Awesome Registered User regular
    Whoever was filming those tumbleweed was the same cameraman on the Jason Bourne films.

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  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    Daimar wrote: »
    Whoever was filming those tumbleweed was the same cameraman on the Jason Bourne films.

    They're about to be devoured by a swarm of wild North American tumbleweed, show a little respect.

    Ringo wrote: »
    Well except what see317 said. That guy's always wrong.
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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    klemming wrote: »
    The migration of the majestic Montana Tumbleweed:

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    klemming wrote: »
    The migration of the majestic Montana Tumbleweed:

    RUNNIN' IN THE 90s

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    Daimar wrote: »
    Whoever was filming those tumbleweed was the same cameraman on the Jason Bourne films.

    in wind like that it's hard not to! wyoming gets like hurricane force winds sometimes during storms, especially blizzards, it's no joke!

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  • JedocJedoc Bringing the past to life so we can beat it to death with a shovelRegistered User regular
    Well, yeah. There's nothing funny in or about Wyoming.
    Please note that as a native New Mexican I still have my Alliance Of Small Square Dry States card, so I'm allowed to make this joke.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Well, yeah. There's nothing funny in or about Wyoming.
    Please note that as a native New Mexican I still have my Alliance Of Small Square Dry States card, so I'm allowed to make this joke.

    my favorite square state joke is "why is there so much wind in wyoming? because utah sucks and nebraska blows."

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Well, yeah. There's nothing funny in or about Wyoming.
    Please note that as a native New Mexican I still have my Alliance Of Small Square Dry States card, so I'm allowed to make this joke.

    my favorite square state joke is "why is there so much wind in wyoming? because utah sucks and nebraska blows."

    jackson hole was cool, then it got gentrified to shit

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  • SyngyneSyngyne Registered User regular
    klemming wrote: »
    The migration of the majestic Montana Tumbleweed:

    It's all fun and games until they run out of tumble

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  • JedocJedoc Bringing the past to life so we can beat it to death with a shovelRegistered User regular
    Quiet, you fools! Tumbleweeds are our good peaceful neighbors, and I won't have a word spoken against them.

    In case they hear you.

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  • SkeithSkeith Registered User regular
    Grafting 101.



    It's plastic wrap, not tape. Has to be the same kind of fruit (citrus to citrus and such) else it won't take.

    mts wrote: »
    heres how i see it being a total win situation for you
    1. stay with your wife while she dog sits. this wins husband points since she knows its out of your comfort zone
    2. have sex all over her friends house so that the next time you see her friend look at you condescendingly, you can wink back knowing you did the freaky deaky where she eats her cheerios.
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  • Typhoid MannyTyphoid Manny Registered User regular


    we might as well surrender right now, no one can withstand this power

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    awwwwwwww!
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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Well, yeah. There's nothing funny in or about Wyoming.
    Please note that as a native New Mexican I still have my Alliance Of Small Square Dry States card, so I'm allowed to make this joke.

    my favorite square state joke is "why is there so much wind in wyoming? because utah sucks and nebraska blows."

    jackson hole was cool, then it got gentrified to shit

    jackson is both the wealthiest county in wyoming, and one of worst counties in the country for wealth inequality! weird huh?

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    how do you not die doing that I wonder

    I've been pretty scraped up from 8' waves =p

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  • notyanotya Registered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    how do you not die doing that I wonder

    I've been pretty scraped up from 8' waves =p

    Yeah, I don't really get it either. Wave still has plenty of churning energy after it crashes behind you.

    Xaquin
  • SkeithSkeith Registered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    how do you not die doing that I wonder

    I've been pretty scraped up from 8' waves =p

    Sometimes you do. Big waves like that can keep you under for like two minutes, and if it's a rocky bottom you might get conked on the head.

    mts wrote: »
    heres how i see it being a total win situation for you
    1. stay with your wife while she dog sits. this wins husband points since she knows its out of your comfort zone
    2. have sex all over her friends house so that the next time you see her friend look at you condescendingly, you can wink back knowing you did the freaky deaky where she eats her cheerios.
  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    of all the many stupid things I've done, probably the closest I've actually been to death was taking a near-neck-breaking header from a large wave.
    I really should not have walked away from that.

  • klemmingklemming Registered User regular

    Nobody remembers the singer. The song remains.
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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    I see your rain shake.



    And I raise you rain attack doggie!



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  • SkeithSkeith Registered User regular
    I think that's the second time I've seen a Rottie without a docked tail.

    mts wrote: »
    heres how i see it being a total win situation for you
    1. stay with your wife while she dog sits. this wins husband points since she knows its out of your comfort zone
    2. have sex all over her friends house so that the next time you see her friend look at you condescendingly, you can wink back knowing you did the freaky deaky where she eats her cheerios.
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