You ever look at somebody and wonder how they made it to adulthood without losing a limb? That's what I'm getting from that gif. Sound on this one by the way.
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Donovan PuppyfuckerA dagger in the dark isworth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered Userregular
A shitload of gifs, lots of fun papercraft, and jokes:
what i love about this is how it's just a wall that goes to the ceiling. Like, what's the end goal here, anyway? What are you going to do up there, spider-cat?
Just this week I learned that the concept of comically misinterpreting song lyrics into something else that mostly makes sense but is silly/funny, has a name
they're called mondegreens! (named after the first recorded instance of the phenomenon)
Facing intense heat which can blister the skin just by being close in proximity to it, the geologists usually just wear boots, insulated gloves, long sleeves and a sun-shading hat to protect them from the volcanic eruptions.
The scientists, from the Hawaiian Volcano Observatory (HVO), can only spend just 20 seconds scooping the burning orange out at a time because of the danger involved.
I used to housesit for my grandparents, who had what I'm pretty sure what some kind of part-Pom mixbreed. It was a rescue and they're pretty sure it was abused because it hated any guy that wasn't my grandpa (and if you put a ballcap on, it would go absolutely batshit)
Anyway, I saw the dog a lot and it recognized and tolerated me, but clearly didn't like me. It knew where in the house I was when I stayed over to housesit because it would usually sleep in the same room, but without fail it would make no effort to wake me up in the morning when it had to go to the bathroom. Instead it would just relieve itself wherever in the house it felt like (usually on the carpet 2 feet away from the tile). This never, ever happened when my grandparents were there.
The "best" time was when I woke up to a truly evil stench and found the worst dog diarrhea I could have imagined, all over the carpet (again, mere feet from the much easier to clean tile). It had obviously been there just long enough to dry, but not long enough for the smell to dissipate. Cleaning that up was the closest I ever came to throwing up from poop, and to be honest it makes me gag a little just thinking about it now.
There's no point to this story, except that I sure wish I'd had a suit like that geologist to deal with it.
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Shortytouching the meatIntergalactic Cool CourtRegistered Userregular
I unironically think gas masks, or at least respirators, should be part of your basic household kit for all kinds of reasons and cleaning up stuff like that is one of them
I unironically think gas masks, or at least respirators, should be part of your basic household kit for all kinds of reasons and cleaning up stuff like that is one of them
I unironically think gas masks, or at least respirators, should be part of your basic household kit for all kinds of reasons and cleaning up stuff like that is one of them
at the risk of becoming army story guy: the barracks dishwasher broke, yet the light went on when you pressed it, so every morning whoever was cleaning the kitchen would simply go "oh, dirty dishes in here" and turn it on. Repeat until we go for the long summer Leave. So when we get back, the stuff inside that dishwasher had been growing there for maybe two months. I could swear I heard it snarling at me.
Eventually two guys gathered every cleaning product with a warning label we could find, put on gas masks, and brought a rifle in case whatever in there started fighting back.
I unironically think gas masks, or at least respirators, should be part of your basic household kit for all kinds of reasons and cleaning up stuff like that is one of them
wait do respirators filter out the smell of poop?
filters filter everything, that's what a filter does!
I unironically think gas masks, or at least respirators, should be part of your basic household kit for all kinds of reasons and cleaning up stuff like that is one of them
wait do respirators filter out the smell of poop?
filters filter everything, that's what a filter does!
Smell is via airborne particles of whatever you're smelling entering your nose.
If you're filtering stuff out of the air, that's going to filter out the smell, too.
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This prevailing attitude towards courting injury is the primary reason I was content to spend the majority of my childhood indoors reading.
What's he going to do about it?
Well now I'm sad
It's the gif that keeps on giving.
https://imgur.com/gallery/vFko3q7
what i love about this is how it's just a wall that goes to the ceiling. Like, what's the end goal here, anyway? What are you going to do up there, spider-cat?
If you want a domesticated animal that will charge a dangerous outsider entity you need to get yourself a dachshund.
Just this week I learned that the concept of comically misinterpreting song lyrics into something else that mostly makes sense but is silly/funny, has a name
they're called mondegreens! (named after the first recorded instance of the phenomenon)
very fun and cool
How about a Foo Dog?
Put them together, though...
Geologists
Also apparently those are just regular ass pants and a long sleeve top
more than necessary
Anyway, I saw the dog a lot and it recognized and tolerated me, but clearly didn't like me. It knew where in the house I was when I stayed over to housesit because it would usually sleep in the same room, but without fail it would make no effort to wake me up in the morning when it had to go to the bathroom. Instead it would just relieve itself wherever in the house it felt like (usually on the carpet 2 feet away from the tile). This never, ever happened when my grandparents were there.
The "best" time was when I woke up to a truly evil stench and found the worst dog diarrhea I could have imagined, all over the carpet (again, mere feet from the much easier to clean tile). It had obviously been there just long enough to dry, but not long enough for the smell to dissipate. Cleaning that up was the closest I ever came to throwing up from poop, and to be honest it makes me gag a little just thinking about it now.
There's no point to this story, except that I sure wish I'd had a suit like that geologist to deal with it.
wait do respirators filter out the smell of poop?
Eventually two guys gathered every cleaning product with a warning label we could find, put on gas masks, and brought a rifle in case whatever in there started fighting back.
Gas masks are indeed a useful household item.
Thor is a pretty cool dad.
https://www.nrk.no/kultur/xl/anmeldelse_-deichman-bjorvika-1.15050036
filters filter everything, that's what a filter does!
I'm not sure the science behind this is sound
If you're filtering stuff out of the air, that's going to filter out the smell, too.