Way back sometime shortly after they released the Fire Emblem in the states (The Blazing Blade, just known as "Fire Emblem"), when I was far more motivated to engage in pointless artistic exercises, I made an animated gif of a combat scene from that game-- a mage (Erk, I think?) doing battle with one of the generic enemy pikemen, only this one was named Jim. I feigned the boss-battle dialog, and Jim introduced himself through song:
"My name is Jim, Jim, Jim, yes I'm Jim the Javeliner!
I throw my javelin, and then go home for dinner!
The two of us will fight but only I will be the winner!
I'm Jiiiiiiiiiiim!
... the Javeliner!"
At this point the mage started to wind up for a critical hit, except that I edited it to charge up about 400% more energy than the original version of the animation did, and when the mage tried to fire it off he just exploded in place. Gone. Annihilated.
A couple beats passed.
And Jim did a little Final Fantasy victory dance where he flipped back and forth between the first and second sprites in the "throw javelin" animation for generic enemy pikemen.
It had about the same energy as that guy does at the end.
My favorite musical instrument is the air-raid siren.
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#pipeCocky Stride, Musky odoursPope of Chili TownRegistered Userregular
How long until we start giving out oscars for actors that act like dead or older celebrities in movies and then have those celebrities faces and voices pasted on top of them
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"My name is Jim, Jim, Jim, yes I'm Jim the Javeliner!
I throw my javelin, and then go home for dinner!
The two of us will fight but only I will be the winner!
I'm Jiiiiiiiiiiim!
... the Javeliner!"
At this point the mage started to wind up for a critical hit, except that I edited it to charge up about 400% more energy than the original version of the animation did, and when the mage tried to fire it off he just exploded in place. Gone. Annihilated.
A couple beats passed.
And Jim did a little Final Fantasy victory dance where he flipped back and forth between the first and second sprites in the "throw javelin" animation for generic enemy pikemen.
It had about the same energy as that guy does at the end.
His body is so uncanny, the way it flares out at the ribs there
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Lats. He does a SHITLOAD of pullups.
I was like "if I just fucking book it and don't spend enough time on a section for the swinging to mess with me..."
so I sprinted right across it, one foot on each segment
I made it, but ate shit off the platform at the end because I had picked up too much speed and when I stopped, my upper body kept going.
Pff. They didn't even unsheath/resheath it.
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
I thought I was awake but I must be asleep because you can't have nightmares while awake right?
edit- I kinda want to try this the next time I cook something that develops a layer of grease.
Starcraft?
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You do know the Asiatic Black Bear is native to Korea, yes?
You're gonna get fucking wrecked.
Yep, only reason it went up is because it got scared by the other one.
they also did exactly what they should've done in that scenario, which is nothing
that bear was cornered, so if they made noise like you should normally do to keep a lone bear away, it might've gotten scared and attacked
1) This is amazing.
2) That cat is going to murder someone. There will be blood.