Penny Arcade - Comic - Virginity

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Penny Arcade - Comic - Virginity

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I really like margaritas.

That's why I never go anywhere near them.

Commander Zoom

I'd be perfectly fine with a giant virgin margarita or daiquiri.
The alcohol adds little or nothing for me. I want the sugary and/or slushy strawberry or lime juice.

Quid

I love the taste of tequila.

bsctgod

This comic is better when you're nibblin' on spongecake, watchin' the sun bake.

dennis

Quid wrote: »

I love the taste of tequila.

Same here, at least when it's in combination with the lime/cointreau. If that tequila flavor doesn't shine through, I miss it. Which is why I don't really go for the blended/flavored ones. Both the added flavors, and the numbing effect of the ice tend to dull the flavor for me.

Zomagic

I always die a little inside, when I see someone consuming a head-sized margarita alone. Those cups were originally a novelty made for sharing. That's not a margarita, it's like... four margaritas.

Watching someone drink one of those alone feels a little to me like watching someone eat three courses at a nice restaurant all by themselves. Like... don't you have one friend?

Quid

I do have a friend. They're drinking from their four margarita cup while we each eat three courses.

Zenigata

Zomagic wrote: »

I always die a little inside, when I see someone consuming a head-sized margarita alone. Those cups were originally a novelty made for sharing. That's not a margarita, it's like... four margaritas.

Watching someone drink one of those alone feels a little to me like watching someone eat three courses at a nice restaurant all by themselves. Like... don't you have one friend?

As someone who has dined at a nice restaurant alone, others are too busy, don't want to eat where I want to eat, and don't want to pay the price.

It is "funny" to me how alcoholism is always such a punchline...DAE blackouts and hangovers?

zepherin

This is the first comic in a while to have a punchline that just had me cackling like a maniac. Usually it's the smart chuckle, this one got me.

tastydonuts

Zomagic wrote: »

I always die a little inside, when I see someone consuming a head-sized margarita alone. Those cups were originally a novelty made for sharing. That's not a margarita, it's like... four margaritas.

Watching someone drink one of those alone feels a little to me like watching someone eat three courses at a nice restaurant all by themselves. Like... don't you have one friend?

I die a little inside when I see four people consuming a head-sized margarita. Why couldn't they just buy four margaritas instead of sharing each other's backwash and assorted oral flora?

Might as well be doing this:

marsilies

Who knew that Gabe was a Girl Drink Drunk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C4TGGtPzBU

Smrtnik

tastydonuts wrote: »

Zomagic wrote: »

I always die a little inside, when I see someone consuming a head-sized margarita alone. Those cups were originally a novelty made for sharing. That's not a margarita, it's like... four margaritas.

Watching someone drink one of those alone feels a little to me like watching someone eat three courses at a nice restaurant all by themselves. Like... don't you have one friend?

I die a little inside when I see four people consuming a head-sized margarita. Why couldn't they just buy four margaritas instead of sharing each other's backwash and assorted oral flora?

Might as well be doing this:

Wait until you see what they are doing after the restaurant...

Cambiata

Zomagic wrote: »

I always die a little inside, when I see someone consuming a head-sized margarita alone. Those cups were originally a novelty made for sharing. That's not a margarita, it's like... four margaritas.

Watching someone drink one of those alone feels a little to me like watching someone eat three courses at a nice restaurant all by themselves. Like... don't you have one friend?

Recently I read a story (on reddit, I think) where someone's friend went to a bar and got a cocktail as an adult for the first time and thought they were being cheated because of how small it was. That's when that friend found out that cocktails are not 34oz affairs, their family just drank them that way on account of being alcoholics.

dennis

Zomagic wrote: »

I always die a little inside, when I see someone consuming a head-sized margarita alone. Those cups were originally a novelty made for sharing. That's not a margarita, it's like... four margaritas.

Watching someone drink one of those alone feels a little to me like watching someone eat three courses at a nice restaurant all by themselves. Like... don't you have one friend?

THE MARGARITA IS THE ONLY FRIEND I NEED.

*gluggluglug*

BARTENDER, ANOTHER FRIEND PLEASE!

Raiju

I don't trust any drinks that come in bowl or bowl-like form.

doompooky

Raiju wrote: »

I don't trust any drinks that come in bowl or bowl-like form.

Even toilets, or toilet bowl-like drinks? You're the weirdest dog I've ever seen.

Zomagic

tastydonuts wrote: »

Zomagic wrote: »

I always die a little inside, when I see someone consuming a head-sized margarita alone. Those cups were originally a novelty made for sharing. That's not a margarita, it's like... four margaritas.

Watching someone drink one of those alone feels a little to me like watching someone eat three courses at a nice restaurant all by themselves. Like... don't you have one friend?

I die a little inside when I see four people consuming a head-sized margarita. Why couldn't they just buy four margaritas instead of sharing each other's backwash and assorted oral flora?

Might as well be doing this:

I mean that's also valid, I wouldn't feel comfortable with a big shared margarita either, but different people have fun in different ways.

On the other hand, I guess it'd be fine with someone I regularly mouth-kiss. On the other-other hand, the guy that describes for me right now doesn't drink alcohol on account of a family full of alcoholism.

Okay yeah, I'm with you.

fightinfilipino

i'm gonna start calling alcoholic drinks as drinks that fuck

Thanatosia

It somehow never occured to me before that we divide drinks into virgin vs non-virgin based on rather they are capable of fucking you up. Makes sense.

shadowysea07

Definitely signs pointing towards alcoholism.

shadowysea07

I'm with comanderzoom on the drinks.

Sorce

Thanatosia wrote: »

It somehow never occured to me before that we divide drinks into virgin vs non-virgin based on rather they are capable of fucking you up. Makes sense.

Also remember, they're called soft drinks because they don't have hard liquor.

Rhesus Positive

Sorce wrote: »

Thanatosia wrote: »

It somehow never occured to me before that we divide drinks into virgin vs non-virgin based on rather they are capable of fucking you up. Makes sense.

Also remember, they're called soft drinks because they don't have hard liquor.

So technically, beer is a soft drink

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