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His Dark Materials Movie

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    His Dark Materials kicks Narnia's ass seven ways to Sunday.

    Panserbjorn are so much cooler than any ripoff they put in the Narnia movie (never saw it anyway).

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  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Franko wrote: »
    I can't wait till Colbert makes good publicity for this movie by talking shit about it

    It does feature two of his pet peeves; attacks on Christianity, and Bears.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    SA wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    is this narnia?

    thats what i was thinking at first.

    Its not though.

    it's better


    YEAH I SAID IT

    FUCK NARNIA
    yeah fuck narnia

    its so unbelievable

    as if they'd live there for like ten years

    and not fuck each other

    Faricazy on
  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    His Dark Materials kicks Narnia's ass seven ways to Sunday.

    Panserbjorn are so much cooler than any ripoff they put in the Narnia movie (never saw it anyway).

    let's do it and never stop

    except to feed a turtle

    Skull Man on
  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    You didn't miss much, Primus.

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  • SASA Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Geebs61 wrote: »
    SA wrote: »
    I'm going to write a book about a space god and how Earth was an ancient penal colony for souls. I'll then turn this book into a religion.

    I'll join.

    I'll even pay money to join.

    Sweet. Lets go to Hollywood and recruit actors.

    High five!

    SA on
    WoW: Revash (Cho'Gall)
    3DS: 5241-1953-7031
  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    SA wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    is this narnia?

    thats what i was thinking at first.

    Its not though.

    it's better


    YEAH I SAID IT

    FUCK NARNIA
    yeah fuck narnia

    its so unbelievable

    as if they'd live there for like ten years

    and not fuck each other


    According to the fan-fic community, you're right to accuse them of incest.



    Very right.

    Metzger Meister on
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    SA wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    is this narnia?

    thats what i was thinking at first.

    Its not though.

    it's better


    YEAH I SAID IT

    FUCK NARNIA
    yeah fuck narnia

    its so unbelievable

    as if they'd live there for like ten years

    and not fuck each other


    According to the fan-fic community, you're right to accuse them of incest.



    Very right.
    it's logic!

    Faricazy on
  • ZoolanderZoolander Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    nicole kidman? hott

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  • thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    ins0mniac wrote: »
    Where are the daemons? I didn't see a single one!

    Freddie Highmore is the voice to Pantalaimon, so I assume they just didn't feel like explaining daemons in a preview.

    thorgot on
    campionthorgotsig.jpg
  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    SA wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    is this narnia?

    thats what i was thinking at first.

    Its not though.

    it's better


    YEAH I SAID IT

    FUCK NARNIA
    yeah fuck narnia

    its so unbelievable

    as if they'd live there for like ten years

    and not fuck each other


    According to the fan-fic community, you're right to accuse them of incest.



    Very right.
    it's logic!


    Also, they're royalty, so even if there were other people, they'd still be fuckin'.

    Metzger Meister on
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    SA wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    is this narnia?

    thats what i was thinking at first.

    Its not though.

    it's better


    YEAH I SAID IT

    FUCK NARNIA
    yeah fuck narnia

    its so unbelievable

    as if they'd live there for like ten years

    and not fuck each other


    According to the fan-fic community, you're right to accuse them of incest.



    Very right.
    it's logic!


    Also, they're royalty, so even if there were other people, they'd still be fuckin'.
    be all lannisters up in here

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    His Dark Materials kicks Narnia's ass seven ways to Sunday.

    Panserbjorn are so much cooler than any ripoff they put in the Narnia movie (never saw it anyway).

    let's do it and never stop

    except to feed a turtle

    And to see this movie.

    DarkPrimus on
  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    thorgot wrote: »
    ins0mniac wrote: »
    Where are the daemons? I didn't see a single one!

    Freddie Highmore is the voice to Pantalaimon, so I assume they just didn't feel like explaining daemons in a preview.

    I definitely saw Pantalaimon and Lord Asriel's in the trailer

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    His Dark Materials kicks Narnia's ass seven ways to Sunday.

    Panserbjorn are so much cooler than any ripoff they put in the Narnia movie (never saw it anyway).

    let's do it and never stop

    except to feed a turtle

    And to see this movie.

    both

    at the same time

    (I'll pretend it's my daemon)

    Skull Man on
  • NechriahNechriah Chookity!Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Faricazy wrote: »
    is this narnia?

    THIS IS SPARTA

    Sorry, couldn't resist.

    I'm really excited about this, I remember reading these books a couple of times each and absolutely loving them. And Daniel Craig as Lord Asriel rocks so hard. But am I the only one who thinks that Iorek (i.e., the bear) looks fucking god-awful?

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Nechriah wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    is this narnia?

    THIS IS SPARTA

    Sorry, couldn't resist.

    I'm really excited about this, I remember reading these books a couple of times each and absolutely loving them. And Daniel Craig as Lord Asriel rocks so hard. But am I the only one who thinks that Iorek (i.e., the bear) looks fucking god-awful?

    I always thought his armor was more of a grey color

    knawmean

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    OH SHIT THE DUDE FROM BIG LEBOWSKI

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    and i guess a bunch of other movie sbut y'know

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Exercising my right to bear armors

    that's right I said it again

    I will not be silenced

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  • NechriahNechriah Chookity!Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Nechriah wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    is this narnia?

    THIS IS SPARTA

    Sorry, couldn't resist.

    I'm really excited about this, I remember reading these books a couple of times each and absolutely loving them. And Daniel Craig as Lord Asriel rocks so hard. But am I the only one who thinks that Iorek (i.e., the bear) looks fucking god-awful?

    I always thought his armor was more of a grey color

    knawmean

    I was more talking about his mouth. It makes him look like one of those laughing clowns at carnivals...the ones who turn their heads from side to side while you drop ping-pong balls down their throats to win a plush bear that looks a lot more authentic than this one.

    And now that you mention it, the armour does look a bit crap too.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Nechriah wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Nechriah wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    is this narnia?

    THIS IS SPARTA

    Sorry, couldn't resist.

    I'm really excited about this, I remember reading these books a couple of times each and absolutely loving them. And Daniel Craig as Lord Asriel rocks so hard. But am I the only one who thinks that Iorek (i.e., the bear) looks fucking god-awful?

    I always thought his armor was more of a grey color

    knawmean

    I was more talking about his mouth. It makes him look like one of those laughing clowns at carnivals...the ones who turn their heads from side to side while you drop ping-pong balls down their throats to win a plush bear that looks a lot more authentic than this one.

    And now that you mention it, the armour does look a bit crap too.

    I don't know

    maybe it'll be sooooo goood

    Skull Man on
  • Geebs61Geebs61 Ruiner PortlandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Oh no!

    The photoshopped poster isnt meeting your expectations!

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  • BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    so

    nicole kidman is still really hot. i also hear that the de vinci code is a really cool book guys you should all read it like 60 more times

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    i hope eva green shows her bush in this



















    :(

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Barcardi wrote: »
    so

    nicole kidman is still really hot. i also hear that the de vinci code is a really cool book guys you should all read it like 60 more times

    Mrscoulter.jpg


    Lyra.jpg

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    GOD, that dress is FUCKING HORRIBLE.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    GOD, that dress is FUCKING HORRIBLE.

    well


    it is from another world

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  • NechriahNechriah Chookity!Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Geebs61 wrote: »
    Oh no!

    The photoshopped poster isnt meeting your expectations!

    I watched the trailer too, and I thought he still looked crap in that.

    Overall I'm excited about this movie, but I just think the bear looks pretty terrible. And since he's one of the important characters, I just thought it might've made more sense to put more effort into making him look awesome and all. I mean, it is possible to make CGI anthropomorphic animals that don't suck.

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  • switzky21switzky21 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    I have a book which is all 3 in one volume, it is the size of like two fucking house bricks.

    I remember the ending of that trilogy fucked me up. Badly
    I mean, they fall in love JUST before they find out they can never ever see each other. That ain't cool.

    I probably should read it again. Anyone care to join me in a Pullmanfest?

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    GOD, that dress is FUCKING HORRIBLE.

    well


    it is from another world

    Is it the world without gays (read: fashion sense?)

    Metzger Meister on
  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    switzky21 wrote: »
    I have a book which is all 3 in one volume, it is the size of like two fucking house bricks.

    I remember the ending of that trilogy fucked me up. Badly
    I mean, they fall in love JUST before they find out they can never ever see each other. That ain't cool.

    I probably should read it again. Anyone care to join me in a Pullmanfest?

    man

    I just got off of one

    and then, reading about the books on wikipedia

    I find out the first trailer came out two days ago

    right as I was struck with the urge to re-re-re-re-re-re-read them

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  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Agreed - bear needs to be bigger, angrier, and less sucky. Nicole Kidman also looks much creepier than hot in this movie, which fits the character i guess. Although I was hoping to see a shot of the golden monkey.

    I hate that monkey.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    KalTorak wrote: »
    Agreed - bear needs to be bigger, angrier, and less sucky. Nicole Kidman also looks much creepier than hot in this movie, which fits the character i guess. Although I was hoping to see a shot of the golden monkey.

    I hate that monkey.

    it has one line in over a thousand pages

    "what are we going to do?"

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  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    switzky21 wrote: »
    I mean, they fall in love JUST before they find out they can never ever see each other. That ain't cool.

    I probably should read it again. Anyone care to join me in a Pullmanfest?

    I actually just finished writing a paper on how that ending underscores the theme of the story in a sort of metafictional sort of way. It was the kind of bullshit argument you'll only see in an English paper.

    Edit: sorry for the spoiler slip.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    kal edit that shit

    you fucked up the spoiler

    edit: too quick

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  • Geebs61Geebs61 Ruiner PortlandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Nechriah wrote: »
    Geebs61 wrote: »
    Oh no!

    The photoshopped poster isnt meeting your expectations!

    I watched the trailer too, and I thought he still looked crap in that.

    Overall I'm excited about this movie, but I just think the bear looks pretty terrible. And since he's one of the important characters, I just thought it might've made more sense to put more effort into making him look awesome and all. I mean, it is possible to make CGI anthropomorphic animals that don't suck.

    Prove it.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Geebs61 wrote: »
    Nechriah wrote: »
    Geebs61 wrote: »
    Oh no!

    The photoshopped poster isnt meeting your expectations!

    I watched the trailer too, and I thought he still looked crap in that.

    Overall I'm excited about this movie, but I just think the bear looks pretty terrible. And since he's one of the important characters, I just thought it might've made more sense to put more effort into making him look awesome and all. I mean, it is possible to make CGI anthropomorphic animals that don't suck.

    Prove it.

    guys, this movie is still a ways off

    it's not finished, CGI has been fixed from trailers before

    example: Hulk

    ok, bad example

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    half-life: blue shift movie

    Knob on
  • Geebs61Geebs61 Ruiner PortlandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I never thought Hulk was that bad.

    I mean, I was entertained. But it was exactly what I expected.

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