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Finally, a video game about the best part of [Star Wars]

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    BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited January 2021
    Chall wrote: »
    I can confirm that the titles of the next three Star Wars movies will be:
    -Ewoks Take Manhattan
    -The Great Ewok Caper
    -An Ewok Christmas Carol

    Supposedly there is a spin off titled
    E-Walking Tall with Dwayne "ThE Wok" Johnson and Johnny Ewoxville

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited January 2021
    On second thought, nah

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    H0b0manH0b0man Registered User regular
    I just want whatever the next trilogy is to all have the same director and an actual overall story figured out before they even begin shooting the first film.

    Like for all their faults the prequels at least told a cohesive story. The ST, in comparison, is a disjointed mess.

    Oh and don't let JJ Abrams come within 10 miles of the movie. That would be nice too.

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    OwenashiOwenashi Registered User regular
    Goddamn, is the Dark Side 5-K fight in Galaxy Of Heroes bullcrap-n-a-half. Jawas. Freaking Jawas that almost always act first and spam their stupid AoE attack which is maybe manageable when it's like three of them in the first fight but 5-6 in the following two is outright horrendous. I can't even deal with Qui-gon Jinn as a boss because he's SURROUNDED by a wall of these little guys. He'd never would have died if he brought some with him to Naboo!

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    I gave up on Galaxy of Heroes a while ago because the fights are just real, real stupid unless you’re filling the gacha machine full to bursting with all your moneys.

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    Kristmas KthulhuKristmas Kthulhu Currently Kultist Kthulhu Registered User regular
    Never allow yourself to be tempted by gacha games.

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    Kevin CristKevin Crist I make the devil hit his knees and say the 'our father'Registered User regular

    Tweet text:
    While TT Games is ensuring players that all of their favorite Star Wars moments will appear in the game, the developers also felt that some enhancements were necessary. McDiarmid notes that Rise of Skywalker felt like it could have done much more with Finn, and that The Skywalker Saga will be their "chance to put things right."

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    I kinda dislike how backfill-y calling the trilogy the "Skywalker Saga" is

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    I kinda dislike how backfill-y calling the trilogy the "Skywalker Saga" is

    Well they did make it up last minute

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    "Rey"
    "Rey who?"
    "Rey-K-47"

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    Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    *tears off skin*

    "It was me all along meatbags"

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    Commander ZoomCommander Zoom Registered User regular
    *tears off skin*

    "Revelation: It was me all along, meatbags."

    Fixed.

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    PsykomaPsykoma Registered User regular
    Awesome

    Now do Rosario Dawson

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Man, imagine being in fucking Star Wars and then actively trying to and then succeeding to get yourself fired from Star Wars.

    What Dumbo what a buffoon.

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    ShadowenShadowen Snores in the morning LoserdomRegistered User regular
    She joins, like, Benioff and Weiss, and they had to utterly trash their reps as creatives by taking the pop culture phenomenon of the decade and slam-dunking it into a recently-used-but-not-flushed Tex Mex chain restaurant toilet and basically ruining almost all their future prospects.

    She, meanwhile, had to be a frothing-at-the-mouth loon.

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    SproutSprout Registered User regular
    So, we now replace all future Cara Dune content with more Sasha Banks, right?

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    Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    If I ever get cast in a star wars my social media will be given over to just showing the same picture of my dog over and over again.

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    cursedkingcursedking Registered User regular
    edited February 2021
    Bloods End wrote: »
    If I ever get cast in a star wars my social media will be given over to just showing the same picture of my dog over and over again.

    Just don’t fucking say dumb shit!?!?!? Like just don’t!!!! It’s literally all you have to do. I am amazed at people who just can’t seem to not shoot themselves out of cannons.

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    ShadowenShadowen Snores in the morning LoserdomRegistered User regular
    cursedking wrote: »
    Bloods End wrote: »
    If I ever get cast in a star wars my social media will be given over to just showing the same picture of my dog over and over again.

    Just don’t fucking say dumb shit!?!?!? Like just don’t!!!! It’s literally all you have to do. I am amazed at people who just can’t seem to not shoot themselves out of cannons.

    It is, mathematically speaking, 100% easier to not do most things than to do them.

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Star Wars should recast me as Carl Deuwn

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    NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    cursedking wrote: »
    Bloods End wrote: »
    If I ever get cast in a star wars my social media will be given over to just showing the same picture of my dog over and over again.

    Just don’t fucking say dumb shit!?!?!? Like just don’t!!!! It’s literally all you have to do. I am amazed at people who just can’t seem to not shoot themselves out of cannons.

    No but see I have the freedom to say whatever I want and if I ever experience repercussions then that is just cancel culture at play.
    I really hope people realize I don’t mean this.

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    Commander ZoomCommander Zoom Registered User regular
    Nirya wrote: »
    cursedking wrote: »
    Bloods End wrote: »
    If I ever get cast in a star wars my social media will be given over to just showing the same picture of my dog over and over again.

    Just don’t fucking say dumb shit!?!?!? Like just don’t!!!! It’s literally all you have to do. I am amazed at people who just can’t seem to not shoot themselves out of cannons.

    No but see I have the freedom to say whatever I want and if I ever experience repercussions then that is just cancel culture at play.
    I really hope people realize I don’t mean this.
    Too late, you've just been fired and deplatformed. :P

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    Mc zanyMc zany Registered User regular
    Juggernut wrote: »
    Star Wars should recast me as Carl Deuwn
    Everyone, don't drink the blue milk. It tastes like ass.

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    So what’s the deal with Dawson now anyway?

    I’ve seen folks saying that the charges against her have been dropped (which obviously doesn’t mean they didn’t happen), but I can’t seem to find anything about this outside of her mentioning it in an interview late last year.

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    KetarKetar Come on upstairs we're having a partyRegistered User regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    So what’s the deal with Dawson now anyway?

    I’ve seen folks saying that the charges against her have been dropped (which obviously doesn’t mean they didn’t happen), but I can’t seem to find anything about this outside of her mentioning it in an interview late last year.

    I don't know anything beyond that, but there's more info and verification in this piece: https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2020/11/gina-carano-fan-backlash-transgender-parler-cara-dune-mandalorian-rosario-dawson

    "In August, plaintiff Dedrek Finley voluntarily withdrew 18 of the 20 accusations against Dawson and her family, according to court documents. His attorney verified to Vanity Fair that the dropped claims included the accusations of misgendering and discrimination. There was no settlement, and that lawyer has since left the case. The final two claims, involving an alleged physical altercation between Finley and Dawson’s mother at the property where they had invited Finley to reside, is still pending, according to court documents. A Los Angeles County Superior Court will decide next month whether to dismiss those as well or if there is enough evidence to move forward with the case."

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Mc zany wrote: »
    Juggernut wrote: »
    Star Wars should recast me as Carl Deuwn
    Everyone, don't drink the blue milk. It tastes like ass.

    Be cool, Ponda Baba

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    Curly_BraceCurly_Brace Robot Girl Mimiga VillageRegistered User regular
    To be totally honest I don't blame the victim for pursuing a civil case instead of a criminal case. Rosario Dawson is a millionaire actress, and her boyfriend is literally a United States Senator. Going up against all that... even a civil case seems daunting.

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    Shadowen wrote: »
    She joins, like, Benioff and Weiss, and they had to utterly trash their reps as creatives by taking the pop culture phenomenon of the decade and slam-dunking it into a recently-used-but-not-flushed Tex Mex chain restaurant toilet and basically ruining almost all their future prospects.

    She, meanwhile, had to be a frothing-at-the-mouth loon.

    Benioff and Weiss have an insanely lucrative Netflix deal, they failed up

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    TefTef Registered User regular
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    KarlKarl Registered User regular
    I fully expect her to just never be mentioned again and that be that.

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    SharpyVIISharpyVII Registered User regular
    I must admit knowing she was in The Mandolorian kinda put me off watching it. Now she's gone I've no excuse!

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    KarlKarl Registered User regular
    My ideal season 3 is a jump forward in the timeline to be post rise of skywalker.

    This is a fool's hope but it's what I'd like to see. The galaxy has just had what is essentially a massive reset so they can do whatever they want.

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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    WandaVision spoilers
    season 3 starts with the mando greeting cara dune like normal

    Camera cuts to cara dune, now played by Evan Peters

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    reVersereVerse Attack and Dethrone God Registered User regular
    Karl wrote: »
    My ideal season 3 is a jump forward in the timeline to be post rise of skywalker.

    This is a fool's hope but it's what I'd like to see. The galaxy has just had what is essentially a massive reset so they can do whatever they want.

    Charles Dance as Din Djarin.

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    KarlKarl Registered User regular
    reVerse wrote: »
    Karl wrote: »
    My ideal season 3 is a jump forward in the timeline to be post rise of skywalker.

    This is a fool's hope but it's what I'd like to see. The galaxy has just had what is essentially a massive reset so they can do whatever they want.

    Charles Dance as Din Djarin.

    Fuck that. Keep Pedro. Just grey him up a bit.

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    edited February 2021
    I heard Cara Dune got pushed into a pigpen and got pig poop all over herself and in her hair and everyone saw and laughed at her and she ran away and no one ever saw her again

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    Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    cursedking wrote: »
    Bloods End wrote: »
    If I ever get cast in a star wars my social media will be given over to just showing the same picture of my dog over and over again.

    Just don’t fucking say dumb shit!?!?!? Like just don’t!!!! It’s literally all you have to do. I am amazed at people who just can’t seem to not shoot themselves out of cannons.

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    Shes a good dog though

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    Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    Pour one out for our biggest loss; Cara Dunes biceps. You did not deserved to be attached to the shaavit that you were.

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