David_TA fashion yes-man is no good to me.Copenhagen, DenmarkRegistered Userregular
I've been looking into invoicing and pricing of some of our customers, and it's multiple different currencies and units of measure, per tonnage, per liters, per US gallon, it's fixed price, premiums and different types of fees and I swear it feels like an Abbott and Costello bit at times.
I feel very differently about overtime now that I'm salaried
My first salary gig was assistant manager for papa john's.
Shortly before I left there was a class action lawsuit basically alleging that because ASMs didn't do enough work that was meaningfully definable as management (scheduling, food orders, etc; actual business management stuff), they didn't meet the requirements to be exempt from overtime rules. PJ eventually settled when it was clear they couldn't get the suit thrown out.
The thing I've heard about QA is that despite its importance, very few companies invest in it. So you would have a job where you'd be under-appreciated and under-paid.
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"Simple, real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time." -Mustrum Ridcully in Terry Pratchett's Hogfather p. 142 (HarperPrism 1996)
The thing I've heard about QA is that despite its importance, very few companies invest in it. So you would have a job where you'd be under-appreciated and under-paid.
The day has finally come and I'm having to train somebody.
I hate training on the best days and this guy is... hoo boy. He has one speed and that speed is slow. It is negative speed. He is the Un-Fast. Meanwhile I'm not particularly hyperactive but I know exactly what needs to be done, how it needs to be done and the speed in which to do it. So having to slow down and explain everything 3 times over is killing me oh my God it makes me want to die.
The thing I've heard about QA is that despite its importance, very few companies invest in it. So you would have a job where you'd be under-appreciated and under-paid.
As someone who does QA professionally,
THIS
Basically the only way to better pay in QA is to become product management of some kind.
The day has finally come and I'm having to train somebody.
I hate training on the best days and this guy is... hoo boy. He has one speed and that speed is slow. It is negative speed. He is the Un-Fast. Meanwhile I'm not particularly hyperactive but I know exactly what needs to be done, how it needs to be done and the speed in which to do it. So having to slow down and explain everything 3 times over is killing me oh my God it makes me want to die.
I think the hardest part of training is how much stuff is "learn by experience" and not necessarily documented.
I worked in a mail room with an envelope stuffing machine that could stuff up to 6 different 8 1/2 x 11 sheets into one envelope. One of them was a certificate so it was essential that it didn't get bent or marred in anyway because no one wants stop hang that on their wall.
It was an old ass machine so it was finnicky. There were all sorts of little things I learned over time, like exactly where to lay the paper in the tray to be least likely to get eaten, or the optimum number to load at a time to be efficient but not risk having a too many certs mangled and have to be reprinted, etc.
As I was leaving the job they brought someone new on and I tried to train them during the brief bit of overlap, and GODDAMN was it impossible to explain all the little nuances to really get that machine humming.
QA all tellin me I "can't put that in patients" because it "might kill them" or isn't "medically approved." Can't understand their jargon anyway.
I think one of the things that we do right in the US in regards to healthcare is making nurses liable even when they're just following orders. The chance of losing your job and license gives people the courage to tell the doctors "nah I ain't doing that shit, and if you do it I'll be writing in the chart how you did after I refused for safety reasons."
Buddy and I are thinking about going into business together, we've got shares and initial investment planned out but I'm a little confused on taxes and filing for an LLC. We're going to file our 8832 to claim the LLC as a corp, but do we file quarterly even with no revenue right now? We're going to have our initial chunk working on paying for business costs and some market investment to generate revenue, how does that all work with quarterly filing? Is there a threshold?
Should I just buy turbotax/quicken?
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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3cl1ps3I will build a labyrinth to house the cheeseRegistered Userregular
Apparently we're setting up an "open kimono session" with another research group to do NDA-approved information exchange
Not having heard that phrase before, it ... sure is evocative.
boy there's a lot to unpack with that particular piece of language
I'm not sure if I don't want to Google it because of the nsfw possibilities or because of the racist possibilities.
Speaking about shocking video conferences, I'm still reeling from a colleague sharing his screen and desktop from a recent one. 167! icons on there. And I know he has a second screen.
I just don't get why California can tell the federal government to go fuck themselves when it comes to weed but for daylight savings we get all timid.
I work for the state and we are definitely not allowed to have weed of any kind without losing our jobs permanently. California just said they won't prosecute for it, but federal can still come in and do their bullshit.
As much as I hate business people and executives, I'd hazard that the kimono thing is entirely "dudes open their kimono to show they're not hiding a dagger."
Perhaps I'm being too generous still.
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
I don't know how credible Investopedia is as a source, but their article on the term seems to suggest that the etymology of the term was more in the sense of "being casual" than any specific sexual connotation. It appears to have been invented in the early eighties as American corporate lingo, however, so it's definitely not something that was adopted from actual use in Japan, so, yeah... definitely not something I'll be adding to my own lexicon.
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Today our historic cooks gave me some food, including fried beef tongue. It was pretty good, but it occurred to me as I was chewing that I was tasting tongue with my tongue, and then that I was effectively french kissing a steer.
"I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
I don't know how credible Investopedia is as a source, but their article on the term seems to suggest that the etymology of the term was more in the sense of "being casual" than any specific sexual connotation. It appears to have been invented in the early eighties as American corporate lingo, however, so it's definitely not something that was adopted from actual use in Japan, so, yeah... definitely not something I'll be adding to my own lexicon.
I hate everything corporate culture.
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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People have feelings about DST maybe twice a year.
That feel when you get your overtime cut.
I feel very differently about overtime now that I'm salaried
I just don't care enough about the overall corporate structure to consider changing my career and likely giving up my life/work balance taht I've got.
but it's an interesting idea, and quite a compliment I think
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Usually this nonsense is forced by our European offices but this occasion can be laid entirely at the feet of east coasters. Fuckers.
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My first salary gig was assistant manager for papa john's.
Shortly before I left there was a class action lawsuit basically alleging that because ASMs didn't do enough work that was meaningfully definable as management (scheduling, food orders, etc; actual business management stuff), they didn't meet the requirements to be exempt from overtime rules. PJ eventually settled when it was clear they couldn't get the suit thrown out.
Ya boi got paid is what I'm saying.
Yuck
Oh, and it's raining. And the rain is freezing on the window as I watch it. Which is always a good sign.
AND we're onboarding a new employee that I think I know? Maybe? Not sure. We'll find out in 5 minutes.
As someone who does QA professionally,
THIS
I hate training on the best days and this guy is... hoo boy. He has one speed and that speed is slow. It is negative speed. He is the Un-Fast. Meanwhile I'm not particularly hyperactive but I know exactly what needs to be done, how it needs to be done and the speed in which to do it. So having to slow down and explain everything 3 times over is killing me oh my God it makes me want to die.
Basically the only way to better pay in QA is to become product management of some kind.
I think the hardest part of training is how much stuff is "learn by experience" and not necessarily documented.
I worked in a mail room with an envelope stuffing machine that could stuff up to 6 different 8 1/2 x 11 sheets into one envelope. One of them was a certificate so it was essential that it didn't get bent or marred in anyway because no one wants stop hang that on their wall.
It was an old ass machine so it was finnicky. There were all sorts of little things I learned over time, like exactly where to lay the paper in the tray to be least likely to get eaten, or the optimum number to load at a time to be efficient but not risk having a too many certs mangled and have to be reprinted, etc.
As I was leaving the job they brought someone new on and I tried to train them during the brief bit of overlap, and GODDAMN was it impossible to explain all the little nuances to really get that machine humming.
I think one of the things that we do right in the US in regards to healthcare is making nurses liable even when they're just following orders. The chance of losing your job and license gives people the courage to tell the doctors "nah I ain't doing that shit, and if you do it I'll be writing in the chart how you did after I refused for safety reasons."
Not having heard that phrase before, it ... sure is evocative.
Yeah, it sounds like the kind of thing that happens accidentally with a tilted webcam
Buddy and I are thinking about going into business together, we've got shares and initial investment planned out but I'm a little confused on taxes and filing for an LLC. We're going to file our 8832 to claim the LLC as a corp, but do we file quarterly even with no revenue right now? We're going to have our initial chunk working on paying for business costs and some market investment to generate revenue, how does that all work with quarterly filing? Is there a threshold?
Should I just buy turbotax/quicken?
boy there's a lot to unpack with that particular piece of language
No work today! It's not even a remote day, it's a proper snow day!
I'm not sure if I don't want to Google it because of the nsfw possibilities or because of the racist possibilities.
Speaking about shocking video conferences, I'm still reeling from a colleague sharing his screen and desktop from a recent one. 167! icons on there. And I know he has a second screen.
Schedule them in for a "Driving a rusty nail into the glans penis" meeting next week, as I believe is a common term in industry.
At the end of each Partnering Session, they usually give one person the open kimono award
I don't feel any additional context here would add value
I work for the state and we are definitely not allowed to have weed of any kind without losing our jobs permanently. California just said they won't prosecute for it, but federal can still come in and do their bullshit.
Perhaps I'm being too generous still.
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I hate everything corporate culture.