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    see317see317 Registered User regular
    Hey, if we make Loss an NFT, does that mean no one else can do it?

    No, of course not, that's stupid and not the way any of this works.

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    PerrsunPerrsun Registered User regular
    I mean, you could probably do a series of tokens where it’s just a bunch of variants on Loss. And I feel that’s an idea that is so terrible somebody must have done it by now and I do not need to look it up, nor will I entertain responses from anybody that does.

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    destroyah87destroyah87 They/Them Preferred: She/Her - Please UseRegistered User regular
    Whenever there's a series of four images with no text, I assume it's a Loss.
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    OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    Whenever there's a series of four images with no text, I assume it's a Loss.

    I still don't get Loss.

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    Slacker71Slacker71 subgenius RentonRegistered User regular
    Searching for "Loss NFT" only came up with how the scammers are being scammed by a bug that is allowing the purchase of NFTs at a previous/lower price.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Slacker71 wrote: »
    Searching for "Loss NFT" only came up with how the scammers are being scammed by a bug that is allowing the purchase of NFTs at a previous/lower price.

    https://youtu.be/06sCA8KOgjA

    BLM - ACAB
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    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    [LL Cool J voice]

    I'm gonna nock an arrow.

    Mama said nock an arrow.



    Why yes this joke is brought to you by me randomly thinking about how "nocking" arrow is a cool word while walking home from work and then immediately needing to make a pun from it.
    And then when I opened the forums to make this post I saw there's a new thread about archery on the first page of SE++.

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

    Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    That awesome is for you being a weirdo and sharing said weirdness with us

    Nock an arrow just doesn't feel that flow

    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
    Edcrab's Exigency RPG
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    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    My brain is fuckin weird yo.

    Think of all the stupid puns I post here and imagine that being basically 90% of my thought processes.

    Then imagine all the ones I don't post and how bad most of them are.

    Being me is hard.

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

    Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Slacker71 wrote: »
    Searching for "Loss NFT" only came up with how the scammers are being scammed by a bug that is allowing the purchase of NFTs at a previous/lower price.

    NFT people aren't good enough at memes or internet culture to know what loss is

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    Tox wrote: »
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    A handy chart for helping you see if you're experiencing any Loss of color distinction

    I especially didn’t get this joke because I’m colorblind

    But I stared at it for a very long time like I was gonna see a schooner if I looked long enough or crossed my eyes

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Your loss.

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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    facetious wrote: »
    My brain is fuckin weird yo.

    Think of all the stupid puns I post here and imagine that being basically 90% of my thought processes.

    Then imagine all the ones I don't post and how bad most of them are.

    Being me is hard.

    I feel ya

    :winky:

    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
    Edcrab's Exigency RPG
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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
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    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
    Edcrab's Exigency RPG
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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Ooh, I think I'm gonna steal that but change the setup into a knock knock joke.

    BLM - ACAB
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    DocshiftyDocshifty Registered User regular
    The Geek wrote: »
    Ooh, I think I'm gonna steal that but change the setup into a knock knock joke.

    Yeah, that would eliminate the chance of the person derailing it.

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    [Expletive deleted][Expletive deleted] The mediocre doctor NorwayRegistered User regular
    Docshifty wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    Ooh, I think I'm gonna steal that but change the setup into a knock knock joke.

    Yeah, that would eliminate the chance of the person derailing it.

    You run the risk of getting "Maya Hee who?", though.

    Sic transit gloria mundi.
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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Docshifty wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    Ooh, I think I'm gonna steal that but change the setup into a knock knock joke.

    Yeah, that would eliminate the chance of the person derailing it.

    You run the risk of getting "Maya Hee who?", though.

    Nah, you just skip the "maya hee"

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Maya
    Maya who?
    (sung) Maya hoooo, Maya ha-ha!

    BLM - ACAB
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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Fun fact: I've seen someone do that whole song at karaoke more than once.

    BLM - ACAB
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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Ringo wrote: »
    Rough chuckles

    I once heard about a serial killer that exclusively killed and cannibalized clowns, or as he referred to it - ground chuckles.

    Switch: SW-7690-2320-9238Steam/PSN/Xbox: Drezdar
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    AlanF5AlanF5 Registered User regular
    You got to make sure that meat reaches 175 degrees Fahrenheit for at least five minutes though, else you dramatically increase your risk of contracting lyclownthropy.

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    tzeentchlingtzeentchling Doctor of Rocks OaklandRegistered User regular
    When does a joke turn into a dad joke?

    When it becomes apparent.

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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    When does a joke turn into a dad joke?

    When it becomes apparent.

    I dunno, sometimes I think dad jokes just have something.... intangible about them

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    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
    Edcrab's Exigency RPG
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    PerrsunPerrsun Registered User regular
    The Geek wrote: »
    Docshifty wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    Ooh, I think I'm gonna steal that but change the setup into a knock knock joke.

    Yeah, that would eliminate the chance of the person derailing it.

    You run the risk of getting "Maya Hee who?", though.

    Nah, you just skip the "maya hee"

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Maya
    Maya who?
    (sung) Maya hoooo, Maya ha-ha!

    Oh, see when I read your idea I thought of presenting it as:

    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Maya Hee Maya
    Maya Hee Maya who?
    (Sung) Maya ha-ha!

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    AngrySquirrelAngrySquirrel Registered User regular
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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
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    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
    Edcrab's Exigency RPG
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    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    Someone started an airline company, and when it began to be a success a friend remarked, "It's really going places, huh?"

    They responded, "Yeah, it's really taken off."

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

    Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    I was going to make a joke about the Jonestown Massacre, but the punchline was too long.

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    tzeentchlingtzeentchling Doctor of Rocks OaklandRegistered User regular
    What kind of workout routine can you do to get the body of Jesus?

    Crossfit.

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    PerrsunPerrsun Registered User regular
    It must be nice to go to the gym with your significant other.

    Then you can work out with your swole mate.

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    Water
    Salt
    Meat
    Vegetables

    ...the ocean is soup.

    Twitter! | Dilige, et quod vis fac
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    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

    Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
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    tzeentchlingtzeentchling Doctor of Rocks OaklandRegistered User regular
    I was going to cook alligator for dinner before realizing I only had a croc pot.

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    destroyah87destroyah87 They/Them Preferred: She/Her - Please UseRegistered User regular
    Here's one I thought of earlier.

    "If a food critic writes publishes under a pen name, is that their nom nom de plume?"

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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
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    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
    Edcrab's Exigency RPG
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    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
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    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

    Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
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    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
    Edcrab's Exigency RPG
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    Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    I still get entomology and etymology mixed up and I've come to the conclusion that learning about words really bugs me.

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