Hi, Bad Joke Thread, I'm Dad
This is a thread to contain all our worst humor impulses so we don't inflict them on the world at large. It's like the containment chamber from Ghostbusters, but instead of ghosts it contains terrible, awful, no-good jokes.
For example: what's a crab's best track event?
The side hustle.
Isn't that their favorite dance?
No. You're thinking of the clawcarena.
You get the picture. Do your worst, we all probably deserve it somehow.