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Hi, Bad Joke Thread, I'm Dad
Jedoc
In the scupperswith the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
In the scupperswith the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
This is a thread to contain all our worst humor impulses so we don't inflict them on the world at large. It's like the containment chamber from Ghostbusters, but instead of ghosts it contains terrible, awful, no-good jokes.
For example: what's a crab's best track event?
Isn't that their favorite dance?
You get the picture. Do your worst, we all probably deserve it somehow.
For example: what's a crab's best track event?
The side hustle.
Isn't that their favorite dance?
No. You're thinking of the clawcarena.
You get the picture. Do your worst, we all probably deserve it somehow.
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I stole it from The Newsroom, so I assume Sorkin stole it from someone else more talented.
Moses and Jesus are playing golf. Moses selects his driver, approaches the tee, and surveys the ground. He takes back and swings, slicing into the rough. Moses frowns.
Jesus approaches the tee, takes back, swings, and his ball flies off into the woods.
Moses barks a laugh.
Jesus lowers his head and closes his eyes.
There is a thunder clap and a rain storm engulfs the golf course. The rain floods the woods and Jesus' golf ball is carried to the fairway by a new creek. A bird screeches, swoops down, and snatches the ball from the creek. The bird wings around and drops his ball neatly into the hole. The rain departs and the sun begins to shine.
I immediately asked “yeah, but what’s the point?”
And he was like I don’t know yet we didn’t get that far.
Humor is lost on the young I swear
She still isn't talking to me.
It goes ca-shew, ca-shew, ca-shew~
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...just gonna leave this here
of.
a.
bitch.
DAMN
IT
God I hate having to ask, what's the joke?
it's loss.
It was written by Dean Koontz Koontz Koontz Koontz Koontz
I still don't understand how that stupid comic became such a thing, it has it's own wikipedia entry
Your loss.
Otherwise I get upset that people are reminding me Buckley exists and that I read a lot of his comics in the past
IT’S
ALWAYS
LOSS
Oh well, gotta pass the torch sometime
HA HA HA HA HA HA
Nice belt.
Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
I have to admit, I enjoy how creative people can get when creating new Loss edits.
I resent having to click through to Twitter, but I am satisfied I knew what it was going to be by the 4th tweet (assuming it finishes correctly, didn't read the whole thing)
Commander Hook
It's honestly kind of worth going through the whole thing just for the ending.
Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
Fair