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  • djmdjm Registered User regular
    If I had to describe myself using one word, it would be "not very good at following instructions"


    What do you call a prize you win for getting old and wrinkled? Atrophy.


    This week's forecast calls for rane, hale, gails, drissle, thundre, litenin, and tawnaydoes. Just a really bad spell of weather.

  • KupiKupi Registered User regular
    At low levels, Law-aligned Wizards get a spell that paralyzes the target and causes a nominal amount of damage. It's called Cease and d6.

    My favorite musical instrument is the air-raid siren.

    I'm "kupiyupaekio" on Discord.
  • AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    There is a certain amount of artificial spread at which it is impossible to not believe that it is not butter.

    This is the margarine of error.

    XBL: Nox Aeternum / PSN: NoxAeternum / NN:NoxAeternum / Steam: noxaeternum
  • AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    Someone randomly asked me what the ninth letter of the alphabet was.

    I gave them a wild guess, but fortunately, I was right.

    XBL: Nox Aeternum / PSN: NoxAeternum / NN:NoxAeternum / Steam: noxaeternum
  • NitsuaNitsua South CarolinaRegistered User regular
    Someone randomly asked me what the ninth letter of the alphabet was.

    I gave them a wild guess, but fortunately, I was right.

    Thanks to the Gold Box AD&D Computer Games, I’d know this straight out. Had 10 save slots, A-J. Cemented in my mind that J is the 10th letter of the alphabet.

    I wonder how many others have related things engrained in their minds because of the repetition early games had?

  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    A depressing amount of my geography knowledge is just translating the Sid Meier's Pirates! map to present-day nations.

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  • ElvenshaeElvenshae Registered User regular
    edited March 9
    Jedoc wrote: »
    A depressing amount of my geography knowledge is just translating the Sid Meier's Pirates! map to present-day nations.

    Crusader Kings / Europa Universalis / etc. is surprisingly good at that. “Oh, random place name in the news? I seem to remember that being on the eastern border of those North African jerks when I was trying to establish Coptic Aegyptus that one time … Oh, yeah, there it is.”

    From the bad joke board at my son‘s school:

    What happens when you throw a bunch of books in the ocean?
    You get a Title Wave!

    Apologies to all librarians present.

    Elvenshae on
  • NitsuaNitsua South CarolinaRegistered User regular
    Games being non-voiced and text heavy back in the 80’s and 90’a are what developed my love for reading. If not for games like Phantasy Star, the aforementioned Gold Box games, Wasteland, and many more, I wouldn’t have been pushed to develop greater reading skills nor would I have picked up my dad’s tossed out Lord of the Rings book collection when I was 7 and started reading them. In various ways, games are a big reason I am who I am today - mostly for good, I believe. They also taught me quick thinking and hand eye coordination as well. Plus they brought me here and this place has had a pretty big influence on my world view… so all in all, if not for my dad bringing home a SEGA Master System with a bunch of RPG’s, I wouldn’t be me. I’m sure many here can nearly say the same thing.

  • KupiKupi Registered User regular
    Nitsua wrote: »
    Someone randomly asked me what the ninth letter of the alphabet was.

    I gave them a wild guess, but fortunately, I was right.

    Thanks to the Gold Box AD&D Computer Games, I’d know this straight out. Had 10 save slots, A-J. Cemented in my mind that J is the 10th letter of the alphabet.

    I wonder how many others have related things engrained in their minds because of the repetition early games had?

    This is the Kupified version of the story, though primary and secondary sources seem to be abundant on Google.

    Our brains are spectacularly complicated information-processing systems, and there's all kinds of things we'd like to know about how they work. A computer programmer, faced with a program they don't have the source code to, can still work out the underlying systems experimentally; make a change, pause the program, examine the memory to see what changed, and repeat. That's significantly more difficult when we're talking about human brains; we can sort of do the "examine memory state" thing with MRIs, but deliberately fishing for particular modifications of brain state through regular stimulus is... ethically fraught. I mean, let's say that you want to identify the visual-processing cortex in the brain. You could do that by, say, subjecting a test group to hours upon hours of a single visual stimulus repeated over and over, then compare brain scans of the test group to a control group that hadn't been subjected to that, but that sounds... if not immoral, somewhat uncomfortable?

    ... well, okay, but what if they already did it to themselves? Voluntarily?

    See, it turns out that in the Game Boy Pokemon games, you tend to hold the Game Boy in a very specific position relative to your body, and the opposing Pokemon consequently appears in a very specific region of your eyesight. It's important to be able to identify what type of Pokemon you're battling, so your brain needs a way to distinguish them. And what some researchers found was that when they compared the brain scans of a volunteer group that professed to having played the Game Boy Pokemon games as children to a group that had not, there was a single specific region of the brain that showed a consistent structural difference between the two-- in other words, they could point to that as the bundle of neurons dedicated to differentiating Pokemon by visual input.

    My favorite musical instrument is the air-raid siren.

    I'm "kupiyupaekio" on Discord.
  • ElvenshaeElvenshae Registered User regular
    We call that the “Interested in Vaporeon Cluster” when it forms too closely to the amygdala.

  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    "Hey, Prometheus! The gods went through a lot of trouble devising a unique punishment just for you. How does it feel?"

    "Special. De-livery."

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