there's an interesting story about $600 vanishing from my bank account and a dumb girl with nice underbits mysteriously buying $600 worth of fast food and fancy dinners over the past couple weeks
finances should be sorted out in the next couple days so i'll probably order them tomorrow or friday
there's an interesting story about $600 vanishing from my bank account and a dumb girl with nice underbits mysteriously buying $600 worth of fast food and fancy dinners over the past couple weeks
finances should be sorted out in the next couple days so i'll probably order them tomorrow or friday
cool!
..how do you buy $600 worth of fast food
basically three meals a day for like 2 weeks straight and also stack some other stupid shit on there
all, 'hey gimme the atm card i'm gonna go get a 12 pack and some smokes'
that sounds reasonable
only a 12 pack and smokes magically turns into a 12 pack, smokes, dinner for her, my sister, and my sister's kids, gas in her car, gas in my sister's car, etc
my real estate agent rang us up and said "where's the month's rent, you're $1500 behind."
and we're like "we paid it on time as usual."
"well, that bank account is closed. we sent you a letter."
"no you didn't."
"uhh.. pay us."
a week later...
"we're terminating your lease. get out."
"we paid you twice. our $1500 vanished into the bank account you closed, and then we paid again to your new account but the system you force us to use is messed up and it only just went through."
"uh... okay... disregard the letter of termination we sent you."
we're still missing that month's worth of rent money. these guys are dodgy bastards
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eeaaauugh cthulhu
Oh hey look it's my vagina.
Dear Rhode Island,
Dinner's on me.
Signed,
Some Bitch
at the mountains of madness, i assume
I feel sick.
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This is just me with about 8 hours sleep spread out over four days worth of work and way too many stimulants bouncing around my system.
Sheri, WaM, I apologise. I was just having a laugh at your expense.
Now. Gotta go try and get some sleep. Work in a few hours, Wheeee! :P
Where's whoops.jpg when I need it.
Also, uh, you smell, whoever-you-are.
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basically three meals a day for like 2 weeks straight and also stack some other stupid shit on there
all, 'hey gimme the atm card i'm gonna go get a 12 pack and some smokes'
that sounds reasonable
only a 12 pack and smokes magically turns into a 12 pack, smokes, dinner for her, my sister, and my sister's kids, gas in her car, gas in my sister's car, etc
Doing all right, about to grab some breakfast.
And yourself?
Boy, I do believe you are retarded.
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hey
i take a shower every saturday whether i need one or not
Fag.
no, and she has nice looking parts
that's the main reason i don't break up with her
i'd have to start dating again and play bacony maw roullette
stupid civilized polite society
it is not considered okay to ask a girl to describe her parts before you start dating
AHH is not here right now
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more like Da moron LOOOOOOOOOOL
It is 10:25 am here. That is clearly breakfast time, luv.
Show him your tits, it will fix it.
did it work for you
my real estate agent rang us up and said "where's the month's rent, you're $1500 behind."
and we're like "we paid it on time as usual."
"well, that bank account is closed. we sent you a letter."
"no you didn't."
"uhh.. pay us."
a week later...
"we're terminating your lease. get out."
"we paid you twice. our $1500 vanished into the bank account you closed, and then we paid again to your new account but the system you force us to use is messed up and it only just went through."
"uh... okay... disregard the letter of termination we sent you."
we're still missing that month's worth of rent money. these guys are dodgy bastards
Would you stop talking?
I already distracted you.
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had some leftover pasta from last night, cut up a grilled hot dog and tossed it in there with some salt, pepper, mustand and a pinch of olive oil
crumbled some tomato & basil feta cheese on top
it was lovely
now i am enjoying a beer, as i do