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    BasicBasic Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Doronron wrote: »
    Sheri? WaM? Care to demonstrate the Raneados principle? ^_^

    I keed.

    Who the fuck are you

    Go away, creepo

    Could be a long time lurker just coming out of his shyness.

    If it is, calling him a creep and telling him to fuck off are the best ways to encourage him. :^:

    Basic on
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    bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    porn taught me that genitals up close are kinda bleaurguh

    my friend and i were talking about this earlier

    how vaginas and penises are really ugly

    i told her that vaginas can look way worse and she disagreed

    then my other friend said something about labias hanging out of shorts and she quickly accepted my opinion

    what

    nothing wrong with a big wrinkly labia

    what are you fucking gay

    bsjezz on
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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Basic wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Doronron wrote: »
    Sheri? WaM? Care to demonstrate the Raneados principle? ^_^

    I keed.

    Who the fuck are you

    Go away, creepo

    Could be a long time lurker just coming out of his shyness.

    If it is, calling him a creep and telling him to fuck off are the best ways to encourage him. :^:
    asking forumers to show him their tits is definitely the best way to make friends, you're absolutely right

    Sheri, we really should be nicer

    World as Myth on
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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    guys I'll be right back I'm going to go shave my legs and put onj some ladies' clothes

    Raneados on
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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    genitals are really ridiculous looking

    PiptheFair on
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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    wait hold on

    there's a voice in my ear, it sounds like knob


    it says "drink six bottles of wild turkey and buy a magnum"

    i think i'll follow his advice

    yeah that sounds about right

    man i should get my own infomercial

    ALRIGHT

    FIRST WHAT YOU GOTTA DO

    IS BUY MY SHIT

    THEN

    GO DRINK SIX BOTTLES OF WILD TURKEY

    ahahahahahahaha

    TheySlashThem on
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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    rane i have pretty lady-legs

    i guess i look okay in a dress

    well, two dresses

    well, one wedding dress and a skirt

    Abracadaniel on
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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    in this instance, "marathon" is not actually defined as "across the street to avoid some bees"

    what
    did you get my PM

    no I did not

    What was it?
    oh right I didn't send you one because I wasn't talking to you was I

    :cry:

    TheySlashThem on
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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    i should start excerising fo' real though

    i'll get you yet, minor potbelly

    Faricazy on
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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Basic wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Doronron wrote: »
    Sheri? WaM? Care to demonstrate the Raneados principle? ^_^

    I keed.

    Who the fuck are you

    Go away, creepo

    Could be a long time lurker just coming out of his shyness.

    If it is, calling him a creep and telling him to fuck off are the best ways to encourage him. :^:
    asking forumers to show him their tits is definitely the best way to make friends, you're absolutely right

    Sheri, we really should be nicer

    No way, you cum-guzzling hobag
    <3

    Sheri on
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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Basic wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Doronron wrote: »
    Sheri? WaM? Care to demonstrate the Raneados principle? ^_^

    I keed.

    Who the fuck are you

    Go away, creepo

    Could be a long time lurker just coming out of his shyness.

    If it is, calling him a creep and telling him to fuck off are the best ways to encourage him. :^:

    Basic if he'd lurked for any amount of time he'd have known better than that.

    TheySlashThem on
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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Basic wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Doronron wrote: »
    Sheri? WaM? Care to demonstrate the Raneados principle? ^_^

    I keed.

    Who the fuck are you

    Go away, creepo

    Could be a long time lurker just coming out of his shyness.

    If it is, calling him a creep and telling him to fuck off are the best ways to encourage him. :^:
    asking forumers to show him their tits is definitely the best way to make friends, you're absolutely right

    Sheri, we really should be nicer

    Yeah seriously what bitches you are.

    Vivixenne on
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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Basic wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Doronron wrote: »
    Sheri? WaM? Care to demonstrate the Raneados principle? ^_^

    I keed.

    Who the fuck are you

    Go away, creepo

    Could be a long time lurker just coming out of his shyness.

    If it is, calling him a creep and telling him to fuck off are the best ways to encourage him. :^:
    asking forumers to show him their tits is definitely the best way to make friends, you're absolutely right

    Sheri, we really should be nicer

    No way, you cum-guzzling hobag
    <3
    oh shut your mouth you raggedy-ass scallop cunt
    <3

    World as Myth on
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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited May 2007
    bsjezz wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    porn taught me that genitals up close are kinda bleaurguh

    my friend and i were talking about this earlier

    how vaginas and penises are really ugly

    i told her that vaginas can look way worse and she disagreed

    then my other friend said something about labias hanging out of shorts and she quickly accepted my opinion

    what

    nothing wrong with a big wrinkly labia

    what are you fucking gay


    excuse me but i am going to have to politey disagree

    a lady's secret places should not look like a toothless 500 pound man eating an undercooked blt

    Knob on
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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Basic wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Doronron wrote: »
    Sheri? WaM? Care to demonstrate the Raneados principle? ^_^

    I keed.

    Who the fuck are you

    Go away, creepo

    Could be a long time lurker just coming out of his shyness.

    If it is, calling him a creep and telling him to fuck off are the best ways to encourage him. :^:
    asking forumers to show him their tits is definitely the best way to make friends, you're absolutely right

    Sheri, we really should be nicer

    Yeah seriously what bitches you are.

    You called me fat, you foul-lipped temptress!

    Sheri on
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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited May 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    bsjezz wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    porn taught me that genitals up close are kinda bleaurguh

    my friend and i were talking about this earlier

    how vaginas and penises are really ugly

    i told her that vaginas can look way worse and she disagreed

    then my other friend said something about labias hanging out of shorts and she quickly accepted my opinion

    what

    nothing wrong with a big wrinkly labia

    what are you fucking gay


    excuse me but i am going to have to politey disagree

    a lady's secret places should not look like a toothless 500 pound man eating an undercooked blt

    signing an advertising contract with arby's

    Garlic Bread on
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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    excuse me but i am going to have to politey disagree

    a lady's secret places should not look like a toothless 500 pound man eating an undercooked blt

    preach it brother

    World as Myth on
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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    bsjezz wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    porn taught me that genitals up close are kinda bleaurguh

    my friend and i were talking about this earlier

    how vaginas and penises are really ugly

    i told her that vaginas can look way worse and she disagreed

    then my other friend said something about labias hanging out of shorts and she quickly accepted my opinion

    what

    nothing wrong with a big wrinkly labia

    what are you fucking gay


    excuse me but i am going to have to politey disagree

    a lady's secret places should not look like a toothless 500 pound man eating an undercooked blt
    beautiful imagery

    Faricazy on
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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited May 2007
    a girl's little pink secret should not look like someone hacked a ragged gash into a ham hock and stuffed it full of raw oysters with a jagged stick

    Knob on
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    bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    bsjezz wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    porn taught me that genitals up close are kinda bleaurguh

    my friend and i were talking about this earlier

    how vaginas and penises are really ugly

    i told her that vaginas can look way worse and she disagreed

    then my other friend said something about labias hanging out of shorts and she quickly accepted my opinion

    what

    nothing wrong with a big wrinkly labia

    what are you fucking gay


    excuse me but i am going to have to politey disagree

    a lady's secret places should not look like a toothless 500 pound man eating an undercooked blt

    christ almighty

    okay lets go back to female circumsicion then shall we

    or what do you call it. cosmetic labia trimming

    bsjezz on
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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Basic wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Doronron wrote: »
    Sheri? WaM? Care to demonstrate the Raneados principle? ^_^

    I keed.

    Who the fuck are you

    Go away, creepo

    Could be a long time lurker just coming out of his shyness.

    If it is, calling him a creep and telling him to fuck off are the best ways to encourage him. :^:
    asking forumers to show him their tits is definitely the best way to make friends, you're absolutely right

    Sheri, we really should be nicer

    Yeah seriously what bitches you are.

    You called me fat, you foul-lipped temptress!

    That's because you are you semen dumpster.

    Vivixenne on
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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited May 2007
    after seeing a dame's undercarriage i should not be tempted to throw a boba fett action figure into it

    that is what i am saying

    Knob on
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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    you people are sleeping with the dirtiest people ever, god

    Raneados on
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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    knob you are one hell of a wordsmith

    TheySlashThem on
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2007
    I love this forum.

    Organichu on
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    BasicBasic Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Basic wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Doronron wrote: »
    Sheri? WaM? Care to demonstrate the Raneados principle? ^_^

    I keed.

    Who the fuck are you

    Go away, creepo

    Could be a long time lurker just coming out of his shyness.

    If it is, calling him a creep and telling him to fuck off are the best ways to encourage him. :^:
    asking forumers to show him their tits is definitely the best way to make friends, you're absolutely right

    Sheri, we really should be nicer

    Exactly.

    Now show us your tits, bitches.

    And I mean both of you.

    Basic on
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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Knob's right as usual

    I mean GOD STOP FUCKING HOMELESS PEOPLE YOU DOLTS

    Raneados on
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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    vaginas aren't that weird looking

    mrpaku on
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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    after seeing a dame's undercarriage i should not be tempted to throw a boba fett action figure into it

    that is what i am saying
    knob are you married yet

    will you marry me please

    World as Myth on
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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    after seeing a dame's undercarriage i should not be tempted to throw a boba fett action figure into it

    that is what i am saying

    Oh god. I'm going to get a six-pack just from laughing so hard at this.

    Vivixenne on
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    bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    after seeing a dame's undercarriage i should not be tempted to throw a boba fett action figure into it

    that is what i am saying

    i'm tempted to throw my "boba fett action figure" into it if you know what i mean

    bsjezz on
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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    prostitutes

    the lot of you

    Faricazy on
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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    vaginas aren't that weird looking

    Yes they are.

    Why do you think I like boys.

    GOSH.

    Vivixenne on
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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited May 2007
    i wonder if ladies have similar hangups about ugly boners

    all 'i ain't gonna put that in me, it looks like a nearsighted aborigine made a boomerang out of gristle and week old pork'

    Knob on
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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Basic wrote: »
    Basic wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Doronron wrote: »
    Sheri? WaM? Care to demonstrate the Raneados principle? ^_^

    I keed.

    Who the fuck are you

    Go away, creepo

    Could be a long time lurker just coming out of his shyness.

    If it is, calling him a creep and telling him to fuck off are the best ways to encourage him. :^:
    asking forumers to show him their tits is definitely the best way to make friends, you're absolutely right

    Sheri, we really should be nicer

    Exactly.

    Now show us your tits, bitches.

    And I mean both of you.
    man I've been barking up that tree for ages, good luck

    World as Myth on
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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Basic wrote: »
    Basic wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Doronron wrote: »
    Sheri? WaM? Care to demonstrate the Raneados principle? ^_^

    I keed.

    Who the fuck are you

    Go away, creepo

    Could be a long time lurker just coming out of his shyness.

    If it is, calling him a creep and telling him to fuck off are the best ways to encourage him. :^:
    asking forumers to show him their tits is definitely the best way to make friends, you're absolutely right

    Sheri, we really should be nicer

    Exactly.

    Now show us your tits, bitches.

    And I mean both of you.

    I will cut your dick off using rusted surgical impliments and then shove it down your throat until you drink your own semen you worthless sack of feces

    Sheri on
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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    IT HAS TEETH

    TheySlashThem on
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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    i wonder if ladies have similar hangups about ugly boners

    all 'i ain't gonna put that in me, it looks like a nearsighted aborigine made a boomerang out of gristle and week old pork'

    <3<3<3<3<3<3

    Though seriously.

    Penises (IN GENERAL) are way more attractive than vajayjays.

    Vivixenne on
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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    i wonder if ladies have similar hangups about ugly boners

    all 'i ain't gonna put that in me, it looks like a nearsighted aborigine made a boomerang out of gristle and week old pork'

    Knob, let me show you the dick bouquet

    There are so many unappetizing dicks in there

    Sheri on
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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    vaginas aren't that weird looking

    Yes they are.

    Why do you think I like boys.

    GOSH.
    Cause you're a priest?

    Faricazy on
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