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big stupid bonK's big stupid art contest (VOTING CLOSED)

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  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    Vote for me.

  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    A vote for me is the closest I'll come to immortality.
    You would want that for a forumer, wouldn't you?

  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    Vote for me because I am smart and handsome

  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    Knob wrote: »

    Getting the voting form up here on a new page

  • ProlegomenaProlegomena Frictionless Spinning The VoidRegistered User regular
    just cannot decide between "ass bear" and "born to shit"

  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    just cannot decide between "ass bear" and "born to shit"

    Born to Shit is very strong. Hm.

    Let them fight.

  • GrisloGrislo Registered User regular
    I don't know if the one I voted for will fit on your knob skin, but godspeed.

    This post was sponsored by Tom Cruise.
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    Grislo wrote: »
    I don't know if the one I voted for will fit on your knob skin, but godspeed.

    anything will fit with a running start

  • Lindsay LohanLindsay Lohan Registered User regular
    I cannot tell people to vote for me because the Ska one is just so beautiful in every way.

  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    I voted for ska, because the inclusion of the weird S thing was some galaxy brain shit.

  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Damn

    I just thought of this but I should have made the eyes little corn kernels

  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
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  • HeadCreepsHeadCreeps NOW IS THE TIME FOR DRINKING! Registered User regular
    Oh shoot, I wanted to make something and completely forgot :mad:

    Oh well, "Ska ruleS" it is!

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  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    3cl1ps3 wrote: »
    I voted for ska, because the inclusion of the weird S thing was some galaxy brain shit.

    oh yeah without the classic high school S it would be a shadow of its current self

  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    In hindsight it should have the anarchist A, for no reason.

  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    if i was gonna enter my own contest this would have been my entry

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    any/all of you have my explicit permission to get this tattooed on you

  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    If I may, kind sir, consider the thematic potential of the condom hat.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited August 2021
    real cowboys don't ride with saddles

    (this is an internet joke, please do safe sex)

    Knob on
  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    Man, I really think the Born to Shit baby has legs.

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  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    edited August 2021
    Naturally, the T-shirt would have back art too.

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    Endless_Serpents on
  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
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    Ok, sorry, I’m done, please continue.

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I voted for the minion getting beaned by a baseball bat

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I should have had mine say “Dave Matthew’s Man”

  • LadaiLadai Registered User regular
    I really want that Born to Shit t-shirt.

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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    I vote for

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    bnet: TheStig#1787 Steam: TheStig
  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
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    Ok, sorry, I’m done, please continue.

    I want this but for real

  • LadaiLadai Registered User regular
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    honestly, seeing this is just as good as winning for me.

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  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    This really should have been my entry.

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  • CelloCello Registered User regular
    Have you considered getting a tattoo that is a collage of all entries

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  • smofsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    I voted for Usagi's because I'm a narcissist I guess.

  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited August 2021
    Cello wrote: »
    Have you considered getting a tattoo that is a collage of all entries

    I sure haven't, but thanks for your input

    Knob on
  • CelloCello Registered User regular
    Knob wrote: »
    Cello wrote: »
    Have you considered getting a tattoo that is a collage of all entries

    I sure haven't, but thanks for your input

    I guess that would be a lot of fifties to hand out, so, fair

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  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    Cello wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    Cello wrote: »
    Have you considered getting a tattoo that is a collage of all entries

    I sure haven't, but thanks for your input

    I guess that would be a lot of fifties to hand out, so, fair

    We could share the prize. That'd be something like 4 bucks each, right?
    And a patch of Knob's skin, which, I think we can all agree, is the real prize here.

  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Is it legal to make chicharrónes out of people?

  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    Delicious things can't be illegal. Its the law.

  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Then explain the illegality of ortolan bunting, bonk.

  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    that's why you put the napkin over your head

    so god and the cops can't see you, so it isn't illegal

  • MegaMan001MegaMan001 CRNA Rochester, MNRegistered User regular
    I audibly gasped at Ska RuleS! And so it has my vote

    I am in the business of saving lives.
  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    Cops don’t look up, God doesn’t look down, so be like me and hover 20 feet off the ground at all times.

  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    also: captain crunch is proof that seasoning food with your own mouth blood is cooler on paper than in practice

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