As required by law, ever NES platformer had to have an ice level, a lava level, and an Egypt level.
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thatassemblyguyJanitor of Technical Debt.Registered Userregular
also, Vowels, re: patent stuff, just keep a list of things that you think might be patentable - but like, not things you think you might want to start a business around - in a text file.
Then on Friday afternoons, do the write-up and submit. Not sure what the process is like there but if it's like the other bigs, then there's the ${submission}+${patent-application}+${patent-granted} pathway to money, and the ${submission} dollars are usually non-trivial (e.g., a couple cases of bear, a few nice bottles of wine, or nice dinner for the fam, etc).
During a few slow years, me and a couple other co-workers 'invented' ourselves some nice bonuses that way.
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
They don't offer monetary compensation for the patent pipeline? whaaaaat?
i would assume these days companies all do the "we own everything you do on company time" thing
My company is hueg so it's not like they need the new patents. They have eleventy billion already.
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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ChanusHarbinger of the Spicy Rooster ApocalypseThe Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered Userregular
when i was a kid i thought the one line was
when the evil Shredder attacks
these turtle boys don't come in no slacks
because they don't wear pants and also in the 80s before action slacks were invented it was tough to kick in them
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but they're listening to every word I say
not my first guess for first rolling stone to go
well second technically
Bodacious!
Also some pogs.
That kid fucks.
oof
but they're listening to every word I say
Bossa Nova!
Chevy Nova?
It's going to be pretty fresh yo.
but they're listening to every word I say
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdeDtiobyNc
a bad enough dude to save the President
What does it mean
gimme a break
I still want a longer one though with the cocaine fueled Back to the Future release party details.
Hey kids, the Illuminati is cool
what's more tubular than T H E I L L U M I N A T I
it's right there in the name
ILL LUMINATI
As required by law, ever NES platformer had to have an ice level, a lava level, and an Egypt level.
Then on Friday afternoons, do the write-up and submit. Not sure what the process is like there but if it's like the other bigs, then there's the ${submission}+${patent-application}+${patent-granted} pathway to money, and the ${submission} dollars are usually non-trivial (e.g., a couple cases of bear, a few nice bottles of wine, or nice dinner for the fam, etc).
During a few slow years, me and a couple other co-workers 'invented' ourselves some nice bonuses that way.
Get you someone who can do both
but they're listening to every word I say
my hands look like wild arcade action so hers can look like classic pictionary fun
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
You got those Mario Party 64 hands.
but they're listening to every word I say
They don't offer monetary compensation for the patent pipeline? whaaaaat?
sing the rest of it
SING THE REST OIF IT, CHANUS
Holy fuck, there is a straight-up murder in here!
This is a depressing as hell song.
i would assume these days companies all do the "we own everything you do on company time" thing
https://youtu.be/rt-2cxAiPJk
MICHELANGELO IS A PARTY DUDE
COWABUNGAAAAAAA
My company is hueg so it's not like they need the new patents. They have eleventy billion already.
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
when the evil Shredder attacks
these turtle boys don't come in no slacks
because they don't wear pants and also in the 80s before action slacks were invented it was tough to kick in them