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Pokemon Slaps [Chat]

RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
edited August 2021 in Debate and/or Discourse
There are two meanings to this title. One is about high quality poke-music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6RuFLKFuuc

The other is this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8EZeK8OHr8

Wait bonus third meaning! Thanks to @Ringo for the reminder.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D85duFrcw7o

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    @Hi I'm Vee! stream all metroids forever

    fuck gendered marketing
  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    i dunno why they took this sexy ass spider and turned her into a woman for the video game

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    i dunno why they took this sexy ass spider and turned her into a woman for the video game

    Lolth?

    fuck gendered marketing
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    i dunno why they took this sexy ass spider and turned her into a woman for the video game

    I remember the first game when it's revealed that
    Your Elf-Wraith guy is Celebrimbor

    And just mused that "huh, Tolkein purists ain't gonna cheer for that".

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Elldren wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    i dunno why they took this sexy ass spider and turned her into a woman for the video game

    Lolth?

    Shelob

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    i dunno why they took this sexy ass spider and turned her into a woman for the video game

    Lolth?

    Shelob

    Charlotte?

  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    i dunno why they took this sexy ass spider and turned her into a woman for the video game

    Lolth?

    Shelob

    Charlotte?

    "Nasty Fat Hobbitses" written in web over Cirith Ungol

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    Man, I adored the combat in Shadow of Mordor, and the Nemesis system, but hoo boy, did the story and boss fights drag it down.

    I didn't get very far in the sequel, though.

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    what i say to my fuckboys

    https://youtu.be/Lff3w08tsc4

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • LoserForHireXLoserForHireX Philosopher King The AcademyRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    i dunno why they took this sexy ass spider and turned her into a woman for the video game

    Lolth?

    Shelob

    seriously, gimmie that booty

    "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
    "We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Chanus wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    i dunno why they took this sexy ass spider and turned her into a woman for the video game

    Lolth?

    Shelob

    seriously, gimmie that booty

    dumps dumps dumps like a truck

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    i dunno why they took this sexy ass spider and turned her into a woman for the video game

    Lolth?

    Shelob

    seriously, gimmie that booty

    dumps dumps dumps spider silk like a truck

  • TuminTumin Registered User regular
    If you like it then you shoulda put a Celehimbo on it

  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
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  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    Falling by Viggo Mortenson just hit German theaters. Definitely of the Gay Cowboys Eating Pudding genre. Just a miserable abusive experience the whole time. But shot and directed really well!!

    I’m really confused by this post because I don’t know what “gay cowboys eating pudding” means but it sounds like a good thing!

  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    It's a Brokeback thing right?

    are YOU on the beer list?
  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    The sequel to Shadow of Mordor was "OK, people liked that one thing in Shadow of Mordor so lets just keep on doing that over and over ad nauseum and some garbage loot to try to justify doing it over and over ad nauseum"

  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    Falling by Viggo Mortenson just hit German theaters. Definitely of the Gay Cowboys Eating Pudding genre. Just a miserable abusive experience the whole time. But shot and directed really well!!

    I’m really confused by this post because I don’t know what “gay cowboys eating pudding” means but it sounds like a good thing!
    Cartman calls independent films "gay cowboys eating pudding." and I've always called them that. The best part is that according to Wikipedia this was 7 years before Brokeback Mountain came out which is peak Gay Cowboys Eating Pudding.

  • Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    It's a Brokeback thing right?

    Googling it, apparently it's a south park joke about independent movies that predates Brokeback.

  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    What kind of pudding would gay cowboys eat

  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited August 2021
    I am really not looking forward to seeing the PAX West Covid spread numbers in two weeks.

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    same way if you didn’t know what it was, you’d 100% want to visit a puppy farm

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Couscous wrote: »
    What kind of pudding would gay cowboys eat

    butterscotch

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    What kind of pudding would gay cowboys eat
    I like to think that Ennis and Jack just moved to San Francisco to eat gay pudding instead of you know....

  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Headline:
    Self-driving Toyota collides with Paralympian

    Actual article
    At the time, the vehicle was under manual control of an operator, who told police they "were aware that a person was there but thought (the person) would (realize that a bus was coming) and stop crossing the (street)"

    I guess "person driving fails to give right-of-way and hits someone" wouldn't be newsworthy enough...

    nibXTE7.png
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  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Headline:
    Self-driving Toyota collides with Paralympian

    Actual article
    At the time, the vehicle was under manual control of an operator, who told police they "were aware that a person was there but thought (the person) would (realize that a bus was coming) and stop crossing the (street)"

    I guess "person driving fails to give right-of-way and hits someone" wouldn't be newsworthy enough...

    look do you want clicks or not

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • AegisAegis Fear My Dance Overshot Toronto, Landed in OttawaRegistered User regular
    Motion to consider "vehicle was under manual control" as not fucking "self-driving".

    We'll see how long this blog lasts
    Currently DMing: None :(
    Characters
    [5e] Dural Melairkyn - AC 18 | HP 40 | Melee +5/1d8+3 | Spell +4/DC 12
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    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Wilhelm Scream in Two Towers and Return of the King dang

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Headline:
    Self-driving Toyota collides with Paralympian

    Actual article
    At the time, the vehicle was under manual control of an operator, who told police they "were aware that a person was there but thought (the person) would (realize that a bus was coming) and stop crossing the (street)"

    I guess "person driving fails to give right-of-way and hits someone" wouldn't be newsworthy enough...

    The headline gives more fault to the car than most headlines do when a driver hits a pedestrian or cyclist, so...

  • AegisAegis Fear My Dance Overshot Toronto, Landed in OttawaRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Wilhelm Scream in Two Towers and Return of the King dang

    I don't know if there is a similar name of this, but for 30 years now I instantly recognize (and dread) this "children's laughing" soundclip that is apparently the go-to soundclip for literally everything involving a scene in which more than 2 children are in close proximity.

    And the only reason I pick it out so clearly is because it was used in the opening load screen music for Diddy Kong Racing.

    We'll see how long this blog lasts
    Currently DMing: None :(
    Characters
    [5e] Dural Melairkyn - AC 18 | HP 40 | Melee +5/1d8+3 | Spell +4/DC 12
  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Wilhelm Scream in Two Towers and Return of the King dang
    Husband says that the sound effect they use for eagles in movies. Like you know the one. It's the same for all of them. It's a red tailed hawk. And he always points it out. Especially if it's a bald eagle or something.

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Aegis wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Wilhelm Scream in Two Towers and Return of the King dang

    I don't know if there is a similar name of this, but for 30 years now I instantly recognize (and dread) this "children's laughing" soundclip that is apparently the go-to soundclip for literally everything involving a scene in which more than 2 children are in close proximity.

    And the only reason I pick it out so clearly is because it was used in the opening load screen music for Diddy Kong Racing.

    the internet seems to agree it is the Diddy Laugh

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    Today's Oglaf has an important lesson on military strategy.

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Chanus wrote: »
    Wilhelm Scream in Two Towers and Return of the King dang
    Husband says that the sound effect they use for eagles in movies. Like you know the one. It's the same for all of them. It's a red tailed hawk. And he always points it out. Especially if it's a bald eagle or something.

    this is true and is another of those things i can never unlearn or stop noticing

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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