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No, It's the Artisanal Cheese Villains Who Are Wrong in the [BAD FOOD] Thread

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  • MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    edited November 2021
    -Loki- wrote: »
    Brovid Hasselsmof wrote: »
    That does sound good but I don't think you'd get away with calling it gravy.

    Biscuits and gravy is going to have people scratching their heads wondering why you're dunking Digestives in Bisto.

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    Oh! It's woggets and mudge!



    edit: Tweet is a picture of British biscuits and British gravy; text: "If you just showed me this pic and said it was an English delicacy called "Woggets and Mudge" or something, I'd have to believe it."

    MechMantis on
  • DirtyboyDirtyboy Registered User regular

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    ...i realise that if I didn't have a bunch of tracker protection and fences enabled in my browser, that would not have been

    a surprise hot dog

    but since tweets don't display in-line on the forums for me, boy was it ever!

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    never had a fast food biscuit I thought was worth a damn, that includes Popeyes

    Ahem Bojangles would like a word

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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Making lunch today I forgot that the Frank's Red Hot bottle has a flip top with a small aperture

    Unscrewed the whole lid and proceeded to pour half a bottle over my tofu scramble before I noticed what I was doing

    I saved the dish by stirring in peanut butter and creating a sort of satay gloop, but I worry what's going to happen in a couple of hours

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • QuantumTurkQuantumTurk Registered User regular
    Juggernut wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    never had a fast food biscuit I thought was worth a damn, that includes Popeyes

    Ahem Bojangles would like a word

    God I miss it.

    Also yank biscuit sounds like a somehow even more lewd variant of the game soggy biscuit.

  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Central OhioRegistered User regular
    QuantumTurk wrote: »
    Juggernut wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    never had a fast food biscuit I thought was worth a damn, that includes Popeyes

    Ahem Bojangles would like a word

    God I miss it.

    Also yank biscuit sounds like a somehow even more lewd variant of the game soggy biscuit.

    Circle biscuit?

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  • MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    Captain Inertia wrote: »
    QuantumTurk wrote: »
    Juggernut wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    never had a fast food biscuit I thought was worth a damn, that includes Popeyes

    Ahem Bojangles would like a word

    God I miss it.

    Also yank biscuit sounds like a somehow even more lewd variant of the game soggy biscuit.

    Circle biscuit?

    The Greeks make a fantastic version.

  • KarlKarl Registered User regular
    Well this took a sexy turn

  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    WhatABurger has a jalapeño cheddar biscuit that's pretty dang good.

    But if we're using chain restaurant biscuits I'll hand it to nice soft fluffy cracker barrel biscuits

  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Central OhioRegistered User regular
    MichaelLC wrote: »
    Captain Inertia wrote: »
    QuantumTurk wrote: »
    Juggernut wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    never had a fast food biscuit I thought was worth a damn, that includes Popeyes

    Ahem Bojangles would like a word

    God I miss it.

    Also yank biscuit sounds like a somehow even more lewd variant of the game soggy biscuit.

    Circle biscuit?

    The Greeks make a fantastic version.

    What’s the moisture content of a Greek circle biscuit

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Captain Inertia wrote: »
    MichaelLC wrote: »
    Captain Inertia wrote: »
    QuantumTurk wrote: »
    Juggernut wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    never had a fast food biscuit I thought was worth a damn, that includes Popeyes

    Ahem Bojangles would like a word

    God I miss it.

    Also yank biscuit sounds like a somehow even more lewd variant of the game soggy biscuit.

    Circle biscuit?

    The Greeks make a fantastic version.

    What’s the moisture content of a Greek circle biscuit

    XXVII%

  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Captain Inertia wrote: »
    MichaelLC wrote: »
    Captain Inertia wrote: »
    QuantumTurk wrote: »
    Juggernut wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    never had a fast food biscuit I thought was worth a damn, that includes Popeyes

    Ahem Bojangles would like a word

    God I miss it.

    Also yank biscuit sounds like a somehow even more lewd variant of the game soggy biscuit.

    Circle biscuit?

    The Greeks make a fantastic version.

    What’s the moisture content of a Greek circle biscuit

    XXVII%

    Pyrrhus is so furious with you right now.

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  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Captain Inertia wrote: »
    MichaelLC wrote: »
    Captain Inertia wrote: »
    QuantumTurk wrote: »
    Juggernut wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    never had a fast food biscuit I thought was worth a damn, that includes Popeyes

    Ahem Bojangles would like a word

    God I miss it.

    Also yank biscuit sounds like a somehow even more lewd variant of the game soggy biscuit.

    Circle biscuit?

    The Greeks make a fantastic version.

    What’s the moisture content of a Greek circle biscuit

    XXVII%

    That's an Italian biscuit

  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    Madican wrote: »
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Captain Inertia wrote: »
    MichaelLC wrote: »
    Captain Inertia wrote: »
    QuantumTurk wrote: »
    Juggernut wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    never had a fast food biscuit I thought was worth a damn, that includes Popeyes

    Ahem Bojangles would like a word

    God I miss it.

    Also yank biscuit sounds like a somehow even more lewd variant of the game soggy biscuit.

    Circle biscuit?

    The Greeks make a fantastic version.

    What’s the moisture content of a Greek circle biscuit

    XXVII%

    That's an Italian biscuit

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    ?

  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Got hold of a pound of extremely good pastrami and some new york rye on the weekend, so I've been making myself sandwiches for lunch all week.
    Putting this here because it's not technically cooking, but let me assure you this is not bad food

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    phots on my flickr pics on my tumblr
  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I bet if you had a firm enough biscuit recipe and gravy that was fairly viscous/thick, you could probably do a biscuit filled with gravy, like a savory version of a jelly donut.

    BLM - ACAB
  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Gravy jelly

  • chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    Rhesus Positive wrote: »
    Making lunch today I forgot that the Frank's Red Hot bottle has a flip top with a small aperture

    Unscrewed the whole lid and proceeded to pour half a bottle over my tofu scramble before I noticed what I was doing

    I saved the dish by stirring in peanut butter and creating a sort of satay gloop, but I worry what's going to happen in a couple of hours

    So? How ya feeling @Rhesus Positive ?

  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    I'm eating a bad cheeseburger but I love it because it makes me have tender family memories

  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    chromdom wrote: »
    Rhesus Positive wrote: »
    Making lunch today I forgot that the Frank's Red Hot bottle has a flip top with a small aperture

    Unscrewed the whole lid and proceeded to pour half a bottle over my tofu scramble before I noticed what I was doing

    I saved the dish by stirring in peanut butter and creating a sort of satay gloop, but I worry what's going to happen in a couple of hours

    So? How ya feeling Rhesus Positive?

    I LIVE

    No adverse side effects, either - maybe the oils in the peanut butter saved me

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • smofsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    Madican wrote: »
    Gravy jelly

    This just makes me think of when meat juice gets cold and gelatinous and it does not feel appealing

  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Brovid Hasselsmof wrote: »
    Madican wrote: »
    Gravy jelly

    This just makes me think of when meat juice gets cold and gelatinous and it does not feel appealing

    But then you can slice it and use it in sandwiches!

    The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin
  • Commander ZoomCommander Zoom Registered User regular
    yeah, I thought of chilled gravy too. that has a very similar consistency to jelly, in my experience.

  • GlalGlal AiredaleRegistered User regular
    Just stuff it in my mouth!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFsZQxUU-7c

  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Kinda wanna try doing that, to be honest.

    BLM - ACAB
  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    oh do people not usually do that with quesadillas

  • zekebeauzekebeau Registered User regular
    . how can you possibly get enough heat to get those final layers melted?

  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    zekebeau wrote: »
    . how can you possibly get enough heat to get those final layers melted?

    You add a layer of cheese then tortilla on top, then flip it so it's on the bottom and it melts. Add on top, flip, melt. Repeat. Each time, the newest layer gets moved closest to the heat.

    BLM - ACAB
  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    or you make 5 regular quesadillas and then cheese-glue them together

  • BurtletoyBurtletoy Registered User regular
    You could just use nacho cheese and not even worry about having to melt anything

  • BurtletoyBurtletoy Registered User regular
    After all this is the bad food thread

  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    what would happen if you put a cheese stick into a hot glue gun

  • BurtletoyBurtletoy Registered User regular
    I think that's called a Raclette

  • DirtyboyDirtyboy Registered User regular
    edited November 2021

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    Dirty's Twitter
  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Central OhioRegistered User regular
    Burtletoy wrote: »
    You could just use nacho cheese and not even worry about having to melt anything

    How does stealing someone else’s cheese help with this problem

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  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    Captain Inertia wrote: »
    Burtletoy wrote: »
    You could just use nacho cheese and not even worry about having to melt anything

    How does stealing someone else’s cheese help with this problem

    couldn't hurt

  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Captain Inertia wrote: »
    Burtletoy wrote: »
    You could just use nacho cheese and not even worry about having to melt anything

    How does stealing someone else’s cheese help with this problem

    At first I read this as "necro cheese" and I was like...mmm, no.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited November 2021
    Dirtyboy wrote: »

    WHY DO PEOPLE MAKE ALIGNMENT CHARTS WHEN THEY DON'T FUCKING KNOW HOW ALIGNMENT CHARTS WORK

    Turkey is the only thanksgiving food everyone agrees should be there, it is the fucking poster boy of thanksgiving, it is the image on all the corporate marketing, it is the most traditional and safest choice, it is the fucking symbol of the holiday.

    TURKEY IS THE DEFINITION OF LAWFUL.

    The morality of turkey is open for debate, you could argue that any factory farmed meat cannot be considered good, or that it's the only form of protein on the table and it's pretty lean too so it can't be evil, but I will fucking fistfight anyone who thinks TURKEY should be CHAOTIC on a THANKSGIVING ALIGNMENT CHART.

    #pipe on
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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    I'm actually so mad I'm gonna be thinking about that chart for weeks

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