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amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhourThe woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
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So I didn't know this movie was even being made, let alone that it came out today, November 5th.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Poc55U2RPMw

Go watch a Western y'all.

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Let he who has not taken pictures of their nude wife on a beach where off in the distance a baby was being breast fed cast th ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow

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  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    a Chanus Agree-based economy would be like fuckin Zimbabwe in a month

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    I hate when I'm trying to make family-friendly porn with my wife and breastfeeding women just won't stop photobombing us

  • TuminTumin Registered User regular
    Hey is this thread about hard family po-

  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    Like, you try to not have any breastfeeding women in frame, but no matter how you position your undressed wife on the beach, there's one in the background.

  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    a Chanus Agree-based economy would be like fuckin Zimbabwe in a month

    My family needs 12 gallon of chanus agrees a week.

    the chat inflation is real

  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator, Administrator admin
    Chanus wrote: »
    a Chanus Agree-based economy would be like fuckin Zimbabwe in a month

    Yesterday I was thinking when I got the question "What would you do if you had infinite money?", in the sense of what you would do with your life.

    "Well, to start with, this would mean the end of capitalism as we know it."

  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    breastfeeding women ruining my amateur public pornography happens so often that i'm going to mention it in Parliament

  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Time to go back to the old chat for context, I guess

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • TuminTumin Registered User regular
    Finally my man-years spent scouring Google Earth for breastfeeding women will come to fruition in my amicus briefs

  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Really who can take a picture of their wife without three stranger's breasts just accidentally materializing in the frame?

  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator, Administrator admin
    "What would you do with infinite money?"

    *accidentally crashes the economy of eight countries by bidding 207x USA's military budget on a three-room apartment*

  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    We've got coyotes here, and I think they might prey on fawns? But nothing to put a dent in the numbers, I don't think. People's pets keep disappearing though.

    There's no hunting season - or rather, hunting season is year round - but you couldn't shoot within city limits. I suppose you could take one with a bow?

  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    I have googled Lord Wolfson and he does indeed look like a man that would stand up in a public place and complain someone was ruining his family pornography.

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited November 2021
    Aldo wrote: »
    Like, you try to not have any breastfeeding women in frame, but no matter how you position your undressed wife on the beach, there's one in the background.
    it's no surprise, the average baby drinks 48 gallons of breast milk a month

    Elendil on
  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    It sounds like the real problem here is overcrowding at nude beaches

  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    also, the age-old question

    coy-ote or coy-o-tee

  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    a Chanus Agree-based economy would be like fuckin Zimbabwe in a month

    Yesterday I was thinking when I got the question "What would you do if you had infinite money?", in the sense of what you would do with your life.

    "Well, to start with, this would mean the end of capitalism as we know it."

    Yeah, that's the plan

  • RonTheDMRonTheDM Yes, yes Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    I have googled Lord Wolfson and he does indeed look like a man that would stand up in a public place and complain someone was ruining his family pornography.

    How distinct is his Habsburg Jaw?

  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    edited November 2021
    Bogart wrote: »
    I have googled Lord Wolfson and he does indeed look like a man that would stand up in a public place and complain someone was ruining his family pornography.

    Looks like an utterly average dude, which, maybe...

    Simon_Wolfson.jpg

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  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    SummaryJudgment wrote: »
    also, the age-old question

    coy-ote or coy-o-tee

    kee-yote

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  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator, Administrator admin
    "I can only paypal a 64-bit amount of money to every person on the planet? Where do I file a bug report?"

  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator, Administrator admin
    That guy looks like an average IT middle manager.

  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    He's missing a half inch of cuff peeking his jacket sleeve

    Disgusting

  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    I think that's the first time I've seen the label "super follower" on a Twitter reply. I had to look up what it meant to be sure but I kinda guessed. If that's the first time I've seen it I imagine it's not really taking off as a concept.

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  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    Echo wrote: »
    That guy looks like an average IT middle manager.

    Exactly! The very worst of human slime.

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  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    If I had infinite money I would buy an NFT for infinity dollars.

  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    amateurhour wrote: »
    SummaryJudgment wrote: »
    also, the age-old question

    coy-ote or coy-o-tee

    kee-yote

    like, car key?

    I've heard "kay-yote" like as in kayak

  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Guy looks like the British version of Milton from Office Space.

    instead of mumbling about staplers its family porn

  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    z706kpfxucub.png

    in what's probably the most british thing i can think of, i think you guys got the wrong Lord Wolfson

  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    Also that is not the right guy in the picture. That is Lord Wolfson of Aspley Guise.

    Don't you fuckin rubes know your Lord Wolfsons apart?

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  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    edited November 2021
    is family porn boudoir photography taken horribly out of context, or did this dude literally get on a soapbox and defend the incest porn trend

    what a world

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  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    I didn't think there'd be that many! :biggrin:

  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator, Administrator admin
    Tav wrote: »
    in what's probably the most british thing i can think of, i think you guys got the wrong Lord Wolfson

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  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    SummaryJudgment wrote: »
    is family porn boudoir photography taken horribly out of context, or did this dude literally get on a soapbox and defend the incest porn trend

    what a world

    From context he meant the former, but he worded it in perhaps the most hilariously poor way possible.

  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    second guy is obviously the evil one, look at that dimple in his necktie

  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    Okay, seriously, why in the fuck do we have multiple Lord Wolfsons?

  • GrudgeGrudge blessed is the mind too small for doubtRegistered User regular
    This whole aristocracy thing is so absurd. Why do they still exist? The year 2000 was supposed to be the future, and that was 21 years ago. And sometimes it feels like we're still living in the middle ages.

  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    SummaryJudgment wrote: »
    amateurhour wrote: »
    SummaryJudgment wrote: »
    also, the age-old question

    coy-ote or coy-o-tee

    kee-yote

    like, car key?

    I've heard "kay-yote" like as in kayak

    Yeah I've heard it the way you said, the first was just me making shit up

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Burnage wrote: »
    Okay, seriously, why in the fuck do we have multiple Lord Wolfsons?
    wolfmother went on tour

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