The Cowboys have been competitively irrelevant for long enough that I lost the ability to muster a shit about them or their fans a while back
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It only comes once a year! It's that special time before they've played a regular season down when Cowboys fans are certain their team will be going to the Superbowl.
It's already a rough year as a Cowboys fan, what with Tyron Smith's knee exploding.
Try rough lifetime. This was always going to be a regression unless the rest of the division sucks the whole tailpipe.
Most valuable sports franchise in the world, hasn't been relevant for a quarter century.
On the plus side, they could have been purchased by Trump. So they could've been bakrupted and moved to Vanuatu.
Speaking of Trump and the Cowboys
My neighbor across the street that put up a flagpole so he could fly his dipshit Trump flag under the US flag swapped it for a Cowboys flag the day after it came out that Trump referred to the fake electors as fake.
Is it? Always seemed pretty normal to me. I assumed it was relatively common to have this level of hatred for at least one other team.
It is also worth noting that it is a relatively wholesome rivalry as well. I have never heard of an Atlanta fan speak badly of their experience with Saints fans in a general sense and vice versa. Just endless, merciless mockery over anything at all. You can expect to see a toddler flip off the team for sure. The fans will have as good a time though.
As an Atlanta resident I'd like to remind you that your team was absolute garbage with no redeeming value before Brees and will be once more.
Hate hate hate,
Monwyn
You see this is the pure hatred that I like to see. Here is a man whose team has never amounted to anything. A team dedicated to choking when it matters. A team that thrives on almost being good every so often before crashing back down to earth. What does he do? Lash out at the better team. This is truly inspirational. It is why we have dedicated a statue to this great rival. Here it is for you to admire, and look upon. So you can see the glory of your team immortalized without having to travel to the better city.
Kinda surprised that the Panthers are dominating, even in preseason. One of the supposed strengths of the Bills is their depth. If their second and third teams can't compete against the Panthers, I'm not sure I believe that.
Just heard the commentators talking about how it's a good thing that the Panthers kept fourth string PJ Walker.
Because they lost their rookie QB Matt Corral last week to a season ending foot injury.
And apparently lost Sam Darnold tonight for some time (the descriptor is accurate, it's disturbing) due to another foot injury. He had to be carted off, which is never a good sign.
"Wouldn’t watch this if you get queasy easily … but this is why Sam Darnold was carted off. Watch his left ankle."
- Nicki Jhabvala is an NFL writer for the WaPo.
Is it? Always seemed pretty normal to me. I assumed it was relatively common to have this level of hatred for at least one other team.
It is also worth noting that it is a relatively wholesome rivalry as well. I have never heard of an Atlanta fan speak badly of their experience with Saints fans in a general sense and vice versa. Just endless, merciless mockery over anything at all. You can expect to see a toddler flip off the team for sure. The fans will have as good a time though.
As an Atlanta resident I'd like to remind you that your team was absolute garbage with no redeeming value before Brees and will be once more.
Hate hate hate,
Monwyn
You see this is the pure hatred that I like to see. Here is a man whose team has never amounted to anything. A team dedicated to choking when it matters. A team that thrives on almost being good every so often before crashing back down to earth. What does he do? Lash out at the better team. This is truly inspirational. It is why we have dedicated a statue to this great rival. Here it is for you to admire, and look upon. So you can see the glory of your team immortalized without having to travel to the better city.
One of the best trolls I ever pulled off on my FFXIV Discord was directed at a Falcons fan. I'd overheard her mentioning it offhand once. I then spent like two or three months casually talking football, and finally one day was like "oh yeah just listening to the Saints game" and she predictably went off. I said "Who's your team?" and she says "The Falcons of course!" to which I said "The who? Sorry, I just started watching football recently and have only memorized the winning teams so far."
In the NFL world, 'I don't care that he raped a bunch of women. That was *before* he played for my favorite team!' defense is merely background radiation.
I was thinking that there should be a different term for a preseason matchup of the Jets vs Giants vs a regular season one.
And then I figured there's not much difference between a pointless game between these two where the score doesn't really matter and that has no real effect on the standings and is just generally a waste of time for everybody involved, and a preseason game.
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Are they hilarious? Do you have a Biffalo Bulls jersey?
Nah I want to get a Broncos Jersey, but I also don’t want to be pissed I spent a bunch of money if Russell Wilson turns out to be a rapist.
He checked with his image consultant over there in cloudcuckooland and got told it was a bad look, so he released a halfhearted take about how people should plant flower boxes and be nicer instead.
Looks like it's gonna be Flacco vs Tyrod. Zach Wilson is still hurt, Giants are sitting Jones.
Hearing the commentators try and force enthusiasm is entertaining in it's own right.
Who thought this would be a good opener to the final day of pre-season? Even if both starting QB's were playing?
EDIT - Jets first drive ends when Flacco takes off, realizes that's not an option, throws to a receiver short of the sticks, guy battles through several Giants to make yardage, but coughs up the ball.
Giants first drive. 1st and 10, hand off for 3. 2nd and 7, 2yd pass incomplete (thrown into the grass). 3rd and 7, sacked by three Jets almost untouched.
"When we come back, NO SCORE!". The commentators having to sound enthusiastic for this derpfest is just funny.
Second drive, Jets do nothing. Giants, Tyrod throws one of the worst picks that I've seen this pre-season.
Third drive, Jets start in opposition territory. Get a FG.
Biggest indictment? Apparently the Jets are starting their first team. Giants are sitting theirs. And the Jets are still only able to get points on the board because of a turnover.
Giants get a good 25yd pass play off, Tyrod goes down. Looks like he's OK though.
It really is just waiting for defensive incompetence to overtake offensive incompetence.
EDIT - Re Tyrod back injury, questionable to return. So we're stuck with Webb, because they apparently don't want to put Jones in.
EDIT EDIT - Re INT, Flacco says "Hold my beer", and throws not just a worst pick from a throw perspective, but it goes for a pick six.
if Wilson has a scandal it's gonna be something absolutely wild like a cult or a South African child adoption smuggling ring.
Actually his scandal was when an ex-girlfriend made it known that he used to bang one of his mom's friends in one of those utterly questionable "he's barely 18 and she's over double that" cougar/hunter type situations.
EDIT: Oh you meant Russell Wilson, not Zach Wilson? My b.
if Wilson has a scandal it's gonna be something absolutely wild like a cult or a South African child adoption smuggling ring.
Actually his scandal was when an ex-girlfriend made it known that he used to bang one of his mom's friends in one of those utterly questionable "he's barely 18 and she's over double that" cougar/hunter type situations.
EDIT: Oh you meant Russell Wilson, not Zach Wilson? My b.
I mean that's kinda messed up but he's the victim there
Second drive, Jets do nothing. Giants, Tyrod throws one of the worst picks that I've seen this pre-season.
Third drive, Jets start in opposition territory. Get a FG.
Biggest indictment? Apparently the Jets are starting their first team. Giants are sitting theirs. And the Jets are still only able to get points on the board because of a turnover.
Giants get a good 25yd pass play off, Tyrod goes down. Looks like he's OK though.
It really is just waiting for defensive incompetence to overtake offensive incompetence.
EDIT - Re Tyrod back injury, questionable to return. So we're stuck with Webb, because they apparently don't want to put Jones in.
EDIT EDIT - Re INT, Flacco says "Hold my beer", and throws not just a worst pick from a throw perspective, but it goes for a pick six.
Honestly the biggest reason to have Taylor at 2 on the depth chart is that he's played significant time in real games. Webb has arguably looked better all preseason
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Is it? Always seemed pretty normal to me. I assumed it was relatively common to have this level of hatred for at least one other team.
It is also worth noting that it is a relatively wholesome rivalry as well. I have never heard of an Atlanta fan speak badly of their experience with Saints fans in a general sense and vice versa. Just endless, merciless mockery over anything at all. You can expect to see a toddler flip off the team for sure. The fans will have as good a time though.
As an Atlanta resident I'd like to remind you that your team was absolute garbage with no redeeming value before Brees and will be once more.
Hate hate hate,
Monwyn
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Okay but if Team A starts Elite Quarterback Joe Flacco in the preseason, then by the Reflective Property doesn't that make the opposing teams starting Quarterback equally Elite?
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Try rough lifetime. This was always going to be a regression unless the rest of the division sucks the whole tailpipe.
Most valuable sports franchise in the world, hasn't been relevant for a quarter century.
On the plus side, they could have been purchased by Trump. So they could've been bakrupted and moved to Vanuatu.
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Jerry Jones- like that he pays more than market for his guys, hate that he’s a walking leather-bound monument to consequence-free rich white mediocre sex criming
And DJ
*unless he’s injured which
Speaking of Trump and the Cowboys
My neighbor across the street that put up a flagpole so he could fly his dipshit Trump flag under the US flag swapped it for a Cowboys flag the day after it came out that Trump referred to the fake electors as fake.
So you know, progress!
You see this is the pure hatred that I like to see. Here is a man whose team has never amounted to anything. A team dedicated to choking when it matters. A team that thrives on almost being good every so often before crashing back down to earth. What does he do? Lash out at the better team. This is truly inspirational. It is why we have dedicated a statue to this great rival. Here it is for you to admire, and look upon. So you can see the glory of your team immortalized without having to travel to the better city.
Kinda surprised that the Panthers are dominating, even in preseason. One of the supposed strengths of the Bills is their depth. If their second and third teams can't compete against the Panthers, I'm not sure I believe that.
Just heard the commentators talking about how it's a good thing that the Panthers kept fourth string PJ Walker.
Because they lost their rookie QB Matt Corral last week to a season ending foot injury.
And apparently lost Sam Darnold tonight for some time (the descriptor is accurate, it's disturbing) due to another foot injury. He had to be carted off, which is never a good sign.
"Wouldn’t watch this if you get queasy easily … but this is why Sam Darnold was carted off. Watch his left ankle."
- Nicki Jhabvala is an NFL writer for the WaPo.
This franchise is cursed.
One of the best trolls I ever pulled off on my FFXIV Discord was directed at a Falcons fan. I'd overheard her mentioning it offhand once. I then spent like two or three months casually talking football, and finally one day was like "oh yeah just listening to the Saints game" and she predictably went off. I said "Who's your team?" and she says "The Falcons of course!" to which I said "The who? Sorry, I just started watching football recently and have only memorized the winning teams so far."
Yes, him
Nobody's gonna stick their neck out for a punter no matter how meme-y he is.
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*Cleveland Browns enter the chat*
I mean, if you're gonna stick it out with Watson, defend Kareem Hunt as a good decision, why not go full villain?
That ol "Laugin Jimmy Haslem" gif is so apt now.
I say they're fine.
Last time I looked at the NFL Shop they were asking absolutely ridiculous prices for licensed gear and I imagine it's only gotten worse
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I was thinking that there should be a different term for a preseason matchup of the Jets vs Giants vs a regular season one.
And then I figured there's not much difference between a pointless game between these two where the score doesn't really matter and that has no real effect on the standings and is just generally a waste of time for everybody involved, and a preseason game.
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He checked with his image consultant over there in cloudcuckooland and got told it was a bad look, so he released a halfhearted take about how people should plant flower boxes and be nicer instead.
Hearing the commentators try and force enthusiasm is entertaining in it's own right.
Who thought this would be a good opener to the final day of pre-season? Even if both starting QB's were playing?
EDIT - Jets first drive ends when Flacco takes off, realizes that's not an option, throws to a receiver short of the sticks, guy battles through several Giants to make yardage, but coughs up the ball.
Giants first drive. 1st and 10, hand off for 3. 2nd and 7, 2yd pass incomplete (thrown into the grass). 3rd and 7, sacked by three Jets almost untouched.
"When we come back, NO SCORE!". The commentators having to sound enthusiastic for this derpfest is just funny.
Wilson at this point is a known quantity. He's like Carlton the football player
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Third drive, Jets start in opposition territory. Get a FG.
Biggest indictment? Apparently the Jets are starting their first team. Giants are sitting theirs. And the Jets are still only able to get points on the board because of a turnover.
Giants get a good 25yd pass play off, Tyrod goes down. Looks like he's OK though.
It really is just waiting for defensive incompetence to overtake offensive incompetence.
EDIT - Re Tyrod back injury, questionable to return. So we're stuck with Webb, because they apparently don't want to put Jones in.
EDIT EDIT - Re INT, Flacco says "Hold my beer", and throws not just a worst pick from a throw perspective, but it goes for a pick six.
Actually his scandal was when an ex-girlfriend made it known that he used to bang one of his mom's friends in one of those utterly questionable "he's barely 18 and she's over double that" cougar/hunter type situations.
EDIT: Oh you meant Russell Wilson, not Zach Wilson? My b.
Of all the games this weekend, this game sure is one of them
people are asking: should it be?
I mean that's kinda messed up but he's the victim there
Honestly the biggest reason to have Taylor at 2 on the depth chart is that he's played significant time in real games. Webb has arguably looked better all preseason
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