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    DaySleeperDaySleeper regular
    edited June 2007
    Katchem, would you mind going up to Jane and Finch and just start screaming I HATE BLACK PEOPLE

    It would really help us all out.

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    Jermaine ChampaigneJermaine Champaigne __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    I remember when Katchem_Ash first started showing up, and I was the only dude who thought he was rad

    now mods love him too, and I'm just hopping on the bandwagon

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    The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Ruckus wrote: »
    celery77 wrote: »
    I wrote a fanfic about me and Dyna, but it is for his eyes only.


    *blows kiss*

    Celery: I hope you already PM'd it to Dyna

    Dynagrip: I hope you already posted it by the time I finish this post.
    The ping pong scenes were kinda hot, if I do say so myself.

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    TransporterTransporter Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    If comics taught us anything, it's that you can be a tremendous hardass, and yet still like fuckin guys in da butt.

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    SASA Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Starfuck wrote: »
    SA wrote: »
    Seph wrote: »
    starfuck is a hardass internet persona

    just look at that punisher sig

    you know that dude is hardcore

    better not cross him

    note to self: do not cross starfuck dude probably drinks eggs

    But his title says he's a huge fag.

    I don't know what to believe.

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    RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    If comics taught us anything, it's that you can be a tremendous hardass, and yet still like fuckin guys in da butt.

    This thread has nothing to do with Batman.

    Ruckus on
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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    maybe starfuck is k_a's girlfriend

    it would explain why he is so defensive of him

    "Hey now just because you guys don't like him doesn't mean he doesn't give fantastic handjobs!"

    Seph on
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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    If comics taught us anything, it's that you can be a tremendous hardass, and yet still like fuckin guys in da butt.

    Comics? Puh-lease, you learn that your first week in prison.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    Starfuck's an ok guy, he's just disagreeing with some of us right now. No big deal. For the record, I don't have a problem with ash and his usual crap, I've accepted that he's a part of the forums. I'm specifically saying this thread didn't get locked simply because he's got special status. Which is ok for the mods to do because this isn't a public forum so they can mod it however they see fit as long as Jerry and Mike don't come down on them. But I'm still going to point out that he's getting special treatment and it'd be nice if the mods would own up to that fact instead of pretending ash is treated just like any other forumer.

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    TransporterTransporter Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    But everything to do with Midnighter

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    NeliNeli Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I drank eggs once.

    It felt slimey

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    I have stared into Satan's asshole, and it fucking winked at me.
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    GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    This one time Manifest and I met at an IHOP and fucked like 10 times in the bathroom.

    I mean, it was a fanfic.

    Mmmmmmm boysenberry syrup.

    GABBO GABBO GABBO on
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    SASA Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I'm going to go read a comicbook on the toilet. Be back later.

    SA on
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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    the mods won't own up to it because they are children

    worse than children really because they enjoy hellboy and buy 500 dollar jeans

    something a child would never do

    Seph on
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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    Manifest wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    This one time Manifest and I met at an IHOP and fucked like 10 times in the bathroom.

    I mean, it was a fanfic.

    Mmmmmmm boysenberry syrup.
    on your nipples?

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    TransporterTransporter Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    Manifest wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    This one time Manifest and I met at an IHOP and fucked like 10 times in the bathroom.

    I mean, it was a fanfic.

    Mmmmmmm boysenberry syrup.
    on your nipples?

    Think lower

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    Seph wrote: »
    the mods won't own up to it because they are children

    worse than children really because they enjoy hellboy and buy 500 dollar jeans

    something a child would never do
    See Seph, now your being an even bigger faggot that k_a could ever be.

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    Seta 3000Seta 3000 Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    Starfuck's an ok guy, he's just disagreeing with some of us right now. No big deal. For the record, I don't have a problem with ash and his usual crap, I've accepted that he's a part of the forums. I'm specifically saying this thread didn't get locked simply because he's got special status. Which is ok for the mods to do because this isn't a public forum so they can mod it however they see fit as long as Jerry and Mike don't come down on them. But I'm still going to point out that he's getting special treatment and it'd be nice if the mods would own up to that fact instead of pretending ash is treated just like any other forumer.

    Man, they aren't pretending anything, they're just fucking around. They think he's hilarious, so he gets to stick around.

    He's like that retarded kid that walks around from table to table in the cafeteria shouting 'HEY' and people just give him candy bars so he goes away

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    ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    SA wrote: »
    I have a story!

    Once upon a time, in the faraway land of Canadaland, there was a man by the name of Katchem Ash. However, Mr. Ash was a very lonely man, so he decided to spend his money on little statues of young girls to keep him company. He named and made up stories for each one of them. These dolls became his friends and for a time, he was happy.

    Katchem Ash soon realized that he had spent all his money on the statues and had nothing to pay rent or buy food. What was he to do? He called his mother and father, and to their disappointment, asked for their support. Reluctantly, they agreed, for MacArthur Park is melting in the dark - all the sweet, green icing flowing down the drain. Someone left the cake out in the rain. I don't think that I can take it, 'cause it took so long to bake it and I'll never have that recipe again.

    Oh no.

    Your grammar, punctuation etc. are all on the money. Still, I felt this needed sprucing up, and well, bel-airing is so 2003.

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    TransporterTransporter Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Look all I am sayin is that Hunter's semen taste like fresh boysenberries okay

    Transporter on
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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    Manifest wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    This one time Manifest and I met at an IHOP and fucked like 10 times in the bathroom.

    I mean, it was a fanfic.

    Mmmmmmm boysenberry syrup.
    on your nipples?

    Think lower
    Does it rhyme with heinous?

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I like Hellboy.

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    StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    oh hey seph
    sorry to point out how stupid you are

    and dru
    i'm just sayin
    even if they left it open
    it's just to piss people off
    which is fantastic anyway

    Starfuck on
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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Look all I am saying is that Hunter's semen taste like fresh boysenberries okay

    Did you enjoy his maple log?

    Brainleech on
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    GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    Seph wrote: »
    the mods won't own up to it because they are children

    worse than children really because they enjoy hellboy and buy 500 dollar jeans

    something a child would never do
    See Seph, now your being an even bigger faggot that k_a could ever be.

    We do like Hellboy though.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    It's cool *fuck, we can disagree and still respect each other in the morning but you'd better give me a goddamn reacharound.

    Druhim on
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    TransporterTransporter Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Brainleech wrote: »
    Look all I am saying is that Hunter's semen taste like fresh boysenberries okay

    Did you enjoy his maple log?


    It's magically delicious

    Transporter on
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    StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    i've never read a hellboy comic
    but the movie was fun

    Starfuck on
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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I like Hellboy.

    but you're a girl.


    you don't count what with the inferior female mind and uncontrollable emotions and such.



    barefoot and pregnant

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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    Seph wrote: »
    the mods won't own up to it because they are children

    worse than children really because they enjoy hellboy and buy 500 dollar jeans

    something a child would never do
    See Seph, now your being an even bigger faggot that k_a could ever be.

    o u mean actively trolling people

    come on dog i think you're takin this too seriously lighten up

    lol wut

    Seph on
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    RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Manifest wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    This one time Manifest and I met at an IHOP and fucked like 10 times in the bathroom.

    I mean, it was a fanfic.

    Mmmmmmm boysenberry syrup.
    on your nipples?

    Think lower
    Does it rhyme with heinous?

    knee-pit.

    Transporter is Phreaky.

    Ruckus on
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    Frosted ButtsFrosted Butts Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I liked the guy who was addicted to surgery. That's a habit I'd like to develop.

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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    druhim is old and all his opinions are based on a world without airplanes

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    ZoolanderZoolander Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    hellboy was hella boring
    so was sin city, my god it was so dull

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    It's in the low 50's this morning, I wore a short sleeved polo with no jacket because that isn't really that cold for around here at all, but then the faggot bus driver had the AC cranked up the whole way into downtown AND all the windows down. I'm still cold and I just finished off an americano.

    Weaver on
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    RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    It's in the low 50's this morning, I wore a short sleeved polo with no jacket because that isn't really that cold for around here at all, but then the faggot bus driver had the AC cranked up the whole way into downtown AND all the windows down. I'm still cold and I just finished off an americano.

    Nipples like pencil erasers

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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    hellboy was hella dumb

    "Oh hey im a badass with tender romance feelings hang on i gotta beat up these guys that are really easy and i think i'll be totally sarcastic and rob any actiony feelings the audience might get oh shit im so badass but also lonely and tender"

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    ZoolanderZoolander Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Seph wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Seph wrote: »
    the mods won't own up to it because they are children

    worse than children really because they enjoy hellboy and buy 500 dollar jeans

    something a child would never do
    See Seph, now your being an even bigger faggot that k_a could ever be.

    o u mean actively trolling people

    come on dog i think you're takin this too seriously lighten up

    lol wut
    oh and dont forget the paint-it-yourself action figures

    Zoolander on
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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Ron Perlman lost all credibility when he played a Reman in Star trek: Nemesis

    Weaver on
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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    For the record, I don't have a problem with ash and his usual crap, I've accepted that he's a part of the forums. I'm specifically saying this thread didn't get locked simply because he's got special status. Which is ok for the mods to do because this isn't a public forum so they can mod it however they see fit as long as Jerry and Mike don't come down on them. But I'm still going to point out that he's getting special treatment and it'd be nice if the mods would own up to that fact instead of pretending ash is treated just like any other forumer.

    Yes.

    Also, you call them Jerry and Mike.

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