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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    yes

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    TransporterTransporter Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Seph wrote: »
    That wouldn't be a very interestic fic.

    Because we know how it ends.

    "Jinkies" girl kills the Scooby gang.

    Cold, caculated, one by one.

    Turns scooby in to rations to survive the lack of eatible food.

    Wears the skins of the Scooby gang to mask her scent from the zombies.

    yea but where is the sexual content

    its not fanfic without sexual depraved content

    Thats what the zombies are for

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    Seta 3000Seta 3000 Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    WaM, hi5 for Gogol Bordello

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    start wearing purple?

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    IHasABucketIHasABucket Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
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    First things first, you fuckin' with the worst, I be stickin' pins in your head like a fuckin' nurse

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    PikaPuffPikaPuff Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    K_A WHERE IS DARK SAKURA HUH. WHERE IS SHE. YOUR FANFIC IS INCOMPLETE
    It's sun tanned sakura, by the way.

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    Seta 3000Seta 3000 Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    start wearing purple?

    oh no

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    Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Hey, are we still talking about me in this thread?

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    I like Hellboy.

    but you're a girl.


    you don't count what with the inferior female mind and uncontrollable emotions and such.



    barefoot and pregnant

    Send me back that dragon you buttface
    a just and fair punishment

    shouldn't both of you be cooking me dinner?

    perhaps in maid costumes? french ones? all playing with feather dusters.....


    ohh God I'm sorry, I just can't keep it up

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Stale wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    I like Hellboy.

    but you're a girl.


    you don't count what with the inferior female mind and uncontrollable emotions and such.



    barefoot and pregnant

    Send me back that dragon you buttface
    a just and fair punishment

    shouldn't both of you be cooking me dinner?

    perhaps in maid costumes? french ones? all playing with feather dusters.....


    ohh God I'm sorry, I just can't keep it up

    u c wut i did thar??


    I'm impotent.

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    TransporterTransporter Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    You know I saw an anime once where some guy couldn't pop a cap.

    So he goes to this sex therapist right?

    Turns out a good dildo fuckin in the ass was all he needed.

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    You know I saw an anime once where some guy couldn't pop a cap.

    So he goes to this sex therapist right?

    Turns out a good dildo fuckin in the ass was all he needed.


    already been down that road.


    didn't work

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    have you tried sticking stuff up the old yeww-reee-thra? The pee pee hole?

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    TransporterTransporter Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Weaver that entire comic made no sense.

    But the last line...that last speech bubble.

    Saved it

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    PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Who wants to see the gif with a girl putting a dildo in a guys urethra?

    Everytime someone mentions this stuff I'm going to ask this.

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    lostwords wrote: »
    have you tried sticking stuff up the old yeww-reee-thra? The pee pee hole?

    like a dildo?

    no. nothing like that at all. Prostate stimulation kinda, sorta.... almost works. But it's really more of a hassle then anything. Plus, the nerve damage prevents any kind of monster load from errupting.

    I haven't busted a nut in years. So if I cum after all the hard work, theres nothing to show for it.

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    Katchem_ashKatchem_ash __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    "Were Under Attack!" Shouted Manifest as they rushed to close the breach on the second base. Dark Sakura had come with the three new legionaries, Weaver who was now called Balrog, Wise_a now called Zangeif and SA now called T Hawk.

    "We need backup!" he yelled as two warriors went flying through the wall. Dark Sakura laughed as she entered the base. "So, here we are in the We Love Katchem_ash base. Yet no Katchem_ash. Has your master run off?"

    "He is not our master your useless peice of trash!"

    "May such words from a feeble man! I shall enjoy killing you!"

    Manifest quickly transformed to Guy as he launched his kicks.

    "HA! Your patheic! Kicks will do nothing as I...."

    She stopped talking as she flew and hit the wall. Manifest stood there smiling.

    "Why you! HHHHAAAAAAAADDDDDDOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNN!!!!!" She shouted as a huge ball of enter erupted from he hands and headed towards him.

    Manifest tried to block it but was unable to stand it as he flew and went through 3 walls before it dissappeared.

    She stood over him laughing as she prepared he ultimate Haddoken attack but was stopped in the middle, turning to see Balrog flying across the room as Zangief and T Hawk Rushed at whoever it was. In a few minitues both of them flew and Juni and Juli ran towards them.

    "They can't have that much energy." She mutted.

    "How right you are."

    She turned just in time to have a full force Haddoken blast her face. She flew across the room through 5 walls. She got up and saw Sakura.

    "Impossible!"

    "Deal with it."

    As she ran toward Sakura, she just laughed. "Its a pity Dark Sakura. If you were the real Dark Sakura, then you would look like this."

    "What? No!"

    She got blown away as soon as she neared her.

    "Now, the fake Dark Sakura, it time to see how well you do." She similed evily, "and how much blood flows."

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    Katchem_ashKatchem_ash __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Dark Sakura rolled away as the punch landed near her. Katchem_ash had grown in power somehow. He was no long Karim but now the real Dark Sakura.

    "Why run? I mean if your Dark Sakura then come on enjoy the blood that flows!" she laughed like the devil as she ran towards her. She blocked with all her might up was rolled away with the force of her punch.

    "Aww, can't defend yourself? Lets copy your attack pattern then. You should now that."

    She prepared for what was obvious. Two Haddoken attacks and a punch, or a fire Haddoken if she strifed. As the first one hit, she blocked it. The force was too much even for her as she slid backwards.

    "Aww, I don't think I want to play fair."

    She looked up as Katchem_ash's punch hit her. She lay on the floor withering in pain from the force of the punch.

    "Aww, lets see if you can block this."

    A Haddoken erupted from her hands at point blank range causing her enormus pain. Finally broken, bloodied and dying, she pleded for life.

    "Oh? If you want to live tell me your name".

    "my...my name is PotU. Please spare me. It was all his plan."

    "His?"

    "It was Lords...Lords Stales. He promised me....promised me Hentai if I was to become Dark Sakura."

    "Oh? Well, I don't like people trying to copy me." Her eyes shined red

    "No..Please save me!"

    Dark Sakura laughed as she continued pounding his face untill it was nothing but a pile of flesh and blood. Rasing her hands, she saw the blood flow downward. Licking her pink she tasted the blood and laughed. She laughed like a devil as she stood over the bloodied body of PotU. Katchem_ash was never comming out. She liked the blood, she liked the salughter. She wanted to kill. As the moon hid behind the clouds, the blood red eyes were only visible with her laugh ringing out of the night.

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    Katchem_ashKatchem_ash __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    That ends this arc. Weaver, SA and Wise_a are still alive as are Fallout and Transporter. Manifest is alive as well.

    PotU unfortunatly is dead. Katchem_ash is missing as is Sakura and Karin.

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    BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited June 2007
    Can I please be in the next one? :P

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    PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Oh wait, I was in one of them?

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YOU HAVE TO MAKE ANOTHER ONE!

    I NEED TO KNOW IF K_A IS OK!

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    Ash.

    C'mon, man.

    C'mon.

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    Katchem_ashKatchem_ash __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Preview for the next Arc: Dark Sakura's Bloodbath

    Weaver, Wise_a and SA are standing in normal form in a throne room somewhere.

    "We need protection Boss..She...She's comming to get us...We can't survive. What she did with PotU is..is brutal."

    "Your quite right Weaver, thats why we are prepared aren't we?"

    In the Dark a pair of Blue eyes shine as Bison's laugh is heard.

    Manifest, Bogey, Tube and others are are standing around a table. "We need to stop her. She has done...done something horrible. She needs to go down."

    "No, Mainfest, we need to save her. Katchem_ash is somewhere within her."

    On the top of a pile of rubble that used to be buildings she holds a bloody teddybear. Laughing Manically, the camera pans out to find broken bodies of various fighters in which we see Juni and others running and Juli turning and crying.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I'd really appeciate it you would keep your little fantasies about me to yourself.

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    AWESOME

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    Katchem_ashKatchem_ash __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    So I would like to open the floor for comments on the previous arc. The next one starts tomorrow.

    So any comments, discussion and such are allowed. After all I am trying to make this enjoyable for everyone so please comment.

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    i like it and am interested to know what i could possibly be running away from

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited June 2007
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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    My comment is that it's pretty lame.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    There is a point where this stops being funny and starts being really really weird

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    ZoolanderZoolander Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    i dont like reading, you should do it in picture form

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    PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    He knows that it's weird blah blah attention whore.

    Oh look, that K_A guy is so weird, let's talk about him!

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    I forgot how old this fellow is.

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I think that point is the first letter of the OP.

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    edited June 2007
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    ZoolanderZoolander Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    PotU wrote: »
    He knows that it's weird blah blah attention whore.

    Oh look, that K_A guy is so weird, let's talk about him!

    yeah well, there's nothing else to do so

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    PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Zoolander wrote: »
    PotU wrote: »
    He knows that it's weird blah blah attention whore.

    Oh look, that K_A guy is so weird, let's talk about him!

    yeah well, there's nothing else to do so

    Any ideas for an awesome thread?

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    So, like, the mods are encouraging him in this madness?

    That's gotta be it, right? They're getting their jollies on encouraging a rather dull-witted person with no social life.

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