As was foretold, we've added advertisements to the forums! If you have questions, or if you encounter any bugs, please visit this thread: https://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/240191/forum-advertisement-faq-and-reports-thread/
Options

SE++ Story Time

13468922

Posts

  • Options
    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    D minus grade internet celebrity

    I think I've achieved everything I can hope for in this life

    I used to frequent an IRC chat many many many years ago, and I went back out of nostalgia about a year and a half after I stopped going there and someone PMed me and was like, 'Are you Sheri? Are you the Sheri?'

    On the one hand, I was like, whoa, awesome, someone remembers me and stuff and on the other hand I was like, man, that is really quite lame.

    Getting recognized warmed my heart like a cool island song.

    Or maybe it cooled my heart like a warm island song.

    Well I'm not sure how a cool song would warm your heart

    Unless your heart is really fucking cold

    Which makes sense for me, but not so much for you.

    Sheri on
  • Options
    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Franko wrote: »
    Doesn't matter Guilty Gear XX is the best 2d fighter ever

    no

    its too fucking cartoony

    the music is GREAT justice's music "MEET AGAIN" is so great i wish i could download it if anyone has that song i will give you thumbs up even if you are k_a i will love you

    i need it in mp3 form though and it has to be good quality

    but the fighting is so cartoony it's not really a classic fighter like snk and capcom or even darkstalkers stuff is more concrete

    Seph on
    doit.png
  • Options
    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Street Fighter: The Movie: The Game

    lostwords on
    rat.jpg tumbler? steam/ps3 thingie: lostwords Amazon Wishlist!
  • Options
    FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I have every Guilty Gear song ever produced, including the Vocal versions and the LA vocal versions

    Franko on
  • Options
    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    Seph wrote: »
    I FUCKING CALLED IT I CHANNEL THE INTERNET WEAVER

    The first one was the Sulaco from Aliens

    whatever that means i am so awesome i forced you to go to EH

    weaver you can be in my kingdom

    it is an unhappy place but hey

    Seph on
    doit.png
  • Options
    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    09-Mar-2000 00:01:12 %STP-W-PORTSTATUS: g3: STP status Forwarding

    Monkeybomb on
    Xbox Live Gamertag: Triplemonkeybom
    monkeysig-1.jpg
  • Options
    RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    D minus grade internet celebrity

    I think I've achieved everything I can hope for in this life

    I used to frequent an IRC chat many many many years ago, and I went back out of nostalgia about a year and a half after I stopped going there and someone PMed me and was like, 'Are you Sheri? Are you the Sheri?'

    On the one hand, I was like, whoa, awesome, someone remembers me and stuff and on the other hand I was like, man, that is really quite lame.

    Getting recognized warmed my heart like a cool island song.

    Or maybe it cooled my heart like a warm island song.

    Well I'm not sure how a cool song would warm your heart

    Unless your heart is really fucking cold

    Which makes sense for me, but not so much for you.

    Seriously, if you want a cold beer, have sheri hug a sixpack.

    [edit] Disclaimer: I have never met nor hugged sheri.

    Ruckus on
  • Options
    TransporterTransporter Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    We need more ships with black hole drives to hell.

    Sheri can go on vacations there.

    Cool down the place a bit.

    edit: Also, to build a Disneyland.

    Transporter on
  • Options
    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    yeah sheri is a frosty bitch

    Seph on
    doit.png
  • Options
    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    Brainleech wrote: »
    It looks like the ship from Aliens
    The Suloko, I believe.

    Dynagrip on
  • Options
    Katchem_ashKatchem_ash __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    The Guilty Gear waterfall is known for its hiding of Guilty Gear characters. Both Juni and Juli were prepared and ready to meet them, but were unable to spot any. "I wonder where they could be?" "Don't worry about that. Look there!" Amongst the rock there rose three tentacleswhich expanded into more tentacles filly sprouting a human form. "Welcome to my lair ladies. I do hope you can stay without the pills." He quickly snached the pills away as he laughed. "Really, they should stop trying to make stuff to stop me. I can't be stopped." "We have no choice but to fight Juni!" "Fight? Oh I do like sweaty girls. Come at me then!"

    And Juni and Juli strifed his tentacles and energy attacks, he laughed harder. "This is going to be fun." He lashed out two tentacles and they strifed to miss them but the tentacles turned in mid flight and caught them in his grip. "Now to enjoy myself." However he he turned, ther stood Karin. "My, how did you ever get behind me? Oh well, three is better." "Katchem_ash! Run this is not something you can win!" "Katchem_ash? The Katchem_ash?, My, My how fortunes has changed, I shall enjoy you even more." "I hardly think thats the case." She lauched a punched which knocked back him. He was suprised how the punch affected him but didn't even touch him. He roared as tentacles moves towards him. She blocked all the tentacles with punches and kicks. "I am getting tired of this. Good bye Tentaclerabbi!" With that Katchem_ash moved his hands to resemble the yin-yang sign and punched through that burning Tentaclerabbi to dust. Juni and Juli just looked in amazement as the sun rose behind him.

    Katchem_ash on
  • Options
    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    "We don't need eyes where we're going"


    wait is this from EH? why am i thinking of doc brown driving a delorean to hell? this is hilarious

    Seph on
    doit.png
  • Options
    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    D minus grade internet celebrity

    I think I've achieved everything I can hope for in this life

    I used to frequent an IRC chat many many many years ago, and I went back out of nostalgia about a year and a half after I stopped going there and someone PMed me and was like, 'Are you Sheri? Are you the Sheri?'

    On the one hand, I was like, whoa, awesome, someone remembers me and stuff and on the other hand I was like, man, that is really quite lame.

    Getting recognized warmed my heart like a cool island song.

    Or maybe it cooled my heart like a warm island song.

    Well I'm not sure how a cool song would warm your heart

    Unless your heart is really fucking cold

    Which makes sense for me, but not so much for you.

    Seriously, if you want a cold beer, have sheri hug a sixpack.

    [edit] Disclaimer: I have never met nor hugged sheri.

    It's like the Midas Touch

    Except I don't get any gold out of it, so it pretty much sucks.

    Sheri on
  • Options
    Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    So this famlily walks into a talent agent's office- a father, a mother, a daughter, a son, and a little doggie.

    "You got one minute to impress me, what do you do?"

    They pulled up SE++ on his computer monitor and said "This. We're the aristocrats."

    He had them arrested. They were shot.

    Dex Dynamo on
  • Options
    RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    We're trying to converse here, Ash.

    Ruckus on
  • Options
    tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    i just realized something

    i made a fanfic thread like 3 months ago

    true i didnt actually write anything but im sure it still counts

    tsplitter on
    FqmsaJ6.png
  • Options
    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Seph wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    Seph wrote: »
    I FUCKING CALLED IT I CHANNEL THE INTERNET WEAVER

    The first one was the Sulaco from Aliens

    whatever that means i am so awesome i forced you to go to EH

    weaver you can be in my kingdom

    it is an unhappy place but hey

    Event Horizon is awesome it wasn't really a challenge to conjure pics from it.

    The scenes where it shows the crew all tortured? Ever freeze frame that stuff? Awesome.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZDMJJDFbqI

    Weaver on
  • Options
    ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    That's a bit better K_a, only it's spelled "lair". But dude, if you want people to read your stuff, you're going to have to put more line breaks in. You could be the next Ernest Hemingway and still no one would read your stories if the dialogue was all clumped together like that. Every time the person speaking changes, you should move down two lines, it makes the story a lot easier to follow.

    Otherwise, you still need more description. Who are the people in the WLKA Lair? What does the lair look like? Try imagining yourself in the scene and write what your senses tell you - sounds and smells as well as what you see.

    Edit: Wait, I'm referring to the one before. Man, this thread is exploding.

    Butler on
  • Options
    Katchem_ashKatchem_ash __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Well by all means converse. I mean if I don't get your characters down pat then I am not much of a writer am I? This is good for building my case studies for all of you.

    Katchem_ash on
  • Options
    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Post them in the Writer's Block.

    Sheri on
  • Options
    TransporterTransporter Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Seph wrote: »
    "We don't need eyes where we're going"


    wait is this from EH? why am i thinking of doc brown driving a delorean to hell? this is hilarious


    This is a marvelous mental picture.

    Transporter on
  • Options
    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    The Event Horizon was just tainted by its extended stay in the Warp.

    Weaver on
  • Options
    tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    k_a do you take requests

    could you write a scoobydoo/resident evil fanfic

    tsplitter on
    FqmsaJ6.png
  • Options
    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Oh I forgot to mention it but Juni is Fallout and Juli is Transporter. If it wasn't clear to anyone.

    ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    scarlet st. on
    japsig.jpg
  • Options
    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Miller: Oh. My. God. What happened to your eyes?
    Dr. Weir: Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see.
    Miller: What are you talking about?
    Dr. Weir: I created the Event Horizon to reach the stars, but she's gone much, much farther than that. She tore a hole in our universe, a gateway to another dimension. A dimension of pure chaos. Pure... evil. When she crossed over, she was just a ship. But when she came back... she was alive! Look at her, Miller. Isn't she beautiful?
    Miller: Your "beautiful" ship killed its crew, Doctor.
    Dr. Weir: Well... now she has another crew. Now she has us.

    Weaver on
  • Options
    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    No one calls Marty McFly a chiAAAAAHHHH MY EYES OH GOD MY BODY'S ON FIRE

    Monkeybomb on
    Xbox Live Gamertag: Triplemonkeybom
    monkeysig-1.jpg
  • Options
    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I can just imagine it in the same tone he says "Where we're going, we don't need roads."

    just replace it with eyes :D

    this is great

    Seph on
    doit.png
  • Options
    Katchem_ashKatchem_ash __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Thanks for the tips Butler. I shall do as you say. I will post post a good version of everything I posted as one huge block with your hints.

    On why I don't expose more, its ment to be secret until I can announce all the players.

    Katchem_ash on
  • Options
    HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    tsplitter wrote: »
    k_a do you take requests

    could you write a scoobydoo/resident evil fanfic

    With special guest star "Cervantes" as the obligatory pirate ghost.

    Horseshoe on
    dmsigsmallek3.jpg
  • Options
    tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Horseshoe wrote: »
    tsplitter wrote: »
    k_a do you take requests

    could you write a scoobydoo/resident evil fanfic

    With special guest star "Cervantes" as the obligatory pirate ghost.

    that is brilliant

    also, the harlem globetrotters

    tsplitter on
    FqmsaJ6.png
  • Options
    Katchem_ashKatchem_ash __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    tsplitter, sorry I don't do Scoobydoo.

    Katchem_ash on
  • Options
    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    tsplitter, sorry I don't do Scoobydoo.

    Sexually?

    Brainleech on
  • Options
    ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Thanks for the tips Butler. I shall do as you say. I will post post a good version of everything I posted as one huge block with your hints.

    On why I don't expose more, its ment to be secret until I can announce all the players.
    Oh my God.

    Are you going to run this as a forum-based RPG?

    Butler on
  • Options
    TransporterTransporter Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    That wouldn't be a very interestic fic.

    Because we know how it ends.

    "Jinkies" girl kills the Scooby gang.

    Cold, caculated, one by one.

    Turns scooby in to rations to survive the lack of eatible food.

    Wears the skins of the Scooby gang to mask her scent from the zombies.

    Transporter on
  • Options
    HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    tsplitter wrote: »
    Horseshoe wrote: »
    tsplitter wrote: »
    k_a do you take requests

    could you write a scoobydoo/resident evil fanfic

    With special guest star "Cervantes" as the obligatory pirate ghost.

    that is brilliant

    also, the harlem globetrotters

    I think Harlem Globetrotters versus the Mario Hoops All-Stars deserves its own episode. The ninja would go friggin medieval all over Meadowlark Lemon.

    Horseshoe on
    dmsigsmallek3.jpg
  • Options
    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Horseshoe wrote: »
    tsplitter wrote: »
    Horseshoe wrote: »
    tsplitter wrote: »
    k_a do you take requests

    could you write a scoobydoo/resident evil fanfic

    With special guest star "Cervantes" as the obligatory pirate ghost.

    that is brilliant

    also, the harlem globetrotters

    I think Harlem Globetrotters versus the Mario Hoops All-Stars deserves its own episode. The ninja would go friggin medieval all over Meadowlark Lemon.

    It also needs Don Knots god knows how many scooby doos he was in

    Brainleech on
  • Options
    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    That wouldn't be a very interestic fic.

    Because we know how it ends.

    "Jinkies" girl kills the Scooby gang.

    Cold, caculated, one by one.

    Turns scooby in to rations to survive the lack of eatible food.

    Wears the skins of the Scooby gang to mask her scent from the zombies.

    yea but where is the sexual content

    its not fanfic without sexual depraved content

    Seph on
    doit.png
  • Options
    IsornIsorn Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    This thread is disturbing if you know K_A is busy writing a book

    Isorn on
  • Options
    TransporterTransporter Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    K_A I would be a horrible Juli or whatever.

    I would just be locked in a bathroom fondling myself.

    Then after I was done I would probably go to some rich club and fuck a rich guy and split his bucks.

    Then buy a boy and girl toy and live happily ever after.

    Transporter on
  • Options
    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    cause-of-death.gif

    Weaver on
Sign In or Register to comment.