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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Hades
    Bed: warm
    Kitchen: has food

    A dilemma

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    Bed: warm
    Kitchen: has food

    A dilemma

    fashion the bedclothes into a rudimentary toga

  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator, Administrator admin
    edited December 2022
    Hello, fellow decaying husks

    https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cj5z8UVJ5JL/

    Echo on
  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    Chanus
    Bed: warm
    Kitchen: has food

    A dilemma

    Already in bed? Make breakfast when you get up. Like, a kickass breakfast, not some lame toast and tea or whatever.

    Not already in bed? Why are you not already in the kitchen? You should be in the ktchen.

  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    Chanus
    Echo wrote: »

    I choose to believe that only reason you identify with him is his out of control eyebrows.

  • el_vicioel_vicio Registered User regular
    The Most Dangerous Game
    Echo wrote: »

    Yeah the first time I was talking to someone who did not remember 9/11 I knew I had passed on into mummy territory

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  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator, Administrator admin
    I got out of bed to fix that broken link, hope you appreciate this herculean effort.

  • el_vicioel_vicio Registered User regular
    The Most Dangerous Game
    Echo wrote: »
    I got out of bed to fix that broken link, hope you appreciate this herculean effort.

    I'd rather you fix the having-to-get-out-of-bed issue

    because fuck that

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  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator, Administrator admin
    el_vicio wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    I got out of bed to fix that broken link, hope you appreciate this herculean effort.

    I'd rather you fix the having-to-get-out-of-bed issue

    because fuck that

    To be fair it's 12:30 pm over here.

    To be extra fair I woke up at 5 and couldn't go back to sleep for three hours.

  • el_vicioel_vicio Registered User regular
    The Most Dangerous Game
    It's the weekend

    NO EXCUSE

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  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    https://www.instagram.com/reel/CkQ3dsajggR/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

    oh hey here’s an aging joke by some random, handsome comedian

  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator, Administrator admin
    The door-slamming neighbor got a dog with separation anxiety.

    Ask me how I know.

  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    The Game of Faces
    I am no one

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Weather report: brr

  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Dwarf Fortress
    Weather Report and Gucci Mane, your two musical acts that say brrrrrrr

    PSN: Honkalot
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Better that than the Weather Report with snails

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    honk is your baby breathing free air yet

  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    The Most Dangerous Game
    This 4am wake up bullshit is contagious I sweaur'è.

  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    japan wrote: »

    je suis une baguette

  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    French national anthem goes as hard as you would expect for a nation that ate the rich

    Allons enfants de la Patrie,
    Le jour de gloire est arrivé !
    Contre nous de la tyrannie
    L'étendard sanglant est levé, (bis)
    Entendez-vous dans les campagnes
    Mugir ces féroces soldats ?
    Ils viennent jusque dans vos bras
    Égorger vos fils, vos compagnes !

    Arise, children of the Fatherland,
    The day of glory has arrived!
    Against us, tyranny's
    Bloody standard is raised, (repeated)
    Do you hear, in the countryside,
    The roar of those ferocious soldiers?
    They're coming right into your arms
    To cut the throats of your sons, your women!

  • SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    But it is a real jaunty tune.

    In somewhat related news, I found out that this piece of music is a military march called "Send in the Gladiators"

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_B0CyOAO8y0

    Steam: SanderJK Origin: SanderJK
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Echo wrote: »

    the only thing i care about anymore is not turning conservative

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • A Kobold's KoboldA Kobold's Kobold He/Him MississippiRegistered User regular
    Hades
    tbh, anybody but argentina

    Switch Friend Code: SW-3011-6091-2364
  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    i was talking to a brit last week who was wondering why france doesn't get as much shit for their colonialism and honestly i think it's because french bread absolutely fucks

    britain has absolutely no contributions to the world that matches the humble baguette

  • RedTideRedTide Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    That kid is racist af I would have punched his teeth out

    They’ll grow back

    The Slap III: Baby's First Knockout

    RedTide#1907 on Battle.net
    Come Overwatch with meeeee
  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    i made the mistake of reading that "I am likely in the wrong" h/a thread and massive ooof

    i feel for that guy

  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator, Administrator admin
    I've been messing with the latest """AI""" craze and this shit is pretty funny.
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  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    Dwarf Fortress
    MrMister wrote: »
    I tried playing Disco Elysium, but

    1) Mr^3 loved it, and he’d play the soundtrack all the time, so the first time I stepped out onto the balcony and got that familiar mournful theme I had to lie down and weep, which feels impractical for ongoing gameplay

    2) It’s so much reading and I found the prose florid. I mean I know that’s an intentional representation of the chaos of a broken man’s inner life, but it didn’t work for me.

    So idk I don’t see a run in my future, which is sad, given that it is so beloved and I feel like I’m missing out
    impractical for ongoing gameplay sure but truly embracing the spirit of a sad cop playthrough

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • RedTideRedTide Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    i was talking to a brit last week who was wondering why france doesn't get as much shit for their colonialism and honestly i think it's because french bread absolutely fucks

    britain has absolutely no contributions to the world that matches the humble baguette

    France gets a pass comparatively because like you said at least they brought something to most places in cultural exchange. Plus some of their colonies got a little catharsis from shooting a whole bunch of Frenchman to hurry out the door.

    England just steals your cuisine, calls it theirs and leaves behind shitty beer. And on top of it you fight their wars and then they partition your country into a living hell on the way out.

    RedTide#1907 on Battle.net
    Come Overwatch with meeeee
  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator, Administrator admin
    This is either my portrait done by Dave McKean, or my arrest mugshot after they catch me for mass murder.
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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    el_vicio wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    I got out of bed to fix that broken link, hope you appreciate this herculean effort.

    I'd rather you fix the having-to-get-out-of-bed issue

    because fuck that

    To be fair it's 12:30 pm over here.

    To be extra fair I woke up at 5 and couldn't go back to sleep for three hours.

    same but worse!

    now I'm trying increasingly desperately to have a nap before I work tonight

    it's not looking good

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    i was talking to a brit last week who was wondering why france doesn't get as much shit for their colonialism and honestly i think it's because french bread absolutely fucks

    britain has absolutely no contributions to the world that matches the humble baguette

    vaccination was a pretty good contribution

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    i made the mistake of reading that "I am likely in the wrong" h/a thread and massive ooof

    i feel for that guy

    oh ya that gets the big ol' official engraved Big Oof plaque

    especially that title

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    i was talking to a brit last week who was wondering why france doesn't get as much shit for their colonialism and honestly i think it's because french bread absolutely fucks

    britain has absolutely no contributions to the world that matches the humble baguette

    vaccination was a pretty good contribution

    and, to segue into my main point here:

    to be perfectly honest it is, to be frank, just white bread

    it ain't all that. Yeah sure it seems everyone else in the world but the french couldn't quite manage to make white bread properly, but it's still just some white bread

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  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Dwarf Fortress
    Organichu wrote: »
    honk is your baby breathing free air yet

    Not yet! Just over a month left until then now, but I think we’ve reached the point now where we both kind of want time to pass as quickly as possible until it’s time to go!

    PSN: Honkalot
  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Dwarf Fortress
    It’s been having a lot of hiccups inside the womb which I think is pretty funny.

    PSN: Honkalot
  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator, Administrator admin
    My new professional profile picture on LinkedIn
    [synthwave intensifies]

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  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Honk wrote: »
    It’s been having a lot of hiccups inside the womb which I think is pretty funny.

    go home baby you're drunk

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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