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Colachup

JragghenJragghen Registered User regular
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...fuck it. Would try. Ketchup has lots of sugar anyways, so I could see this being good.


Awful name tho.

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  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    edited June 2023
    Jragghen wrote: »
    Awful name tho.

    Yeah it's not Ketchi at all

    Madican on
  • miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3qPwBzv8Hk

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  • BronzeKoopaBronzeKoopa Registered User regular
    I think they did this in an episode of the Venture Bros.

  • Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    If it actually tasted like cola nut and lime I could see it being kinda like the tamarind chutney at Indian restaurants

    but if it just tastes like Pepis... hrm

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  • JokermanJokerman Registered User regular
    BronzeKoopa wrote: »
    I think they did this in an episode of the Venture Bros.

    Red Mocha Coolers?

  • LokarnLokarn Registered User regular
    Madican wrote: »
    Jragghen wrote: »
    Awful name tho.

    Yeah it's not Ketchi at all

    Pepchup

  • TNTrooperTNTrooper Registered User regular
    Just cause it people call it cola wars or whatever doesn't mean Pepsi has to commit actual war crimes.

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  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    It's only a war crime if you lose.

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  • KarlKarl Registered User regular
    I'd try it.

    I don't like plain ketchup (too sweet) but maybe the saltiness helps.

    I like siracha, and that's because the sweetness of siracha is balanced by spice.

  • SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
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  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    Jragghen wrote: »


    ...fuck it. Would try. Ketchup has lots of sugar anyways, so I could see this being good.


    Awful name tho.

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Where can I buy some

    I will try it

  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    I'm trying to imagine the flavour, and I keep coming back to barbecue sauce

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  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    my favorite BBQ sauces are either Sweet Baby Ray's Sweet & Spicy or mustard based.

  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Tallahasseeriel wrote: »
    Where can I buy some

    I will try it

    Google is telling me it's only going to be in some baseball stadium in Detroit for the 4th?

    Fuck that.

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Colachup? Ketchola was RIGHT THERE

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Tallahasseeriel wrote: »
    Tallahasseeriel wrote: »
    Where can I buy some

    I will try it

    Google is telling me it's only going to be in some baseball stadium in Detroit for the 4th?

    Fuck that.

    Give it time. If it’s popular at all it will be everywhere in a month.

  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    yesterday at work, one of my coworkers was talking about how he's pretty much always down to try weird food combinations regardless of how weird they seem. cue my boss jumping up, running to our kitchen, and coming back with some oreos and a packet of mustard.

    my man slathers an oreo in mustard, coworker pops it in his mouth, and the madman says he actually likes it and eats a couple more.

    humans are fucked up tbh

  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Houk the Namebringer wrote: »
    yesterday at work, one of my coworkers was talking about how he's pretty much always down to try weird food combinations regardless of how weird they seem. cue my boss jumping up, running to our kitchen, and coming back with some oreos and a packet of mustard.

    my man slathers an oreo in mustard, coworker pops it in his mouth, and the madman says he actually likes it and eats a couple more.

    humans are fucked up tbh

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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Central OhioRegistered User regular
    edited June 2023
    Tallahasseeriel wrote: »
    Tallahasseeriel wrote: »
    Where can I buy some

    I will try it

    Google is telling me it's only going to be in some baseball stadium in Detroit for the 4th?

    Fuck that.

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  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    Tallahasseeriel wrote: »
    Tallahasseeriel wrote: »
    Where can I buy some

    I will try it

    Google is telling me it's only going to be in some baseball stadium in Detroit for the 4th?

    Fuck that.

    Detroit?

    I live 2 hours from where it was invented and they aren't even going to have it within 3 states away what the fuck.

    Let me try your garbage sauce!

  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    It’ll also be at baseball games in New York, Phoenix, and Minnesota

  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
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  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    I don't get what I'm looking at

  • CelloCello Registered User regular
    Houk the Namebringer wrote: »
    yesterday at work, one of my coworkers was talking about how he's pretty much always down to try weird food combinations regardless of how weird they seem. cue my boss jumping up, running to our kitchen, and coming back with some oreos and a packet of mustard.

    my man slathers an oreo in mustard, coworker pops it in his mouth, and the madman says he actually likes it and eats a couple more.

    humans are fucked up tbh

    A fun thing about growing up dirt poor in the 50s and 60s means my dad actually likes the flavour of burnt things and actively prefers it if it's an option, especially for something like toast

    I guess it's a sort of flavour enhancement to him?? Multiple times, he's set off the fire alarm because his toast is not toast enough

    I guess growing up too poor to have more food variety than bread pudding for a week straight, or bread sandwiches at another point, really throws your taste buds off

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  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    Butler For Life #1 wrote: »
    It’ll also be at baseball games in New York, Phoenix, and Minnesota

    Those are farther away!

  • ReynoldsReynolds Gone Fishin'Registered User regular
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    This is weird, right? It's not just me?

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  • ChallChall Registered User regular
    Reynolds wrote: »
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    This is weird, right? It's not just me?

    The flag cookies or the small nude man saluting the troops?

  • Sir PlatypusSir Platypus Registered User regular
    My brain sees Colachup as too similar to Cloaca.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited June 2023
    Madican wrote: »
    I don't get what I'm looking at

    The text on the mocked up Pepsi can and ketchup bottle in the image is dead straight. It doesn't curve with the can like it would in real life.

    For 40 dollars they could get a fully 3D mapped can that would automatically simulate the exact curve of the can with any artwork you dropped onto it. It would take less time and also look better. But they didn't bother.

    Basically it's a bad Photoshop and I'm complaining that I care more about the quality of a Photoshop than a company that does 85 billion dollars in revenue each year.

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    Pretty much everything about that image bothers me.

    But yeah, that "choice" on the lettering is jarring.

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    I mean, I'd try it sure

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  • KarlKarl Registered User regular
    Reynolds wrote: »
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    This is weird, right? It's not just me?

    ONLY YOU CAN HELP MILITARY FAMILIES IN NEED BECAUSE IF THE GOVERNMENT DOES THAT, IT'S COMMUNISM. AND WE CAN'T HAVE THAT.

    WHERE DOES IT STOP ONCE WE HELP ANYONE. FIRST IT'S MILITARY FAMLIES, THEN TRANS ANTIFA ARE TAKING OUR GUNS.

  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    BronzeKoopa wrote: »
    I think they did this in an episode of the Venture Bros.

    That was a red moco cooler which indeed has ketchup

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Butler For Life #1 wrote: »
    It’ll also be at baseball games in New York, Phoenix, and Minnesota

    I’m in Minnesota!!!

    I really need to get to a ballgame this year

  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    edited June 2023
    Karl wrote: »
    Reynolds wrote: »
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    This is weird, right? It's not just me?

    ONLY YOU CAN HELP MILITARY FAMILIES IN NEED BECAUSE IF THE GOVERNMENT DOES THAT, IT'S COMMUNISM. AND WE CAN'T HAVE THAT.

    WHERE DOES IT STOP ONCE WE HELP ANYONE. FIRST IT'S MILITARY FAMLIES, THEN TRANS ANTIFA ARE TAKING OUR GUNS.

    You forgot to squeeze "woke" and "cultural Marxism" somewhere in there

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  • FANTOMASFANTOMAS Flan ArgentavisRegistered User regular
    Is this the birth of original US cuisine? Or are we going to later find out that Germany has been using colachup for generations?

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    There's a 70% chance I'm going to go to Phoenix in 112 degree weather, a 90 minute drive each way, so I can get the pepsi ketchup.

    I do this not for me, and not for you, but for my country.

  • JragghenJragghen Registered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    There's a 70% chance I'm going to go to Phoenix in 112 degree weather, a 90 minute drive each way, so I can get the pepsi ketchup.

    I do this not for me, and not for you, but for my country.

    I'm sorry I caused this.

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