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itt you’re a lizard

crwthcrwth THAT'S ITRegistered User regular
*basks on a rock*

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  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    *pulls strings of world governments in the shadows to advance the agenda of the Reptids*

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    might run across some asphalt

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  • durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    Doing that really fast waggly scramble but I’m on a smooth surface like a hardwood floor that my body just can’t scramble on, I’m confused but persistent

    We're all in this together
  • TefTef Registered User regular
    *Licks my own eyeballs*

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

    bit.ly/2XQM1ke
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
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  • I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    Hey guys look at me I’m producing milk come drink it babies lmao

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    gottem

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    *petulant hissing*

  • miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    *dies under your fridge, like really back there, you’re gonna have to shift the whole thing*

  • JokermanJokerman Registered User regular
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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    *rips off my own tail and skitters away*

    I dunno man I've never seen a lizard I live in Ohio

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    hanging out on a leaf

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    *sudden innocent movements making me violently spray blood from my eyes in increasingly ridiculous arcs*

  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    *carries Trichinosis*

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    *eats a bug*

  • TynnanTynnan seldom correct, never unsure Registered User regular
    mlem

  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    Got one of them blue tails

  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Falls asleep on a driveway and gets run over

  • TynnanTynnan seldom correct, never unsure Registered User regular
    Freezes and falls out of a tree

  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    Writes "Break on Through"
    Does drugs
    So many drugs

  • PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 My amazement is at maximum capacity. Registered User regular
    *Becomes a wizard for King Gizzard*

  • Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 What are you? Some kind of half-assed astronaut?Registered User regular
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    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    *spots a predator*

    A U T O T O M I Z E

  • Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 What are you? Some kind of half-assed astronaut?Registered User regular
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    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    *runs on two legs across the water's surface*

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  • Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 What are you? Some kind of half-assed astronaut?Registered User regular
    *shoves a smaller lizard down throat*

    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
  • CelloCello Registered User regular
    What am I outside of this thread?

    Steam
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    Switch Friend Code: SW-7437-1538-7786
  • SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    Steam: SanderJK Origin: SanderJK
  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    *learns pole dancing so his molting can be even more sexy*

    *throws his bits of shed skin to the audience for them to eat*

  • miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    SirToasty wrote: »
    Got one of them blue tails

    i've got a white tail

    if u kill me and eat it, ur grip strength will increase a lil bit

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  • LucedesLucedes Registered User regular
    *does dozens of lizard push-ups to impress potential mates or rivals*

  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    *shoots fuckin blood from my fuckin eyeball right into your goddamned face for some reason idk it's cool I guess?*

  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    *eat bug*
    *bask on warm rock*
    *experience happiness for the first time*

  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    I'm inexplicably in your sink surprising you when you go to do your dishes

    leavin lil poops on your walls as a thank you

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    I legitimately wish I could find a sink lizard.

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    ate a bug

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    Move to Singapore for all your sink lizard needs

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    I sense danger! Better puff up my frills!

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    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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