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[Magic: The Gathering] Go Speed Racer, Go

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  • MilskiMilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    Calming Verse is a weird card but yeah, if you want to have mass enchantment destruction specifically and are also running enough enchantments you don't just want to run Back to Nature or whatever, it's a really cheap one sided effect with a downside that doesn't matter for a lot of sorcery speed decks.

    I ate an engineer
  • I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    mm, to be fair, that's absolutely the era where anything that gets a bunch of stuff from your graveyard is something that they want you to exile afterwards just in case someone finds a loop

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  • DemonStaceyDemonStacey TTODewback's Daughter In love with the TaySwayRegistered User regular
    Knob wrote: »
    Good to know that instant blinks kill me. It was actually Disorder In the Court and Phelia that got me, and it's entirely my fault for totally forgetting that a blink exile would let me dump Phage back in the command zone. Lol, that's on me.

    I believe this is a relatively recent rule change / clarification to prevent commanders from being permanently removed by certain effects

    There are still some extremely janky ways to do it (mostly by messing with phasing effects in very specific ways) but if someone manages it, tbh, they deserve applause

    Yep this thread just had me checking into it. Because I was trying to figure out the targeting.

    But yea it was only in 2021. The return to command zone used to just take the place of exile so even if at end of turn things would come back from command zone. Since now it hits exile then moves the target is lost.

    Interesting!

  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Yeah I'm running a lot enchants in my golgari decks so a one-sided wipe is ideal. That and Barrier Breach seem pretty efficient. Purification Druid is a creature and can be recurred, though...

  • cursedkingcursedking Registered User regular
    my son has used a "your creature is imprisoned on the moon" enchant aura on my commander for eternal punishment, and it's a super funny commander shutdown.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    cursedking wrote: »
    my son has used a "your creature is imprisoned on the moon" enchant aura on my commander for eternal punishment, and it's a super funny commander shutdown.

    Imprisoned in the moon is probably the best form of enchantment removal they have ever printed for commander. Because they either have enchantment removal or they are just hard fucked. (Or a bounce land but almost nobody thinks of that).

    I have seen so many people go "And now I will flicker my commander and remove your annoying....wait I can't do that, it's a land fuck"

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    rita repulsa their ass

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  • SlymSlym Registered User regular
    edited December 2024
    The ravnica lands that tap for 2 but bounce one of your lands when they enter are amazing ways to deal with that. I also love using them to bounce my cycle lands to get more draw.

    Slym on
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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited December 2024
    cursedking wrote: »
    my son has used a "your creature is imprisoned on the moon" enchant aura on my commander for eternal punishment, and it's a super funny commander shutdown.

    Imprisoned in the moon is probably the best form of enchantment removal they have ever printed for commander. Because they either have enchantment removal or they are just hard fucked. (Or a bounce land but almost nobody thinks of that).

    I have seen so many people go "And now I will flicker my commander and remove your annoying....wait I can't do that, it's a land fuck"

    Song of the Dryads is comparable, though producing green mana and being a basic land type might be more useful than colorless for some decks. But I think they're both slightly less crushing than Oubliette, since there is no way to interact with the commander at all, only the enchantment (and it also phases out all equipment and auras, which is hilarious against a voltron deck)

    Evil Multifarious on
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    SLyM wrote: »
    The ravnica lands that tap for 2 but bounce one of your lands when they enter are amazing ways to deal with that. I also love using them to bounce my cycle lands to get more draw.

    I did mention bounce lands and how very few people realize it.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • PolaritiePolaritie Sleepy Registered User regular
    SLyM wrote: »
    The ravnica lands that tap for 2 but bounce one of your lands when they enter are amazing ways to deal with that. I also love using them to bounce my cycle lands to get more draw.

    Also great with Mosswort Bridge.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    I knew imprisoned in the moon was super popular commander removal, but now I also know why edhrec keeps suggesting bounce lands for everything I brew even if it doesn't have any land synergies

    neat

  • SlymSlym Registered User regular
    They're also just like, solid lands. You can think of them as a dual color tapland that draws you a basic land when you play it at the bare minimum.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Yeah, it effectively means you get to hit an extra land draw. Unless it's in your opening hand, then it can be worse than temple of the false gods.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • ph blakeph blake Registered User regular
    The siren song of constructed magic is whispering in my ear, and now I'm doing stupid shit like digging through my closet and seeing how cheap it would be to throw together some kind of domain zoo deck

    I blame work, someone found a box of magic cards in an old office and we spent most of today fucking off building jank decks while "overseeing" some contractors finishing up some work in a classroom

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    ah accidental cube

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  • I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    them: hey why do you play red
    me:
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  • MilskiMilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    I got today's Spellify before I even consciously registered the card, like literally the shape of the text + white card made my brain fill in the entirety of the missing text

    I ate an engineer
  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    milski wrote: »
    I got today's Spellify before I even consciously registered the card, like literally the shape of the text + white card made my brain fill in the entirety of the missing text

    Millions of years of evolution

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  • VyolynceVyolynce Registered User regular
    milski wrote: »
    I got today's Spellify before I even consciously registered the card, like literally the shape of the text + white card made my brain fill in the entirety of the missing text

    To be fair, there aren't a whole lot of options for that specific template. Especially not with a one-word name. This might have been the easiest Turn 0 I've had yet.

  • PolaritiePolaritie Sleepy Registered User regular
    Vyolynce wrote: »
    milski wrote: »
    I got today's Spellify before I even consciously registered the card, like literally the shape of the text + white card made my brain fill in the entirety of the missing text

    To be fair, there aren't a whole lot of options for that specific template. Especially not with a one-word name. This might have been the easiest Turn 0 I've had yet.

    Yeah. The only other option is Austere Command, but obviously that's two words.

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  • I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    milski wrote: »
    I got today's Spellify before I even consciously registered the card, like literally the shape of the text + white card made my brain fill in the entirety of the missing text

    I hit that earlier with Parallel Lives. Honestly I don't think normal mode Spellify can harm me at this point. The hyperfixation has won.

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  • MilskiMilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    milski wrote: »
    I got today's Spellify before I even consciously registered the card, like literally the shape of the text + white card made my brain fill in the entirety of the missing text

    I hit that earlier with Parallel Lives. Honestly I don't think normal mode Spellify can harm me at this point. The hyperfixation has won.

    Funnily enough on that one I wound up thinking "it's doubling season! Wait, doesn't fit" and forgot parallel lives existed.

    I ate an engineer
  • VyolynceVyolynce Registered User regular
    Honestly I don't think normal mode Spellify can harm me at this point.

    I 0'd today's normal as well, and would have done the same on hard mode had I not overlooked a fat-fingering typo. Although to be completely honest, that hard mode "guess" was 100% enabled by the answer loading a split-second before the mask.

  • KandenKanden Registered User regular
    They're doing some Secret Lair chaos vault thing, https://secretlair.wizards.com/us/chaosvault first one goes up in like 30~ minutes

  • PolaritiePolaritie Sleepy Registered User regular
    Kanden wrote: »
    They're doing some Secret Lair chaos vault thing, https://secretlair.wizards.com/us/chaosvault first one goes up in like 30~ minutes

    First reprint of Steely Resolve and Tuvasa, but its still a bit overpriced on that metric.

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    i hate rewarding capitalism with capitalism but also this is clearly a test to do anything different other than the dogshit fomo model they're on now that everyone rightfully bitches about, so. money where my mouth is i guess

  • VyolynceVyolynce Registered User regular

    Includes the fact that the plane formerly known as Kaladesh is now Avishkar:

    https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/feature/avishkar-why-we-changed-the-name-of-a-plane

    The TL;DR is that Kaladesh had some quite unintended (read: racist) alternate meanings in certain dialects.

  • MilskiMilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    The Ghirapur Grand Prix is just Redline. I'm not complaining about that, to be clear.

    I ate an engineer
  • CururuCururu Registered User regular
    Valgavoth has a racing team.

    ...I'll allow it

  • BadablackBadablack Registered User regular
    They're going to redeem the horrible evil house dimension, it will sacrifice itself to save reality and they'll put up a big moth Monument to how noble and good valgavoth was.

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  • InsidiousSquidInsidiousSquid Insidious Squid Registered User regular
    The house always wins, right?

  • I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    Light summary:

    -Race goes through Avishkar, Amonkhet, and Muraganda
    -Lots of detail at the start of the history of the race for those who like that sort of thing
    -The Locust and Scarab Gods appear to be peaceful now that Bolas' influence has been removed. The new gods Ketramose and Sab-Sunen have manifested on Amonkhet.
    -The Aetherspark is considered mostly a ceremonial trophy due to being fully untested and undocumented, a relic of a bygone era where planar travel was rare.
    -Ten main teams make up the race (Call it a hunch, but I think they might be based on the two colour pairs!)

    Officially sponsored Avishkar team is the Aether Rangers. A cross-section of Avishkar geniuses and daredevils, lead by Pia Nalaar and the masked racer Spitfire.
    Officially sponsored Amonkhet team is the Champions of Amonkhet. Chariot racers utilizing the best beasts of the Amonkhet desert, undead and living working in tandem. Lead by the undead leonin Zahur and Basri Ket.
    Muraganda does not have an officially sponsored team. It's not clear if anyone actually asked Muraganda if they wanted a race.

    The Cloudspire Racing Team are the winners of the last Grand Prix, a mixture of Avishkar engineers and Kylem immigrants. Led by Kolodin and Chandra Nalaar. Considered very scandalous that Chandra joined this team.
    The Guidelight Voyagers are a robot hivemind extremely confused about having fallen through an Omenpath and ending up on Avishkar. They utilize the race as a method of testing variables and solutions and maps in the hopes of finding a way back to their home. Call it a hunch, but these guys are probably from the sci-fi set. The hivemind identifies itself as Mendicant Core.
    The Speed Demons are a group of Duskmourn survivors who have been forced to race to advance Valgavoth's schemes, bossed about by, literally, The Speed Demon. Winter and his captive Loot better win or they're fucked!
    The Goblin Rocketeers are, well, a group of goblins. They hail from an unnamed plane, and don't believe that they traveled through an Omenpath to Avishkar, but rather temporarily succeeded in harnessing the powers of the BOOSTGOD. They consider the race a sort of communal worship of the BOOSTGOD, even if the other worlds don't yet know of his truth. Lead by Redshift and funded by Daretti, who has also found himself dumped onto Avishkar.
    The Alacrian Quickbeasts are a group of racers from the plane of Alacria, a world that has found itself permanently joined to Avishkar. They ride sentient creatures known as Quickbeasts, because they are quick beasts, believed to be sort of the "souls" of the Alacria city districts they hail from. Their leaders are Caradora and quickbeast Lagorin.
    The Speedbrood are bugs that no one can understand, but they seem pretty chill. They like art and singing and racing and everyone gets along pretty well with them even if they can't figure out each other's language. The greatest honour for a member of the Speedbrood is to eventually prove ready for an ultimate metamorphosis into one of the vehicles the Speedbrood use to travel. This year's leader, Aatchik, hopes to earn that honour.
    The Keelhaulers are a group of sharkfolk known as chordatans. Not native to Avishkar, an Omenpath dumped them onto the coast, where they rapidly became apex predators due to not just being intelligent shark people but also due to their ability to perceive and harness the natural aether of Avishkar. Their leader is Captain Howler, and they've hired Avishkar natives Kari Zev and Ragavan as guides.
    Finally, the Endriders hail from Gastal, the dying plane Thunder Junction's villain Akul came from. A post-apocalyptic hellscape in a terminal sunset, the second someone on Gastal finds an Omenpath there is a mass exodus, and one such group found themselves on Avishkar. Used to running their machines in raiding parties, Gastal refugees found a big problem in the wider Multiverse - none of these fucking places know what gasoline or oil is. Forced to jury rig their equipment to work on alternative fuel sources requires a steady income, and advertising their services as mercenaries through the Grand Prix serves that purpose. The Endriders are lead by Far Fortune.

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  • cursedkingcursedking Registered User regular
    I'm kind of confused by the sheer amount of racing teams in the race. I had assumed that each "team" would be their own commander deck, but there are obviously too many for that.

    Of the list, I like the valgavoth, nice insects, robots, and egypt undead guy team. Nice bugs are fun I like that idea.

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  • I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    Easy way to think about it:

    There are exactly as many racing teams as there are 2 colour pairings

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  • I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
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    There'll only be two Commander decks, by the way

    One clearly themed around Energy, and the other one probably an undead-focused deck, with reference to the Eternalize mechanic from Amonkhet block.

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  • cursedkingcursedking Registered User regular
    oh that seems definitely crazy given the amount of teams!! I guess there will be a lot of "build your own" with the two color team captains serving as commanders.

    I wonder if the vehicles will have colors? I guess they will but it would be fun to mix and match vehicles and riders.

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  • CururuCururu Registered User regular
    edited December 2024
    They announced 10 different racing teams, so I'm guessing those will be the color pairs for limited. My current guesses:

    The Aether Rangers (Official Avishkar team) - Blue/Green
    The Champions of Amonkhet (Official Amonkhet team)- Black/White
    Cloudspire Racing (Chandra's team) - Blue/Red
    The Guidelight Voyagers (Automaton team) - Blue/White
    The Speed Demons (Valgavoth's team) - Blue/Black
    The Goblin Rocketeers (Followers of BOOSTGOD) - Red/White
    The Alacrian Quickbeasts (Beast rider team) - Green/White (looks like Mounts are back already)
    The Speedbrood (Insectoid racers with living vehicles) - Green/Black
    The Keelhaulers (Insert Street Sharks joke here) - Green/Red
    The Endriders (Motorcyclists from a Mad Max plane) - Black/Red

    I'm impressed with the number of new planes being referenced or introduced in the team backstories. This could have very easily have been another Thunder Junction style pile of famous references from existing planes.

    Edit: Boy am I late with this

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  • I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    They spoiled three cards from the set back in October, so we have seen one vehicle

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