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Are You Gay?

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  • GnizmoGnizmo Registered User regular
    edited July 12
    Kadith wrote: »
    Brolo wrote: »
    NO TIME FOR LABELS IM HERE TO SUCK COCK

    sir this is a kinkos

    Yeah so what's the hold up? Brolo is looking for cock.

    Gnizmo on
  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    You trying to tell me there ain't a single cock in this whole Kinkos? Is that what you're standing there trying to tell me?

  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    How should I know

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  • smofsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    No kinko shaming

  • HeadCreepsHeadCreeps NOW IS THE TIME FOR DRINKING! Registered User regular
    I am gay in that I am lighthearted and fancy free
    So no head?

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  • chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    I am not gay
    Kincock definitely seems like it should deliver multiple cocks, all close to identical, for everyone to use as they see fit.

  • GnizmoGnizmo Registered User regular
    You know when I worked those jobs I can't count the number of times someone said a customer should suck a dick. Here we have a customer willing to go the extra mile and do what is asked and suddenly that is a problem. This is the problem with modern America.

  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    I am gay in that I possess one or more considerable deviations of conventional gender norms that are expected of my culture
    look i'm gonna be honest i have no idea what goes on inside a kinkos

    i've never actually seen a printshop, too big city for me.

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Sterica wrote: »
    pooka wrote: »
    I'm Bi, which I would describe as queer, but not gay. I'm not super comfortable claiming gay as an umbrella term.
    It's just the other side of the binary coin. No room for nuance, even when it's meant to be unifying. The edge of the coin also exists!

    I'll use gay in a kinda jokey way because it's reductive, but I also much prefer queer, both as an umbrella term and personal identifier. Feels nebulous in a good way, but I know for some folks it still parses like a slur.
    Sterica wrote: »
    Oh right, I should remind the bisexuals to put a quarter in the jar
    Please to explain.
    It's a meme about a jar bisexuals put a quarter into whenever they say they're gay instead of bi.

    Sometimes I use it because it fits the flow of the sentence better, there's certain pre-existing phrases that I want to preserve in their original form, or the assonance or the syllables or whatever

    That's kind of how I use all gender as well - not a man nor a woman, but if it helps the joke land, I'll throw on a mask

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I am gay in that I possess one or more considerable deviations of conventional gender norms that are expected of my culture
    I have had sex in a Copymax inside of an Office Max but never a Kinko’s

  • Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    You trying to tell me there ain't a single cock in this whole Kinkos? Is that what you're standing there trying to tell me?

    I'll check the back, and if we don't have any back there I can look up other Kinkos' nearby which might have some in stock

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  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    I am gay in that I possess a sexual orientation that deviates from the conventional norms of my culture
    Duke 2.0 wrote: »
    You trying to tell me there ain't a single cock in this whole Kinkos? Is that what you're standing there trying to tell me?

    I'll check the back, and if we don't have any back there I can look up other Kinkos' nearby which might have some in stock

    Might also check Kintamas

  • R-demR-dem Registered User regular
    I am not gay
    I do not consider myself gay because insofar as I do experience sexual attraction, which is incredibly rare for my ace ass, it is invariably towards a female

    But then people are like “You don’t want to bang every woman you see that makes you GAY” and I’m like “well in that case”

    Oh and also I don’t differentiate between trans or cis or fluid. If you’re a cute chick or chick presenting, you’re cute.

    Not saying that men aren’t also hot, because there certainly are some, but it stirreth the loins not

    Except for Ryan Reynolds
    Ryan Reynolds stirreths the loinseth

  • Kane Red RobeKane Red Robe Master of Magic ArcanusRegistered User regular
    edited July 12
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    I'm Bi, which I would describe as queer, but not gay. I'm not super comfortable claiming gay as an umbrella term.
    I like gay as a very loose umbrella term, but thats mostly because I don't like queer as a word even though queer is an actual umbrella term and has become pretty broadly accepted by queer people

    But I'm also a bi guy in a gay relationship so on any given day gay is usually close enough which probably also colors my feelings on it

    See I'm in the opposite boat, I feel like if I, a Bi guy in a hetero relationship called myself gay I'd be stealing valor. ;)

    I can't argue against using whichever term you like better though, when I was deciding whether to call myself Pansexual or Bisexual I went with Bi purely because I like how it sounds better.

    Kane Red Robe on
  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    chromdom wrote: »
    Kincock definitely seems like it should deliver multiple cocks, all close to identical, for everyone to use as they see fit.

    Kincock is what your stepsister gets every time she falls into the damn washing machine

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  • MachwingMachwing It looks like a harmless old computer, doesn't it? Left in this cave to rot ... or to flower!Registered User regular
    i;m gay

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  • CalicaCalica Registered User regular
    When I have a crush on someone it means I really want to cuddle with them platonically; is there a name for that?

  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    R-dem wrote: »
    I do not consider myself gay because insofar as I do experience sexual attraction, which is incredibly rare for my ace ass, it is invariably towards a female

    But then people are like “You don’t want to bang every woman you see that makes you GAY” and I’m like “well in that case”

    Oh and also I don’t differentiate between trans or cis or fluid. If you’re a cute chick or chick presenting, you’re cute.

    Not saying that men aren’t also hot, because there certainly are some, but it stirreth the loins not

    Except for Ryan Reynolds
    Ryan Reynolds stirreths the loinseth

    Re: the bolded, where are ya running into that sort of stuff? I associate that kind of thinking so much with high school idiots that I am always curious where it's still hanging on in adult spaces, how that even happens

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I am Bizarro Stormy.
    You trying to tell me there ain't a single cock in this whole Kinkos? Is that what you're standing there trying to tell me?

    *burp*

    I guess yer right, I see one cock right in front of me.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    I am gay in that I possess one or more considerable deviations of conventional gender norms that are expected of my culture
    I'm demifem trans non-binary

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
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  • R-demR-dem Registered User regular
    I am not gay
    R-dem wrote: »
    I do not consider myself gay because insofar as I do experience sexual attraction, which is incredibly rare for my ace ass, it is invariably towards a female

    But then people are like “You don’t want to bang every woman you see that makes you GAY” and I’m like “well in that case”

    Oh and also I don’t differentiate between trans or cis or fluid. If you’re a cute chick or chick presenting, you’re cute.

    Not saying that men aren’t also hot, because there certainly are some, but it stirreth the loins not

    Except for Ryan Reynolds
    Ryan Reynolds stirreths the loinseth

    Re: the bolded, where are ya running into that sort of stuff? I associate that kind of thinking so much with high school idiots that I am always curious where it's still hanging on in adult spaces, how that even happens

    I spent years working in retail management, in the outdoor industry, in Utah. I made the mistake of telling someone I was ace once.

    Fortunately in my new career (health care tech) no one cares

  • RanlinRanlin Oh gosh Registered User regular
  • Fig-DFig-D SoCalRegistered User regular
    R-dem wrote: »
    R-dem wrote: »
    I do not consider myself gay because insofar as I do experience sexual attraction, which is incredibly rare for my ace ass, it is invariably towards a female

    But then people are like “You don’t want to bang every woman you see that makes you GAY” and I’m like “well in that case”

    Oh and also I don’t differentiate between trans or cis or fluid. If you’re a cute chick or chick presenting, you’re cute.

    Not saying that men aren’t also hot, because there certainly are some, but it stirreth the loins not

    Except for Ryan Reynolds
    Ryan Reynolds stirreths the loinseth

    Re: the bolded, where are ya running into that sort of stuff? I associate that kind of thinking so much with high school idiots that I am always curious where it's still hanging on in adult spaces, how that even happens

    I spent years working in retail management, in the outdoor industry, in Utah. I made the mistake of telling someone I was ace once.

    Fortunately in my new career (health care tech) no one cares

    Both my last job in retail management and my current job working with a bunch of guys that never shook the machismo of their youth. Or actual youths. Some of the dudes in the warehouse haven't hit 20 yet.

    SteamID - Fig-D :: PSN - Fig-D
  • LucedesLucedes Registered User regular
    I am gay in that I possess one or more considerable deviations of conventional gender norms that are expected of my culture
    am i gay??

    i really don't like the specific label 'gay' for myself because i don't feel like it's accurate in terms of my gender or culture, having basically nothing in common culturally with cisgender homosexual males, but as an umbrella term including lesbians and enbys, sure.

    is any relationship involving a nonbinary person gay or straight, tho? like are they all gay? or are none of them gay and all of them sorta generally queer?

  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    I am gay in that I possess one or more considerable deviations of conventional gender norms that are expected of my culture
    I identify as a big fuckin' mess

  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    I am gay in that I am a man who is attracted exclusively to other men
    I put the kink in Kinkos.

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

    Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
  • LucedesLucedes Registered User regular
    I am gay in that I possess one or more considerable deviations of conventional gender norms that are expected of my culture
    running my computer on KinkOS, a truly perverted Arch fork

  • AnzekayAnzekay Registered User, Moderator mod
    I am Bizarro Stormy.
    make sure everyone gets Zimas

  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    I am gay in that I possess one or more considerable deviations of conventional gender norms that are expected of my culture
    EVERYONE

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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    I am not gay
    I considered the first option, but I have many fancies

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    I am gay in that I possess one or more considerable deviations of conventional gender norms that are expected of my culture
    I find myself tending towards the feminine, attraction-wise, but nothing gets me bashful like a big hunk being nice to me

  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    I am gay in that I possess one or more considerable deviations of conventional gender norms that are expected of my culture
    also James Dean
    No, I am not a homosexual. But, I'm also not going to go through life with one hand tied behind my back.

    am I going to accept him as a bi icon? sure.

  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    I AM GAY! GAY FOR YOU, SPIDER-MAN!
    I'm not gay but I'm definitely not straight, either.

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    I am gay in that I possess a sexual orientation that deviates from the conventional norms of my culture
    I just think femboys are neat

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    I am gay in that I possess a sexual orientation that deviates from the conventional norms of my culture
    also my partner is trans

    the older I get, the less I give a shit about labels

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    maybe mind your fucking business 😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠

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  • smofsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    A word has not yet been conceived to describe my position because I'm such a special snowflake.

  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    I am gay in that I am lighthearted and fancy free
    A word has not yet been conceived to describe my position because I'm such a special snowflake.

    You are smof

  • HeadCreepsHeadCreeps NOW IS THE TIME FOR DRINKING! Registered User regular
    I am gay in that I am lighthearted and fancy free
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