I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles. Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odors - oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called "City Fathers" who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?"
Watching back through clips I haven't seen in so many years, and I'm kind of blown away at just how religious at least the early seasons of simpsons was, and also how it all seemed like just normal
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“Hey! I’m tryin to eat lunch here!”
https://youtu.be/YNEcAbsfeB4?feature=shared
You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!
No truth handler are you!
Bah! I deride your truth-handling abilities!
You want the truth? You can’t handle the truth! Because when you reach over and put your hand in a pile of goo…that was your best friend’s face!
No, money down!
MacGyver
MacGyver
MacGyver
MacGyver
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Bark bark bark bark bark bark bark
That dog can sell anything.
Shhh Lisa, the dog is barking
I have that on a shirt. Its faded though so I need to get a new one . My mother doesn't understand it at all
Aunt Selma has one hour to live!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wX1x7pfH8fw
immediately stuck in my head
MEXICO OR
PORTUGAL
(you know, they have a mother...)
Yes but I assume she would die of grief
With a leg for an arm, and an arm for a leg!
Also, this happened to show up on my recommendations recently and I think I've seen it before? But seeing it again was pure joy.
I love it more than anything
It's my job
My job
It's my job
Hi Doctor Nick!
no one ever responds to my "hi everybody!" no matter how much of the Doctor Nick voice I put in it.
I totally would!
Dep, Doctor Nick's been dead for 17 years
It's what separates us from the animals
... Except the weasel