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  • TayaTaya Registered User regular
    Fail at the chance to do something that will never happen again in your life
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulDC1w1ydLI

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Hey Marge, remember when we made out to this hymn?

  • Mad IronMad Iron Registered User regular
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    I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles. Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odors - oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called "City Fathers" who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?"

  • CristovalCristoval Registered User regular
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    “Well McGarnagle, Billy is dead! They slit his throat from ear to ear…”

    “Hey! I’m tryin to eat lunch here!”

  • PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 My amazement is at maximum capacity. Registered User regular
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    https://youtu.be/YNEcAbsfeB4?feature=shared

  • HeadCreepsHeadCreeps NOW IS THE TIME FOR DRINKING! Registered User regular
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    You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!

    No truth handler are you!

    Bah! I deride your truth-handling abilities!

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  • CristovalCristoval Registered User regular
    Fail at the chance to do something that will never happen again in your life
    No one cares about your blintzes!

  • PsykomaPsykoma Registered User regular
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    Watching back through clips I haven't seen in so many years, and I'm kind of blown away at just how religious at least the early seasons of simpsons was, and also how it all seemed like just normal

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    HeadCreeps wrote: »
    You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!

    No truth handler are you!

    Bah! I deride your truth-handling abilities!

    You want the truth? You can’t handle the truth! Because when you reach over and put your hand in a pile of goo…that was your best friend’s face!

  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    Fail at the chance to do something that will never happen again in your life
    My cat's automatic feeder says, "Bellebelle, we're good parents again! GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE" when it spits out her breakfast.

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    God speed little doodle

  • Andy JoeAndy Joe We claim the land for the highlord! The AdirondacksRegistered User regular
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    Don't sue me, Dracula!

    XBL: Stealth Crane PSN: ajpet12 3DS: 1160-9999-5810 NNID: StealthCrane Pokemon Scarlet Name: Carmen
  • HeadCreepsHeadCreeps NOW IS THE TIME FOR DRINKING! Registered User regular
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    Works on contingency?

    No, money down!
    Oops, shouldn't have this Bar Association logo here either

    HeadCreeps on
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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
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    I'll have you know if you look in that dumpster you'll be violating attorney dumpster privilege

  • PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 My amazement is at maximum capacity. Registered User regular
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    Tonight, on:

    MacGyver
    MacGyver
    MacGyver
    MacGyver

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark

    Brought to you by

    Bark bark bark bark bark bark bark

    That dog can sell anything.

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark

    Brought to you by

    Bark bark bark bark bark bark bark

    That dog can sell anything.

    Shhh Lisa, the dog is barking

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Repossessing stuff is the hardest part of my job.

  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
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    HeadCreeps wrote: »
    Works on contingency?

    No, money down!
    Oops, shouldn't have this Bar Association logo here either

    I have that on a shirt. Its faded though so I need to get a new one . My mother doesn't understand it at all

    I have a podcast now. It's about video games and anime!Find it here.
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Tonight, on:

    MacGyver
    MacGyver
    MacGyver
    MacGyver

    Aunt Selma has one hour to live!

  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    Recently it was the "birthday" of Smokey the Bear and they were talking about it on NPR

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wX1x7pfH8fw

    immediately stuck in my head

  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    Fail at the chance to do something that will never happen again in your life
    SEE ONCE AND FOR ALL WHO IS THE BEST COUNTRY ON EARTH

    MEXICO OR

    PORTUGAL

  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
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    I think Homer Simpson is a good man, I like him, I've got nothing against him, but I'm definitely going to make orphans of his children

    (you know, they have a mother...)

    Yes but I assume she would die of grief

  • MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
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    Why, if it isn't Mr. MacCraig!
    With a leg for an arm, and an arm for a leg!

    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Hail Hydra
  • ProhassProhass Registered User regular
    If I could turn back the clock on my mothers stair pushing, I would certainly…reconsider it

  • PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 My amazement is at maximum capacity. Registered User regular
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    https://youtu.be/06OzHwkV3bA?feature=shared

    Also, this happened to show up on my recommendations recently and I think I've seen it before? But seeing it again was pure joy.

  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
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    https://youtu.be/06OzHwkV3bA?feature=shared

    Also, this happened to show up on my recommendations recently and I think I've seen it before? But seeing it again was pure joy.

    I love it more than anything

  • GyralGyral Registered User regular
    "He read card good" still makes me laugh uncontrollably.

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  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    The bee bit my bottom! Now my bottom is big!

  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
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    when I was a kid, I'd run into rooms with that, just as an excuse to wave my butt at people.

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I’m me?

  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
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    It's my job to be repetitive

    It's my job

    My job

    It's my job

  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
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    HI EVERYBODY!

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Hmm, it appears I can hear Depressperado's thoughts
    I know you cut school. When I prove it your ass is mine.
    Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
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    Xaquin wrote: »
    HI EVERYBODY!

    Hi Doctor Nick!

    no one ever responds to my "hi everybody!" no matter how much of the Doctor Nick voice I put in it.

  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
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    Xaquin wrote: »
    HI EVERYBODY!

    Hi Doctor Nick!

    no one ever responds to my "hi everybody!" no matter how much of the Doctor Nick voice I put in it.

    I totally would!

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    HI EVERYBODY!

    Hi Doctor Nick!

    no one ever responds to my "hi everybody!" no matter how much of the Doctor Nick voice I put in it.

    Dep, Doctor Nick's been dead for 17 years

  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
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    Weaseling out of things is an important skill to learn

    It's what separates us from the animals


    ... Except the weasel

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