"Here are your messages. You have 30 minutes to remove your car. You have 10 minutes to remove your car. Your car has been impounded. Your car has been crushed into a cube. You have 30 minutes to remove your cube."
RING
"Hello, Mr. Burns' office!"
"Is it about my cube?"
1) Silence 2) Books must be returned by the last date shown 3) Do not interfere with the nature of causality
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Raijin QuickfootI'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPAregular
“Hello, my name is Mr. Burns.”
“Alright Mr. Burns, what’s your first name?”
“I…don’t know.”
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Raijin QuickfootI'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPAregular
“I take a whiskey drink, I take a chocolate drink, and when I have to pee I use the kitchen sink.
I sing the song that reminds me of a urinating guy…”
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DepressperadoI just wanted to see you laughingin the pizza rainRegistered Userregular
Watching back through clips I haven't seen in so many years, and I'm kind of blown away at just how religious at least the early seasons of simpsons was, and also how it all seemed like just normal
There is an episode where Marge threatens to leave Homer because he stops going to church. He doesn't become atheist, mind, just stops going to church. Her actual line is "Don't ask me to choose between my man and my God, because you just can't win."
The whole picking-Bart-up-by-his-throat-and-strangling-him thing she can live with though.
Watching back through clips I haven't seen in so many years, and I'm kind of blown away at just how religious at least the early seasons of simpsons was, and also how it all seemed like just normal
There is an episode where Marge threatens to leave Homer because he stops going to church. He doesn't become atheist, mind, just stops going to church. Her actual line is "Don't ask me to choose between my man and my God, because you just can't win."
The whole picking-Bart-up-by-his-throat-and-strangling-him thing she can live with though.
James Brooks weird family values stuff held on real tight for the first three seasons
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RING
"Hello, Mr. Burns' office!"
"Is it about my cube?"
“Alright Mr. Burns, what’s your first name?”
“I…don’t know.”
I sing the song that reminds me of a urinating guy…”
hey ma, how 'bout some cookies?
Great plan, Bart
"no dice"
"dis ain't ovah"
was in regular rotation with me and my friends for years
Homer: Correction: free blood!
“Children remain calm, the Falkland Islands have just been invaded. The disputed islands lie here, off the coast of Argentina…”
And now I’m going down to Emmett’s Fix-It shop…to fix Emmett.
"I....wish I was dead."
It's amazing how much play they've gotten out of that one voice over the years.
Guarantee void in Tennessee!
30 seconds?! But I want it now!
Or-eh-gah-no…what the hell?
You were going broke because we were your only customers.
Wasn’t that the problem in the first place?
That you were going broke?
Moe? Moe?
Hey Moe, OH, you’re thinking about all that money you blew.
What was it, fifty, sixty thousand dollars?
Moe?”
“Haha, how does it keep up with the news like that?”
"We all want peace, but how do we get it?"
"With a knife"
Four Krustys!
And with good cause!
“Very well, begin the thawing of Jim Nabors.”
“Your manager says for you to shut up!”
“Vera said that??”
Will there will be no hospital then. I'll tell the children.
I told you last night. NO!
There is an episode where Marge threatens to leave Homer because he stops going to church. He doesn't become atheist, mind, just stops going to church. Her actual line is "Don't ask me to choose between my man and my God, because you just can't win."
The whole picking-Bart-up-by-his-throat-and-strangling-him thing she can live with though.
James Brooks weird family values stuff held on real tight for the first three seasons